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is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: November 05, 2011 08:36PM
...I know there are many ladies out there who would like to know sometimes: Is our own Mr. Cary a single fella? if so, how available is he?
I was showing the site to my girlfriend the other night, after we just got done having hot, sexy, steaming, straight vaginal sex, and while she was lying in bed smoking her after-having-sex cigarettes, she said that she thought Mr. Cary was really sexy in a way, and he is very dark and mysterious. He has a very loud, deep, booming voice sometime when he yells at his i-phone for the alarm on it not working right, and having sexy faces sometime when he is wiping some snow flake from off his camcorder in a parking lot. She says she thinks he is sex.
I don't want my girlfriend to leave me for him, but she is wanting to know: is Mr. Cary single? I he is single, is he also ready to mingle also?
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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I was showing the site to my girlfriend the other night, after we just got done having hot, sexy, steaming, straight vaginal sex, and while she was lying in bed smoking her after-having-sex cigarettes, she said that she thought Mr. Cary was really sexy in a way, and he is very dark and mysterious. He has a very loud, deep, booming voice sometime when he yells at his i-phone for the alarm on it not working right, and having sexy faces sometime when he is wiping some snow flake from off his camcorder in a parking lot. She says she thinks he is sex.
I don't want my girlfriend to leave me for him, but she is wanting to know: is Mr. Cary single? I he is single, is he also ready to mingle also?
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Fagg
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Date: November 05, 2011 08:40PM
Girlfriend? You are a fag. Come out of the closet already. You want to stalk and ass rape Cary asking if he's single. Beyond gay u are!
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: November 05, 2011 08:43PM
I got a girlfriend recently and we have been having a lot of sex together
she likes to scuk my dick and I like to eat her vulva. He have been having a lot of anal sex, on her, and she also usually likes to go from ass to mouth on me. I came all over her face just last night sometime.
I have been fucking her, kissing her, and she has been jacking me off every day all day for the past few weeks.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
she likes to scuk my dick and I like to eat her vulva. He have been having a lot of anal sex, on her, and she also usually likes to go from ass to mouth on me. I came all over her face just last night sometime.
I have been fucking her, kissing her, and she has been jacking me off every day all day for the past few weeks.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
haaaaaaaaaa
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Date: November 05, 2011 08:46PM
Is this her? They arent considered girlfriends when you keep them in your underground dungeon.
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Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: November 05, 2011 08:47PM
she puts her hand around my penis and begins to stroke it up and down up and down up and down, sometimes she like to spit on the penis and then use that mositure to help her continue stroking and jacking on it even better and faster. Sometimes she will rub her pussy with her G-Spot and let me lick it while she is jerking the head of mine. Obviously I have sex and I know exactly whit it's like. I have been having sex with her all over the place for many weeks all day recently,
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: November 05, 2011 08:52PM
she was using her tongue inside the tip of my man early today and some white thing came out into her mouth but he just kept on using her tongues anyway and then popped it in her mouth and sucked it, like it was a popsicle stick. It felt so good I nearly bust some nuts right then and there inside her head. But I know how to think of baseball sometime and instead I keep from coming so I just let her get on top of it and ride the dick for a few hours. She was grinding her clit and cervix all on top of my thing and began to cum herself. We came all over each other instead and then she went ahead and jerk on it some more before sucking it off in her mouth finally I think we are having a baby
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
hmmmm
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Date: November 05, 2011 08:57PM
This story is making me hott now Im doing this.
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Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: November 05, 2011 08:57PM
the first time she touched it I got so rock hard that I almost orgasm all over her hands. It was the most unbelievable thing in my life when she put her hand around it and start to work it up and down feeling her hands around my penis, and jacking it off like it was nothing. I couldn't believe what I am seeing.
just the way she touche it her hand, was the most amazing feelings ever, her hand and mouth sucking and jacking on top of the shaft. I was amazed.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
just the way she touche it her hand, was the most amazing feelings ever, her hand and mouth sucking and jacking on top of the shaft. I was amazed.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
hmmmm
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Date: November 05, 2011 09:00PM
OH YES TELL ME MORE BABY
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Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: November 05, 2011 09:00PM
hmmmm Wrote:
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> This story is making me hott now Im doing this.
can you believe how good it feel when they have it in their mouth and start to suck on it? I couldn't believe my own sight when I look up and there she is, pumping so hard on my thing that almost all the cum squirts out into her mouth in one nut
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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> This story is making me hott now Im doing this.
can you believe how good it feel when they have it in their mouth and start to suck on it? I couldn't believe my own sight when I look up and there she is, pumping so hard on my thing that almost all the cum squirts out into her mouth in one nut
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
hmmmm
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Date: November 05, 2011 09:02PM
Do this to her next time...shell like it.
