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DWA - Driving While Asian
Posted by:
Buh bye Obama
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Date: October 25, 2011 11:14AM
What the fuck is wrong w/these people!
Sunday afternoon I was driving westbound on the outter loop of the Beltway in MD approaching the 270 split. I was in the third lane from the left going about 55 MPH. Suddenly, this beat-to-shit early 90s Toyota Previa lurches over from the far left lane, trying to cut across four lanes of traffic to make the exit for 270. Three drivers in the lanes this moron swept across had to slam on their brakes to avoid a collision. As the lanes diverged, I looked over to see what this idiot looked like. Asian female, late 30s/early 40s, completely oblivious to the carnage her piss-poor driving nearly caused.
Why, Asian driver, why do you suck?
Sunday afternoon I was driving westbound on the outter loop of the Beltway in MD approaching the 270 split. I was in the third lane from the left going about 55 MPH. Suddenly, this beat-to-shit early 90s Toyota Previa lurches over from the far left lane, trying to cut across four lanes of traffic to make the exit for 270. Three drivers in the lanes this moron swept across had to slam on their brakes to avoid a collision. As the lanes diverged, I looked over to see what this idiot looked like. Asian female, late 30s/early 40s, completely oblivious to the carnage her piss-poor driving nearly caused.
Why, Asian driver, why do you suck?
Re: DWA - Driving While Asian
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
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Date: October 25, 2011 11:18AM
Buh bye Obama Wrote:
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> What the fuck is wrong w/these people!
>
> Sunday afternoon I was driving westbound on the
> outter loop of the Beltway in MD approaching the
> 270 split. I was in the third lane from the left
> going about 55 MPH. Suddenly, this beat-to-shit
> early 90s Toyota Previa lurches over from the far
> left lane, trying to cut across four lanes of
> traffic to make the exit for 270. Three drivers
> in the lanes this moron swept across had to slam
> on their brakes to avoid a collision. As the
> lanes diverged, I looked over to see what this
> idiot looked like. Asian female, late 30s/early
> 40s, completely oblivious to the carnage her
> piss-poor driving nearly caused.
>
> Why, Asian driver, why do you suck?
That's why
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> What the fuck is wrong w/these people!
>
> Sunday afternoon I was driving westbound on the
> outter loop of the Beltway in MD approaching the
> 270 split. I was in the third lane from the left
> going about 55 MPH. Suddenly, this beat-to-shit
> early 90s Toyota Previa lurches over from the far
> left lane, trying to cut across four lanes of
> traffic to make the exit for 270. Three drivers
> in the lanes this moron swept across had to slam
> on their brakes to avoid a collision. As the
> lanes diverged, I looked over to see what this
> idiot looked like. Asian female, late 30s/early
> 40s, completely oblivious to the carnage her
> piss-poor driving nearly caused.
>
> Why, Asian driver, why do you suck?
That's why
Re: DWA - Driving While Asian
Posted by:
Asian Driver
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Date: October 25, 2011 11:21AM
Prease forgive me, it was accident, honestry!
Re: DWA - Driving While Asian
Posted by:
betterthanyoubitch
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Date: October 25, 2011 11:25AM
Asians in general tend to have no regard for anyone around them. Why is that?
Re: DWA - Driving While Asian
Posted by:
TheyAllSuck
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Date: October 25, 2011 11:59AM
Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> That's why
I'm thoroughly convinced they suck in EVERY state. Certainly in VA as well as MD.
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>
> That's why
I'm thoroughly convinced they suck in EVERY state. Certainly in VA as well as MD.
Re: DWA - Driving While Asian
Posted by:
Explanation
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Date: October 25, 2011 01:57PM
Buh bye Obama Wrote:
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> Why, Asian driver, why do you suck?
Asian Driver = Natural Hegemon
Buh bye Obama = Natural Faggot
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> Why, Asian driver, why do you suck?
Asian Driver = Natural Hegemon
Buh bye Obama = Natural Faggot
Re: DWA - Driving While Asian
Posted by:
HoChiMinh
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Date: October 25, 2011 01:58PM
Because this is they way they drive "over there". It takes
four generations for them to get this out of their system and
realize they aint back in Saigon anymore. Can you imagine
what I went through trying to drive in this? Scary!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcq3W3Qlms8&feature=fvst
four generations for them to get this out of their system and
realize they aint back in Saigon anymore. Can you imagine
what I went through trying to drive in this? Scary!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcq3W3Qlms8&feature=fvst
Re: DWA - Driving While Asian
Posted by:
Troop
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Date: October 25, 2011 02:08PM
The correct term is DWO.
Re: DWA - Driving While Asian
Posted by:
Olde Farte
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Date: October 25, 2011 02:18PM
HoChiMinh Wrote:
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Can you imagine what I went through trying to drive in this?
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcq3W3Qlms8&feature=fvst
A decade or two ago I was one of those scooters in Kaohsiung, Taiwan, for about 4 hours - had a ball and a half going all over the place. When I didn't return in a timely manner, the folks who loaned me the scooter started looking for me...
Fun time!
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Can you imagine what I went through trying to drive in this?
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcq3W3Qlms8&feature=fvst
A decade or two ago I was one of those scooters in Kaohsiung, Taiwan, for about 4 hours - had a ball and a half going all over the place. When I didn't return in a timely manner, the folks who loaned me the scooter started looking for me...
Fun time!
Re: DWA - Driving While Asian
Posted by:
Olde Farte
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Date: October 25, 2011 02:25PM
Forgot to mention that the traffic "rules" in Southeast Asia actually make sense and are quite workable. There are only two rules:
(1) If you're in front of someone, even by a centimeter, what you do takes precedence.
and
(2) Might makes right. Someone bigger than you takes precedent. If you're walking, you're low person on the totem pole. If you're on a bike, you're like a pedestrian. If you're on a scooter, cars and trucks take precedent. In a car, trucks are number one. If you're in a truck, you rule the road.
As you can see from that video, this works to perfection - the traffic may be SLOW, but it's moving - in ALL directions!
So the Asian driver who cut across N lanes IN FRONT of others just did what she's very used to doing and following the Rules of the Road.
(1) If you're in front of someone, even by a centimeter, what you do takes precedence.
and
(2) Might makes right. Someone bigger than you takes precedent. If you're walking, you're low person on the totem pole. If you're on a bike, you're like a pedestrian. If you're on a scooter, cars and trucks take precedent. In a car, trucks are number one. If you're in a truck, you rule the road.
As you can see from that video, this works to perfection - the traffic may be SLOW, but it's moving - in ALL directions!
So the Asian driver who cut across N lanes IN FRONT of others just did what she's very used to doing and following the Rules of the Road.
Re: DWA - Driving While Asian
Posted by:
Lloydster
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Date: October 25, 2011 02:51PM
A decade or two ago I was one of those scooters in Kaohsiung, Taiwan, for about 4 hours
I'm am very much impressed that you can turn yourself into a scooter and then back to a human again. How did you do that?
I'm am very much impressed that you can turn yourself into a scooter and then back to a human again. How did you do that?
Re: DWA - Driving While Asian
Posted by:
Aware
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Date: October 25, 2011 03:17PM
Olde Farte Wrote:
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> So the Asian driver who cut across N lanes IN
> FRONT of others just did what she's very used to
> doing and following the Rules of the Road.
And the ex-convict who attacks your daughter will just be doing what he's very used to doing. No big deal.
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> So the Asian driver who cut across N lanes IN
> FRONT of others just did what she's very used to
> doing and following the Rules of the Road.
And the ex-convict who attacks your daughter will just be doing what he's very used to doing. No big deal.