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Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: Ellipsis ()
Date: November 27, 2011 07:06PM

This country sucks. My person - and my money - is going to Punta del Este.

I call upon you not just to tolerate, but to enjoy, to savour, the regime that is running roughshod over your affairs. The police 'protect and serve' the interests of the regime, not yours. The military would not hesitate to turn its guns on their kinsmen. Savour their servility to the regime, being faithful pawns and pandering apparatchiks.

Look at this number:
15'000'000'000'000
The regime in power has taken a credit card with your name on it and borrowed that much. Among those who pay Federal income tax on a net basis, your share is about $200'000. They have plunged this country into ruin. Millions go hungry so oligarchs may feast. Thanks to the gaping dearth of intelligence in the population, caused by poor diets and most having served 12 year sentences in public schools, this will not change any time soon, for in order to fix a problem, one must identify it.

Uruguay, on the other hand, is relatively free and has a financial house in much better order than the US', and it is by no means the only such country. Where tyranny is a fresh memory, the people are vigilant and keep the local regimes in line. However, in the US, fanatical devotion to the American Civic Region, wherein anything the regime does is sanctified by the unholy spirit of Exceptionalism, prevents any such realisation.

The solution is manifest as the noonday sun - it is never too soon to set into motion expatriation. If you have white skin, your ancestors did it. Therefore, to be unable to emigrate is to be inferior to one's ancestors, and quite frankly, most Americans are. However, to those whose brains do not rattle betwixt their ears, now is the time to make emigration a family tradition.

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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: Maria ()
Date: November 27, 2011 07:07PM

Buena suerte pendejo..;)

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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: Loco Lookout ()
Date: November 27, 2011 07:08PM

Maria Wrote:
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> Buena suerte pendejo..;)



Conie post.

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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: Ellipsis ()
Date: November 27, 2011 07:13PM

Maria Wrote:
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> Buena suerte pendejo..;)


Gracias, enviaré una postal :)

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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: Adios Puta ()
Date: November 27, 2011 07:17PM

get lost you cunt

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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: Ellipsis ()
Date: November 27, 2011 07:19PM

Adios Puta Wrote:
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> get lost you cunt

I have GPS, that will not happen.

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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 27, 2011 07:20PM

Take inkahootz with you so he can get back to his peoples.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: Ellipsis ()
Date: November 27, 2011 07:22PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Take inkahootz with you so he can get back to his
> peoples.


He is Uruguayan? If he owns property, an Anglophone landlord would be valuable.

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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: Hyphenated Nationalities ()
Date: November 27, 2011 07:22PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Take inkahootz with you so he can get back to his
> peoples.

Isn't he a Uruguayan-Canadian?

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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 27, 2011 07:25PM

Hyphenated Nationalities Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > Take inkahootz with you so he can get back to
> his
> > peoples.
>
> Isn't he a Uruguayan-Canadian?




Bolivian-Canadian; but the difference between a Uruguayan and a Bolivian is about the same as someone from Tajikistan as opposed to someone from Kyrgyzstan. Go figure.



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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 27, 2011 07:27PM

Ellipsis Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Take inkahootz with you so he can get back to
> his
> > peoples.
>
>
> He is Uruguayan? If he owns property, an
> Anglophone landlord would be valuable.




In Uruguay, you could own him and he can work on your land....you could even call him Toby, it's a good name.

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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: Ellipsis ()
Date: November 27, 2011 07:27PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Bolivian-Canadian; but the difference between a
> Uruguayan and a Bolivian is about the same as some
> from Tajikistan as opposed to someone from
> Kyrgyzstan. Go figure.


Bolivia is a basket-case; I have no business there.

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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: You know what'll happen. ()
Date: November 27, 2011 07:29PM

You're going to end up getting kidnapped, raped, and the US Government will end up coming to your rescue. And then you'll return all contrite and A#1 US fan, I've seen it before X 1,000.

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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: Ellipsis ()
Date: November 27, 2011 07:38PM

>You know what'll happen. Wrote:

Unless you have a crystal ball, you have no idea what will happen.

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> You're going to end up getting kidnapped, raped,
> and the US Government will end up coming to your
> rescue. And then you'll return all contrite and
> A#1 US fan, I've seen it before X 1,000.

Someone has clearly been watching the television, and has thus come to believe that anywhere outside the Glorious Homeland is terra pericolosa.

http://www.smartraveller.gov.au/zw-cgi/view/Advice/Uruguay

If Uruguay was such a dangerous place, surely the Australian government would have issued a travel advisory? The advisory for Uruguay's more volatile big brother Argentina is the safest possible i.e. 'Exercise normal safety precautions'.

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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: You'll be sorry ()
Date: November 27, 2011 08:28PM

You'll be branded as another "crazy gringo" who thinks a change of location is all that matters. Like the lunatic fringe who went to Cuba during the 60s to help in the sugar cane harvest, they were looked upon as fools, believing in some kind of crazy Commie utopia the madman Castro set up. You will be back in about a month, disallusioned.

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Re: Screw you guys, I'm going to Uruguay
Posted by: Ellipsis ()
Date: November 27, 2011 09:59PM

You'll be sorry Wrote:
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> You'll be branded as another "crazy gringo" who
> thinks a change of location is all that matters.

Location is not the issue. The regime that rules the location often is, as it (often adversely) effects the quality of life upon said location's inhabitants. That said, anyone can brand me what they please; I'll be laughing my arse off as they get shafted by this country's regime worse than they already are.

> Like the lunatic fringe who went to Cuba during
> the 60s to help in the sugar cane harvest, they
> were looked upon as fools, believing in some kind
> of crazy Commie utopia the madman Castro set up.
> You will be back in about a month, disallusioned(sic).

Your rather pejorative implication that emigrants are part of a 'lunatic fringe' has not gone unnoticed.

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