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How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
poopstick
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Date: November 20, 2011 02:52AM
Lets face facts. If the president peed on you, at the very least it would be an awesome story. At best, you could sell a book. I'm not saying he would have to pee on your face, but anywhere else on your body. I would pay at least $20 to have bush or obama pee on me.
I'm not crazy Lord 703, just a lil drunk and the topic came up tonight.
I'm not crazy Lord 703, just a lil drunk and the topic came up tonight.
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
fyhjbtr76yhgyvt
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Date: November 20, 2011 02:53AM
they would have to pay me
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
poopstick
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Date: November 20, 2011 02:56AM
You're unpatriotic.
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
friskydingo
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Date: November 20, 2011 03:00AM
Do I have to br on my knees. Or can he just pee on my leg?
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
poopstick
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Date: November 20, 2011 03:03AM
friskydingo Wrote:
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> Do I have to br on my knees. Or can he just pee on
> my leg?
Open to interpretation. You can stand and have him just pee on your leg.
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> Do I have to br on my knees. Or can he just pee on
> my leg?
Open to interpretation. You can stand and have him just pee on your leg.
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
friskydingo
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Date: November 20, 2011 03:11AM
Well then fuck yeah
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Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: November 20, 2011 03:17AM
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: November 24, 2011 05:17PM
this is a really good topic, I like to get some more opinions on this matter
I would pay 1,000 dollars at least for an Obama pee-job
I would pay 1,000 dollars at least for an Obama pee-job
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
He Is Delusional
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Date: November 24, 2011 09:16PM
Let's reword the question. How much would one pay if they could punch President Obama in the face?
I'd be good for $1,000 on that one. A nice round-house punch to the side of the face, and I'd feel as though I got my money's worth.
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I'd be good for $1,000 on that one. A nice round-house punch to the side of the face, and I'd feel as though I got my money's worth.
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Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
He ls Delusional
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Date: November 24, 2011 09:17PM
Who the fuck is 'they' ???????
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I'm not me.
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I'm not me.
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
USSSR
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Date: November 24, 2011 09:21PM
He Is Delusional Wrote:
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> Let's reword the question. How much would one pay
> if they could punch President Obama in the face?
>
> I'd be good for $1,000 on that one. A nice
> round-house punch to the side of the face, and I'd
> feel as though I got my money's worth.
Sounds like a threat to me, I will be calling the United States Secret Service tomorrow morning to report you.
Better watch your tongue, that White House Shooter is facing life in prison.
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> Let's reword the question. How much would one pay
> if they could punch President Obama in the face?
>
> I'd be good for $1,000 on that one. A nice
> round-house punch to the side of the face, and I'd
> feel as though I got my money's worth.
Sounds like a threat to me, I will be calling the United States Secret Service tomorrow morning to report you.
Better watch your tongue, that White House Shooter is facing life in prison.
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
He Is Delusional
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Date: November 24, 2011 09:24PM
USSSR Wrote:
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> He Is Delusional Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's reword the question. How much would one
> pay
> > if they could punch President Obama in the
> face?
> >
> > I'd be good for $1,000 on that one. A nice
> > round-house punch to the side of the face, and
> I'd
> > feel as though I got my money's worth.
>
>
> Sounds like a threat to me, I will be calling the
> United States Secret Service tomorrow morning to
> report you.
>
What threat? This is a hypothetical situation. And, why would your dumb self wait another 12 hours until morning to make a call.
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> He Is Delusional Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's reword the question. How much would one
> pay
> > if they could punch President Obama in the
> face?
> >
> > I'd be good for $1,000 on that one. A nice
> > round-house punch to the side of the face, and
> I'd
> > feel as though I got my money's worth.
>
>
> Sounds like a threat to me, I will be calling the
> United States Secret Service tomorrow morning to
> report you.
>
What threat? This is a hypothetical situation. And, why would your dumb self wait another 12 hours until morning to make a call.
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
he deserves it
()
Date: November 24, 2011 09:27PM
USSSR Wrote:
>
> Better watch your tongue, that White House Shooter
> is facing life in prison.
Are you implying he doesnt deserve life in prison for attempting to kill the president?
>
> Better watch your tongue, that White House Shooter
> is facing life in prison.