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Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
sexul chocolate
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Date: November 05, 2011 09:09PM
This was me and FRISKY DINGO last night. HOLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: November 05, 2011 10:58PM
women take things inside of their holes while men put their things inside of holes
women put things in their mouths and suck up and down on them. women are alwauys the ones who put long things inside of their bodies for pleasure. women are always the ones who take it.
women take it in their holes
that makes them inferior to me
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
women put things in their mouths and suck up and down on them. women are alwauys the ones who put long things inside of their bodies for pleasure. women are always the ones who take it.
women take it in their holes
that makes them inferior to me
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Nutsack
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Date: November 05, 2011 11:03PM
Misery....go fuck yourself you tool
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
RandomAside
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Date: November 05, 2011 11:14PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> women take things inside of their holes while men
> put their things inside of holes
>
> women put things in their mouths and suck up and
> down on them. women are alwauys the ones who put
> long things inside of their bodies for pleasure.
> women are always the ones who take it.
>
> women take it in their holes
>
> that makes them inferior to me
That's close to the classical Roman interpretation of sexuality. The Romans didn't have the same ideas about gay and straight that we do: for them, it was all about who was doing the fucking and who was getting fucked.
You still see echoes of this in gay male culture, with the whole concept of "tops" and "bottoms", and in prison culture, where a guy considers himself straight and yet will fuck a punk in his ass (or make the punk suck his cock) to assert his dominance.
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> women take things inside of their holes while men
> put their things inside of holes
>
> women put things in their mouths and suck up and
> down on them. women are alwauys the ones who put
> long things inside of their bodies for pleasure.
> women are always the ones who take it.
>
> women take it in their holes
>
> that makes them inferior to me
That's close to the classical Roman interpretation of sexuality. The Romans didn't have the same ideas about gay and straight that we do: for them, it was all about who was doing the fucking and who was getting fucked.
You still see echoes of this in gay male culture, with the whole concept of "tops" and "bottoms", and in prison culture, where a guy considers himself straight and yet will fuck a punk in his ass (or make the punk suck his cock) to assert his dominance.
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: November 05, 2011 11:25PM
I have far less respect for women than I do for men, because women are the ones who take penises and put them in their mouths and suck on them. Women are the ones who get penetrated. Women TAKE IT. Men GIVE IT. That means women are inferior, submissive, and weak. No matter what, they crave domination by men. They HAVE to be dominated and penetrated and used, like rotten meat in a dumpster.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Dog Shit
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Date: November 05, 2011 11:48PM
Any one who hates woman so much is a closeted faggot!!! I knew you were GAY.
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Outside the charmed circle
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Date: November 05, 2011 11:53PM
Well you neither TAKE it nor GIVE it, you just JERK it while IMAGINING you're giving it.
The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
Is lust in action
Every time you jerk off it just takes you further away from the psychological and physical reality of an actual sexual relationship with a woman.
It's sad in the way the song "Just My 'magination" is sad.
It is inherently sad for a man to live his life in a fantasy world, to turn the natural outward-seeking energy of sexual desire inward, to fester like a sore, forever crusting over, never healing.
That is the "gift" of pornography, and it is a gift that keeps on giving (while spinning you with slow, steady, years-long centrifugal force further and further away from the nominal object of your desire, a living human being).
There is no blue suit, there is no dancehall, there is only the whip of cold-warm images on your monitor, taunting you onwards like a carrot before a horse, a carrot that you chase until you are exhausted, although you will never, ever reach it.
The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
Is lust in action
Every time you jerk off it just takes you further away from the psychological and physical reality of an actual sexual relationship with a woman.
It's sad in the way the song "Just My 'magination" is sad.
It is inherently sad for a man to live his life in a fantasy world, to turn the natural outward-seeking energy of sexual desire inward, to fester like a sore, forever crusting over, never healing.
That is the "gift" of pornography, and it is a gift that keeps on giving (while spinning you with slow, steady, years-long centrifugal force further and further away from the nominal object of your desire, a living human being).
