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If Tyler Durdin got his way and the world economy collapses..
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: November 10, 2011 03:13PM

I'll tell you what, I see things going the way of the wild wild west. Id run with the biggest posse and own this town. He with the guns, cattle, food and fuel would be king. Complete lawlessness would ensue, it would be great!

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Re: If Tyler Durdin got his way and the world economy collapses..
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: November 10, 2011 03:22PM

JBass Wrote:
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> I'll tell you what, I see things going the way of
> the wild wild west. Id run with the biggest posse
> and own this town. He with the guns, cattle, food
> and fuel would be king. Complete lawlessness
> would ensue, it would be great!


can I be the self proclaimed sheriff of Fairfax? You know, like corrupt and stuff.. Run strangers out of town. I'll allow your posse to operate in town if you back me up and keep me in office. One hand washes the other.

 

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Re: If Tyler Durdin got his way and the world economy collapses..
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: November 10, 2011 03:25PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> JBass Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll tell you what, I see things going the way
> of
> > the wild wild west. Id run with the biggest
> posse
> > and own this town. He with the guns, cattle,
> food
> > and fuel would be king. Complete lawlessness
> > would ensue, it would be great!
>
>
> can I be the self proclaimed sheriff of Fairfax?
> You know, like corrupt and stuff.. Run strangers
> out of town. I'll allow your posse to operate in
> town if you back me up and keep me in office. One
> hand washes the other.

Absolutely! We will keep a seat warm for ya at the town Saloon/whorehouse/casino (Previously known as just 'my house')

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Re: If Tyler Durdin got his way and the world economy collapses..
Posted by: More Like ()
Date: November 10, 2011 03:33PM

Actually, I think it'd be more like Western Europe in the dark ages, with every third fucking asshole declaring himself "king" of whatever little shitpile he and his buddies could hold on to and converting the local populace to serfs.

If you have gold or food, you'd better have plenty of ammunition, because someone else is going to want to take it from you, and they'll happily kill you for it.

Oh, and let's not forget widespread rape and rampant disease.

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Re: If Tyler Durdin got his way and the world economy collapses..
Posted by: LOL irony ()
Date: November 10, 2011 03:36PM

You represent everything that fictional character hated. Plus it's a movie, moron. And youre a douchebag.

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Re: If Tyler Durdin got his way and the world economy collapses..
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: November 10, 2011 03:40PM

LOL irony Wrote:
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> You represent everything that fictional character
> hated. Plus it's a movie, moron. And youre a
> douchebag.


Riiiight, You are the one that cannot make a connection between the very real-world possibility that the worlds economy is about to collapse and a fictional movie and IM the moron.

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Re: If Tyler Durdin got his way and the world economy collapses..
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: November 10, 2011 03:41PM

JBass Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > JBass Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'll tell you what, I see things going the
> way
> > of
> > > the wild wild west. Id run with the biggest
> > posse
> > > and own this town. He with the guns, cattle,
> > food
> > > and fuel would be king. Complete lawlessness
> > > would ensue, it would be great!
> >
> >
> > can I be the self proclaimed sheriff of
> Fairfax?
> > You know, like corrupt and stuff.. Run
> strangers
> > out of town. I'll allow your posse to operate
> in
> > town if you back me up and keep me in office.
> One
> > hand washes the other.
>
> Absolutely! We will keep a seat warm for ya at the
> town Saloon/whorehouse/casino (Previously known as
> just 'my house')



Sweeet

If society breaks down and falls into chaos, the recent campaign buzzword, DROP Stan Barry will take on a whole new meaning if my dreams of becoming the self proclaimed sheriff are to come true.

I can't wait for the day I'll be able to put on his uniform and badge.

 



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Re: If Tyler Durdin got his way and the world economy collapses..
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: November 10, 2011 03:45PM

More Like Wrote:
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> Actually, I think it'd be more like Western Europe
> in the dark ages, with every third fucking asshole
> declaring himself "king" of whatever little
> shitpile he and his buddies could hold on to and
> converting the local populace to serfs.
>
> If you have gold or food, you'd better have plenty
> of ammunition, because someone else is going to
> want to take it from you, and they'll happily kill
> you for it.
>
> Oh, and let's not forget widespread rape and
> rampant disease.


So, it'd be libertarian.

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Re: If Tyler Durdin got his way and the world economy collapses..
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 10, 2011 04:44PM

Tyler Durdin would never wear pink polo shirts or fist bump his Clarendon bar buddies. I don't know why JBass sees him as his personal mascot.

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Re: If Tyler Durdin got his way and the world economy collapses..
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: November 10, 2011 04:56PM

When the economy collapses, you are either with the Pink Polo Crew or against. You have to make that decision for yourself.

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Re: If Tyler Durdin got his way and the world economy collapses..
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 10, 2011 05:03PM

JBass Wrote:
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> When the economy collapses, you are either with
> the Pink Polo Crew or against. You have to make
> that decision for yourself.
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Re: If Tyler Durdin got his way and the world economy collapses..
Posted by: Doucheometer is at 11 ()
Date: November 10, 2011 05:05PM

JBass Wrote:
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> LOL irony Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You represent everything that fictional
> character
> > hated. Plus it's a movie, moron. And youre a
> > douchebag.
>
>
> Riiiight, You are the one that cannot make a
> connection between the very real-world possibility
> that the worlds economy is about to collapse and a
> fictional movie and IM the moron.


You have a job that gives you enough free time to post on a message board, you brag about the clothes you wear, the alcohol you drink, and the girls you hook up with, and yet you think the entire world economy is going to collapse similar to the ending of a Brad Pitt movie.

Yes, you're the moron.

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Re: If Tyler Durdin got his way and the world economy collapses..
Posted by: JBass Remote ()
Date: November 10, 2011 10:09PM

I don't think it's gonna collapse due to a nutbag exploding financial institutions; conversely, there is a very legitimate chance that they are going to implode.

All I'm trying to say is that when the world financial structure fails, imma be chilling. Doing my thing. Hustling.

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