Are you implying he doesnt deserve life in prison for attempting to kill the president?
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
USSSR
()
Date: November 24, 2011 09:28PM
Watch it buddy, you are on report.
I'm picking up the phone right now.
I'm picking up the phone right now.
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
He Is Delusional
()
Date: November 24, 2011 09:32PM
USSSR Wrote:
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> Watch it buddy, you are on report.
>
> I'm picking up the phone right now.
On report? What generation are you from?
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> Watch it buddy, you are on report.
>
> I'm picking up the phone right now.
On report? What generation are you from?
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I'm the real H.I.D. If you question my identity, just hit the quote button on one of my posts and look for any of the "L" characters that have been replaced by the uppercase "I" character. That will tell you who the fake is.
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 25, 2011 04:22PM
I think that Barack Obama has done many great things as our President and I for one will be voing for him come December.
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
He Is Delusional
()
Date: November 25, 2011 08:22PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I think that Barack Obama has done many great
> things as our President and I for one will be
> voing for him come December.
Yes, please do show up to vote for Barack Obama on December 2012. That is the dream of us Conservatives - that the Liberals mark their calendars to vote in December 2012.
BTW, if you think Obama has done a many great things as president,
1) You don't get out enough.
2) You don't understand how capitalism and the free markets work.
3) You have no idea of what a high debt and a lowered credit rating will do to our country.
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I'm the real H.I.D. If you question my identity, just hit the quote button on one of my posts and look for any of the "L" characters that have been replaced by the uppercase "I" character. That will tell you who the fake is.
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> I think that Barack Obama has done many great
> things as our President and I for one will be
> voing for him come December.
Yes, please do show up to vote for Barack Obama on December 2012. That is the dream of us Conservatives - that the Liberals mark their calendars to vote in December 2012.
BTW, if you think Obama has done a many great things as president,
1) You don't get out enough.
2) You don't understand how capitalism and the free markets work.
3) You have no idea of what a high debt and a lowered credit rating will do to our country.
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I'm the real H.I.D. If you question my identity, just hit the quote button on one of my posts and look for any of the "L" characters that have been replaced by the uppercase "I" character. That will tell you who the fake is.
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 25, 2011 08:33PM
He Is Delusional Wrote:
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> 1) You don't get out enough.
I never leave my house except to forage for food. So what?
>
> 2) You don't understand how capitalism and the
> free markets work.
I understand. I'm a socialist. I believe in SOCIALISM. You got a problem with that? Socialism is the way of the future, like it or lump it. I'm proud to be a socialist. I believe in socialism. Socialism is better. I am a socialist.
>
> 3) You have no idea of what a high debt and a
> lowered credit rating will do to our country.
by all means then, let's keep poking the hornet's nest and keep on occupying sovereign nations. Bail-outs, Jack. Freaks that carry your luggage up to your room.......and who killed the electric car?
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> 1) You don't get out enough.
I never leave my house except to forage for food. So what?
>
> 2) You don't understand how capitalism and the
> free markets work.
I understand. I'm a socialist. I believe in SOCIALISM. You got a problem with that? Socialism is the way of the future, like it or lump it. I'm proud to be a socialist. I believe in socialism. Socialism is better. I am a socialist.
>
> 3) You have no idea of what a high debt and a
> lowered credit rating will do to our country.
by all means then, let's keep poking the hornet's nest and keep on occupying sovereign nations. Bail-outs, Jack. Freaks that carry your luggage up to your room.......and who killed the electric car?
Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
He Is Delusional
()
Date: November 25, 2011 08:43PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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>
> I understand. I'm a socialist. I believe in
> SOCIALISM. You got a problem with that? Socialism
> is the way of the future, like it or lump it. I'm
> proud to be a socialist. I believe in socialism.
> Socialism is better. I am a socialist.
>
Ahh ... yeah, right.
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> I understand. I'm a socialist. I believe in
> SOCIALISM. You got a problem with that? Socialism
> is the way of the future, like it or lump it. I'm
> proud to be a socialist. I believe in socialism.
> Socialism is better. I am a socialist.
>
Ahh ... yeah, right.
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Re: How much would you pay for the President to pee on you?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 25, 2011 08:47PM