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Emigration for dummies
Posted by: Ellipsis ()
Date: October 28, 2011 07:27PM

Do you like being a milk-cow for the current regime, your labours being rewarded with theft, indignation, and a dim future?

If so, do not read past this point; click the 'back' button on your browser and be about your business.

Now then, expatriation is not as troublesome as it seems, and with a bit of due diligence and some money, you will be able to emigrate to a higher standard of living for you and (should you bring them along) your family.

The first step is to acquire dual citizenship - by ancestry, by investment, by marriage, or by residency. As the odious regime in DC lays claim to any income its subj...er...citizens earn, it is necessary so that one does not face extradition for tax evasion.

Ancestry - many European countries offer citizenship if one of one's grandparents were citizens, the most notable being Ireland. Unless you are Appalachian, odds are you have four of them, so check to see if either of them were formally citizens of another country, and then whether the country in question offers such citizenship.

Investment - certain Caribbean and Baltic offer citizenship if one makes a substantial investment. From my analysis, this does not appear to be the most cost-effective option; a Paraguayan passport if anything is good for quite a bit of visa-free travel. 90 days' visa free travel within the Schengen zone is a hard deal to beat.

Marriage - again not recommended due to the more permanent ramifications. However, it can be done. I would recommend Norway; they have lots of welfare from the oil glut.

Residency - certain Latin American countries will confer citizenship if one resides there for a certain length of time e.g. Argentina, and two - DR and Paraguay - offer citizenship just for holding a residency permit for two years. I recommend DR if getting more than one person citizenship; the bulk of the cost of Paraguay comes from travel and one cannot split plane seats.

The second step is arguably more difficult - to find a position if one is not a pensioner or living off savings. The most popular option is to teach English, though there are opportunities in the Middle East and Eastern Europe. Some people have had luck in China; I think it is more risky, and South Korea pays better.

If one has a 401K or money otherwise held hostage, cash it out and damn the taxes while they are still halfway reasonable. It is an easy grab and you could get a higher return. It can be a supplement, or even the sole source of income. It is not difficult to live off investments even on $100K; a 15% return implies $15K which is a respectable income in most of the Latin countries.

On that note - I have been advised to look at Mongolia. I purchased MNGGF through my trust and quadrupled my money.

In summary, approach this as one would an explorer; if you are white, that is what you are. Your Indo-European ancestors explored and subjugated the world, therefore, it is not beyond your grasp to emigrate and make a new life for yourself. It is within you to do so, all that is needed is the will.

I am in the process of expatriating and would be happy to provide what advice I can, or point you in the direction. Remember - shrug with the shoulder, not the back.

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Re: Emigration for dummies
Posted by: Be content ()
Date: October 28, 2011 07:35PM

Be happy with what and where you are. No matter where you go, I've got a gut feeling you're one of the "never happy anywhere" tribe. Learn to adapt to circumstances.

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Re: Emigration for dummies
Posted by: Ellipsis ()
Date: October 28, 2011 07:38PM

Someone who should have clicked the 'back' button Wrote:
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> Be happy with what and where you are. No matter
> where you go, I've got a gut feeling you're one of
> the "never happy anywhere" tribe. Learn to adapt
> to circumstances.


No.

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Re: Emigration for dummies
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: October 28, 2011 09:40PM

I'm also looking to get out of the 3rd world socialist shithole that America has become under Dear Leader Hussein.

The problem is, all the White Western countries are being flooded with shit skinned 3rd world mongoloid slaves just like America is.

The White World is being absolutely fucking invaded by the mud skinned barbarians.

And the motherfucking leftist race traitor Whites are cheering it on.

While the right-wing Whites are too chickenshit to do anything about it because they're deathly afraid of being called racists.

Now, Europe has a lot of the same problems with brown people and White leftists that America has.

In fact, Europe is often much WORSE in this regard.

They make our liberals look like ultra-conservatives.

And their "conservatives" act like our radical liberals.

That's how insanely far to the Left the rest of the Western White World has become.

But fuck, if I'm going to live in a big government socialist shithole that taxes me out of 50%+ of my wealth, then I might as well live in one with insanely beautiful architecture and vastly superior culture.