There is no blue suit, there is no dancehall, there is only the whip of cold-warm images on your monitor, taunting you onwards like a carrot before a horse, a carrot that you chase until you are exhausted, although you will never, ever reach it.
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: November 06, 2011 12:19AM
Outside the charmed circle Wrote:
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> Well you neither TAKE it nor GIVE it, you just
> JERK it while IMAGINING you're giving it.
>
> The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
> Is lust in action
>
> Every time you jerk off it just takes you further
> away from the psychological and physical reality
> of an actual sexual relationship with a woman.
>
> It's sad in the way the song "Just My 'magination"
> is sad.
>
> It is inherently sad for a man to live his life in
> a fantasy world, to turn the natural
> outward-seeking energy of sexual desire inward, to
> fester like a sore, forever crusting over, never
> healing.
>
> That is the "gift" of pornography, and it is a
> gift that keeps on giving (while spinning you with
> slow, steady, years-long centrifugal force further
> and further away from the nominal object of your
> desire, a living human being).
>
> There is no blue suit, there is no dancehall,
> there is only the whip of cold-warm images on your
> monitor, taunting you onwards like a carrot before
> a horse, a carrot that you chase until you are
> exhausted, although you will never, ever reach it.
I know
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> Well you neither TAKE it nor GIVE it, you just
> JERK it while IMAGINING you're giving it.
>
> The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
> Is lust in action
>
> Every time you jerk off it just takes you further
> away from the psychological and physical reality
> of an actual sexual relationship with a woman.
>
> It's sad in the way the song "Just My 'magination"
> is sad.
>
> It is inherently sad for a man to live his life in
> a fantasy world, to turn the natural
> outward-seeking energy of sexual desire inward, to
> fester like a sore, forever crusting over, never
> healing.
>
> That is the "gift" of pornography, and it is a
> gift that keeps on giving (while spinning you with
> slow, steady, years-long centrifugal force further
> and further away from the nominal object of your
> desire, a living human being).
>
> There is no blue suit, there is no dancehall,
> there is only the whip of cold-warm images on your
> monitor, taunting you onwards like a carrot before
> a horse, a carrot that you chase until you are
> exhausted, although you will never, ever reach it.
I know
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
DINGOOO
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Date: November 06, 2011 12:55AM
sexul chocolate Wrote:
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> This was me and FRISKY DINGO last night.
> HOLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
DINGO is really going hard in that vid
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> This was me and FRISKY DINGO last night.
> HOLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
DINGO is really going hard in that vid
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
friskydingo
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Date: November 06, 2011 01:24AM
DINGOOO Wrote:
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> sexul chocolate Wrote:
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> -----
> > This was me and FRISKY DINGO last night.
> > HOLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>
>
> DINGO is really going hard in that vid
I'm aboot 50 shades lighter than that, but everything else looks about right. Lol
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> sexul chocolate Wrote:
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> -----
> > This was me and FRISKY DINGO last night.
> > HOLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>
>
> DINGO is really going hard in that vid
I'm aboot 50 shades lighter than that, but everything else looks about right. Lol
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Dingo
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Date: November 06, 2011 02:06AM
Oh man...You are a black dude right???? Thats why I thought you were cool. Dont tell me your a faggy white like Misery??? Say it aint SO!!!!!
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
friskydingo
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Date: November 06, 2011 02:30AM
Dingo Wrote:
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> Oh man...You are a black dude right???? Thats why
> I thought you were cool. Dont tell me your a faggy
> white like Misery??? Say it aint SO!!!!!
I'm bout as black as these guys bra
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> Oh man...You are a black dude right???? Thats why
> I thought you were cool. Dont tell me your a faggy
> white like Misery??? Say it aint SO!!!!!
I'm bout as black as these guys bra
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Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
friskydingo
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Date: November 07, 2011 03:14PM
Too racist??
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Dingo
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Date: November 07, 2011 03:15PM
I like you better black
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
friskydingo
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Date: November 07, 2011 03:22PM
Dingo Wrote:
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> I like you better black
Darn.
What if I'm like one of them coool white boys?
Or if that doesn't work, I give you my blessing to use ur imagination and just picture me as a black man.
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> I like you better black
Darn.
What if I'm like one of them coool white boys?
Or if that doesn't work, I give you my blessing to use ur imagination and just picture me as a black man.
Re: is Mr. Cary on the market?
Posted by:
Yucky24.
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Date: November 17, 2011 03:29PM
Market bompo