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Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: Death Hag ()
Date: February 22, 2012 07:51PM

Or how Ossama Bin laden looks now in the ocean? Stuff like that.

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 22, 2012 07:56PM

I wonder if a woman gets raped by a chimpanzee, can she have chimp-human hybrids?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: Olde Farte ()
Date: February 22, 2012 08:04PM

Doing a quickie Google Image Search with Safe Search off for "exhumed body" would answer that.

beetlejuicefilm-004-450px-trunc.jpg

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: Olde Farte ()
Date: February 22, 2012 08:14PM

Since that image apparently didn't allow hotlinks (there's an image URL there - ya just can't see the image), here's an article with gallery instead:

http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/chemistry/news-afterlife-human-corpse-stages-decomposition

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: Sometimes they look good ()
Date: February 22, 2012 08:15PM

They exhumed the "Big Bobber" who died in an airplane crash in the late 50s. They opened the coffin and he looked well preserved, while Joseph Mengele was bones in a short period of time in Brazil when they exhumed him. Go figure.

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 22, 2012 08:18PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I wonder if a woman gets raped by a chimpanzee,
> can she have chimp-human hybrids?





Never mind, I found hard proof, and it was here all along!




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Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: kason ()
Date: February 22, 2012 08:18PM

I remember finding a body in the woods, the smell was bad but what was worst were the maggots all over it. I never feel good about rice when I see it.

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 22, 2012 08:20PM


Decomposition of the human body in a casket by ash4245

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: donna darkness ()
Date: February 22, 2012 08:31PM

Surprised at how well the cloths endured in the above video.

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: Olde Farte ()
Date: February 22, 2012 08:41PM

kason Wrote:
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> I remember finding a body in the woods, the smell
> was bad but what was worst were the maggots all
> over it. I never feel good about rice when I see
> it.


There's a possum body decomposing in the gutter near the "school zone 25 MPH" flashing-light sign on westbound Poplar Tree near the turn-off to Stone Middle School.

Classrom in nature!

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: Ha. ()
Date: February 22, 2012 08:44PM

eesh Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > I wonder if a woman gets raped by a chimpanzee,
> > can she have chimp-human hybrids?
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>
>
>
>
> Never mind, I found hard proof, and it was here
> all along!
>

That's fucked up eesh lol!
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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 22, 2012 08:54PM

Olde Farte Wrote:
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> kason Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I remember finding a body in the woods, the
> smell
> > was bad but what was worst were the maggots all
> > over it. I never feel good about rice when I
> see
> > it.
>
>
> There's a possum body decomposing in the gutter
> near the "school zone 25 MPH" flashing-light sign
> on westbound Poplar Tree near the turn-off to
> Stone Middle School.
>
> Classrom in nature!




Watching turkey buzzards feast on a roadkill deer is pretty gruesome. Nothing like seeing a huge bird works its neck into the belly of Bambi.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: Maggots are beneficial ()
Date: February 23, 2012 03:38PM

Aboriginal people (females) would let maggots clean out their pussies, like a living douce treatment. Also, they clean up infections and leave the healthy tissue, saved many a POW.

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: Olde Farte ()
Date: February 23, 2012 03:57PM

Maggots are beneficial Wrote:
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> they clean up infections and
> leave the healthy tissue, saved many a POW.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggot_therapy

http://www.joshuakaye.com/topics/maggots.htm

Examples:

BEFORE:

maggotw_day_1.jpg

http://www.joshuakaye.com/images/maggot/maggotw_day_1.jpg

AFTER:

maggotw_day_7.jpg

http://www.joshuakaye.com/images/maggot/maggotw_day_7.jpg

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 24, 2012 09:15AM

eesh Wrote:
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> I wonder if a woman gets raped by a chimpanzee,
> can she have chimp-human hybrids?

Yes, they live in urban areas.

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: News Bug ()
Date: February 24, 2012 09:25AM

Woman's obituary photo spurred Wisconsin trio's grave robbery attempt



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/sex-corpse-scheme-busted

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: February 24, 2012 09:28AM

News Bug Wrote:
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> Woman's obituary photo spurred Wisconsin trio's
> grave robbery attempt
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> http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/p
> hotogallery/embarrassing-arrests/laura-j-tennessen
> -.jpg
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> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/sex-c
> orpse-scheme-busted


In a police interview, Radke said that he and the Grunke brothers stopped at a Wal-Mart to buy condoms on their way to the cemetery.


Huh?

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: Les ()
Date: February 24, 2012 10:00AM

I guessed right as to which one of the three thought up the idea of digging up her corpse for sex.

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Re: Ever wonder how a person looks in the grave after a month?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 24, 2012 10:04AM

Why would you need condoms to screw a corpse? I don't think any STDs are living on a dead body and she sure isn't getting pregnant.....unless zombies can be with child.

Blessed are the murderous.

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