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Re: Emigration for dummies
Posted by: trogdor! ()
Date: October 28, 2011 09:45PM

Problem is, there's no where else to go. Maybe Australia.

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Re: Emigration for dummies
Posted by: He's Delusional ()
Date: October 28, 2011 11:49PM

Be content Wrote:
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> Be happy with what and where you are. No matter
> where you go, I've got a gut feeling you're one of
> the "never happy anywhere" tribe. Learn to adapt
> to circumstances.

So, now we have to "learn to adapt?" WTF is that? Take a look at this site / link and see how much the "adaption" that we've all been so kindly trying to do for the past few years has been costing us. Enough is enough!!

https://www.immigration911.org/

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Re: Emigration for dummies
Posted by: ... ()
Date: October 29, 2011 07:21AM

I'd recommend Estonia for you.

Inexpensive, low tax, no shitskins to speak of, splendid architecture, and a stone's throw from St. Pete.

On a related note:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton_Friedman#Estonia

Yucky24. Wrote:
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> I'm also looking to get out of the 3rd world
> socialist shithole that America has become under
> Dear Leader Hussein.
>
> The problem is, all the White Western countries
> are being flooded with shit skinned 3rd world
> mongoloid slaves just like America is.
>
> The White World is being absolutely fucking
> invaded by the mud skinned barbarians.
>
> And the motherfucking leftist race traitor Whites
> are cheering it on.
>
> While the right-wing Whites are too chickenshit to
> do anything about it because they're deathly
> afraid of being called racists.
>
> Now, Europe has a lot of the same problems with
> brown people and White leftists that America has.
>
> In fact, Europe is often much WORSE in this
> regard.
>
> They make our liberals look like
> ultra-conservatives.
>
> And their "conservatives" act like our radical
> liberals.
>
> That's how insanely far to the Left the rest of
> the Western White World has become.
>
> But fuck, if I'm going to live in a big government
> socialist shithole that taxes me out of 50%+ of my
> wealth, then I might as well live in one with
> insanely beautiful architecture and vastly
> superior culture.

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Re: Emigration for dummies
Posted by: No ()
Date: October 29, 2011 07:29AM

trogdor! Wrote:
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> Problem is, there's no where else to go.

No.

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Re: Emigration for dummies
Posted by: Mong0Lloyd ()
Date: October 29, 2011 08:30AM

trogdor! Wrote:
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> Problem is, there's no where else to go. Maybe
> Australia.

Australia is no longer a safe haven for fleeing Americans, thanks to the Bush Crime Syndicate. New Zealand is still the gold standard but, it's immigration controls are super tight, as well they should be. NZ has no intention of being an immigration toilet and I don't blame them!

For a while, Uruguay was the best kept secret but, it seems that the CIA and IMF have discovered the place. Their tentacles are taking away the emigration benefits one by one. Americans may have to take a futile and hopeless stand in states like Montana, North and South Dakota. We've had since 1913 to guillotine the banksters and now things are hopeless.

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Re: Emigration for dummies
Posted by: Crazy Luke ()
Date: October 29, 2011 08:42AM

"NZ has no intention of being an immigration toilet and I don't blame them!"

Its much easier too when your country is an island. They get a free lesson from the U S on what open borders can do for a country.

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Re: Emigration for dummies
Posted by: ... ()
Date: October 29, 2011 08:48AM

NZ does not have a gold standard and tends to be more expensive than what it is worth.

I don't like Uruguay, and PanamaLaw seems to agree, though they have a conflict of interest, and one can do better than Panama.

Summary – Uruguay had its day as an offshore center and is no longer valid as one. Banks are not solid, currency used is a Uruguay Peso which is far from stable and will incur conversion expenses, Bank Secrecy has eroded, Corporations are flawed with tax filings and audited returns which go into the public registry for the entire world to see the assets of your Uruguay anonymous corporation. You can do much better in Panama.

Mong0Lloyd Wrote:
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> trogdor! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Problem is, there's no where else to go. Maybe
> > Australia.
>
> Australia is no longer a safe haven for fleeing
> Americans, thanks to the Bush Crime Syndicate.
> New Zealand is still the gold standard but, it's
> immigration controls are super tight, as well they
> should be. NZ has no intention of being an
> immigration toilet and I don't blame them!
>
> For a while, Uruguay was the best kept secret but,
> it seems that the CIA and IMF have discovered the
> place. Their tentacles are taking away the
> emigration benefits one by one. Americans may
> have to take a futile and hopeless stand in states
> like Montana, North and South Dakota. We've had
> since 1913 to guillotine the banksters and now
> things are hopeless.

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Re: Emigration for dummies
Posted by: HillWilliam ()
Date: October 29, 2011 09:19AM

Ellipsis Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Do you like being a milk-cow for the current
> regime, your labours being rewarded with theft,
> indignation, and a dim future?
>
> If so, do not read past this point; click the
> 'back' button on your browser and be about your
> business.
>
> Now then, expatriation is not as troublesome as it
> seems, and with a bit of due diligence and some
> money, you will be able to emigrate to a higher
> standard of living for you and (should you bring
> them along) your family.
>
> The first step is to acquire dual citizenship - by
> ancestry, by investment, by marriage, or by
> residency. As the odious regime in DC lays claim
> to any income its subj...er...citizens earn, it is
> necessary so that one does not face extradition
> for tax evasion.
>
> Ancestry - many European countries offer
> citizenship if one of one's grandparents were
> citizens, the most notable being Ireland. Unless
> you are Appalachian, odds are you have four of
> them, so check to see if either of them were
> formally citizens of another country, and then
> whether the country in question offers such
> citizenship.
>
> Investment - certain Caribbean and Baltic offer
> citizenship if one makes a substantial investment.
> From my analysis, this does not appear to be the
> most cost-effective option; a Paraguayan passport
> if anything is good for quite a bit of visa-free
> travel. 90 days' visa free travel within the
> Schengen zone is a hard deal to beat.
>
> Marriage - again not recommended due to the more
> permanent ramifications. However, it can be done.
> I would recommend Norway; they have lots of
> welfare from the oil glut.
>
> Residency - certain Latin American countries will
> confer citizenship if one resides there for a
> certain length of time e.g. Argentina, and two -
> DR and Paraguay - offer citizenship just for
> holding a residency permit for two years. I
> recommend DR if getting more than one person
> citizenship; the bulk of the cost of Paraguay
> comes from travel and one cannot split plane
> seats.
>
> The second step is arguably more difficult - to
> find a position if one is not a pensioner or
> living off savings. The most popular option is to
> teach English, though there are opportunities in
> the Middle East and Eastern Europe. Some people
> have had luck in China; I think it is more risky,
> and South Korea pays better.
>
> If one has a 401K or money otherwise held hostage,
> cash it out and damn the taxes while they are
> still halfway reasonable. It is an easy grab and
> you could get a higher return. It can be a
> supplement, or even the sole source of income. It
> is not difficult to live off investments even on
> $100K; a 15% return implies $15K which is a
> respectable income in most of the Latin
> countries.
>
> On that note - I have been advised to look at
> Mongolia. I purchased MNGGF through my trust and
> quadrupled my money.
>
> In summary, approach this as one would an
> explorer; if you are white, that is what you are.
> Your Indo-European ancestors explored and
> subjugated the world, therefore, it is not beyond
> your grasp to emigrate and make a new life for
> yourself. It is within you to do so, all that is
> needed is the will.
>
> I am in the process of expatriating and would be
> happy to provide what advice I can, or point you
> in the direction. Remember - shrug with the
> shoulder, not the back.

I'm "Appalachian" of the Scots-Irish. Why are weexcluded? Is it because we've been here since the 1600's?

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Re: Emigration for dummies
Posted by: ... ()
Date: October 29, 2011 09:49AM

HillWilliam Wrote:
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> I'm "Appalachian" of the Scots-Irish. Why are
> weexcluded? Is it because we've been here since
> the 1600's?

They were 'exluded' from being likely to have four grandparents, and it was in jest. I used to live near the WV border and learned a few things.

That said - if both, all three, or all four were born here, there are other avenues available.

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