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It should be against the law ______________(you fill in the blank)
Posted by:
Rosco
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Date: August 29, 2013 06:10PM
It should be against the law to use the name Lady Gaga
Re: It should be against the law ______________(you fill in the blank)
Posted by:
Better Idea
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Date: August 29, 2013 06:11PM
... To be gay
Kill a fag today!
Kill a fag today!
Re: It should be against the law ______________(you fill in the blank)
Posted by:
weshould
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Date: August 29, 2013 08:25PM
We should kill all jews around the globe except for the ones in Israel.
Anyone who attacks Israel will be put to death but whom ever attackers race that attacks Israel should also be wiped off the globe as well.
Then after this kill all gays and those that love them or supported them in the catholic church.
Next kill all chicks with dicks and women that look like men.
Next kill all family members accused of incest and kill their incest offspring.
Yep even if you are counted as 8th cousin.
Next people I would love killed are those who marry each other because they look similar. same eyes and nose and same smile. You should marry because of that. that's just disgusting.
Next we build a pit with lava in it that never gets cold.
For now on any and all criminal activity and you get dumped in the lava along with your wife and children and your home as if you never existed.\
the only gayness that will be allowed will be between very beautiful women.
other silly rules I would make are:
If you own a sports team or you are a manager of a team or are a coach and you are fat then title or job duty or ownership of such will be taken away from you if you are 50 pounds or more overweight.
Really now.... Obese swim coaches..... Does not make sense.
A fat doughnut making coach is understandable but not for a sports coach.
Alienating people in public will also be made illegal.
If you go to a mostly white mall and you are black with your 40 Mexican or black friends then you will be fined $5,000 per violator.
You are more than welcomed to take your 40 black friends to an all black mall where all other blacks bring their gangs as well. Learn or suffer!
Next law to be supported is Authenticity! When we buy stuff we want it to be real! IF I go buy Chinese food then I want it to be made fully by Chinese people and not by thai or Vietnamese or Japanese or by blacks.
If I want sushi then the employees will be fully Japanese.
Next thing in order to ban is cults... more importantly END TIME CULTS.
Before nay law is passed a historical record will be made of who is who.
Round up the end time cultists and load them on a rocket and shoot them to the sun.(mainly the scientologists and evangelicals)
Gentrification will be made illegal. All people kicked out of their homes will to move to white towns will be given $200,000 to move back to their orginal homes and if the homes were torn down and new ones built in their place then they get title of the new house and the new tenants get kicked out back to white town USA.
If a place in a town or city is called little Italy or little china then rep them up and really make it look like Italy not just in name only.
Video cameras on all roads. anyone caught going under 10 mph of the posted speed limit will be fined $2,000 no excuses.
War by proxy and those than plead for war or as advisors will be put to death.
war by proxy will be made illegal in USA
No nation will be allowed to war for another nation no matter what their religious books say.
My input on this will be final in dealing with Israel. Give Israel their biblical borders back and if they do not shut up still after this then Nuke Israel 500 times over. There its your ok now shut up!!! also close all holocaust meuseums and make them illegal for any nation to have their roving death histories in other nations. Yes its a shameful act hitler did but you bathe in death from this. ITs sick! sick sick sick!
Move all American jew and euro jews and black jews and Russian jews to Israel.
Manipulation will be made illegal and AIPAC will be marked as an agent of a foreign govt. Any americans members of AIPAC will also be moved to Israel by force.
Give Hawaii what they wish for. To be their own country.
Make fracking illegal let nature heal itself. New international law manted any mass cutting of rainforest punishable by death... if they do not want to die then they must have new job planting trees back for the rest of their lives.
No more National geographic going to other nations. We have infected the world enough with our cohlera wiping out primitive cultures.
The Aboriginies of Australia will each be given $1,000,000 for what the white man has done to them.
America will still be America but to be fair 3 states will be turned over to American indian tribes for their own nations. The American indians will not get Colorado or Texas.
Next it will be a crime to be an uneducated redneck or chimp out chimpies.
Chimpouts will be punishable by death.
All H1B and L1 transfers and those that used to hold that title will be sent back to India.
Arcade games will be reintroduced at shopping malls.
Monsanto will be banned and be destroyed and the president and CEO's of Monsanto will be executed for making humans sick.
Presidents and Ceo's of companies who do not eat the products they make will also be executed.
Likewise any president or CEO of a porn magazine but has never posted naked will also be executed.
Ok now America will be a better place with the above done.
Anyone who attacks Israel will be put to death but whom ever attackers race that attacks Israel should also be wiped off the globe as well.
Then after this kill all gays and those that love them or supported them in the catholic church.
Next kill all chicks with dicks and women that look like men.
Next kill all family members accused of incest and kill their incest offspring.
Yep even if you are counted as 8th cousin.
Next people I would love killed are those who marry each other because they look similar. same eyes and nose and same smile. You should marry because of that. that's just disgusting.
Next we build a pit with lava in it that never gets cold.
For now on any and all criminal activity and you get dumped in the lava along with your wife and children and your home as if you never existed.\
the only gayness that will be allowed will be between very beautiful women.
other silly rules I would make are:
If you own a sports team or you are a manager of a team or are a coach and you are fat then title or job duty or ownership of such will be taken away from you if you are 50 pounds or more overweight.
Really now.... Obese swim coaches..... Does not make sense.
A fat doughnut making coach is understandable but not for a sports coach.
Alienating people in public will also be made illegal.
If you go to a mostly white mall and you are black with your 40 Mexican or black friends then you will be fined $5,000 per violator.
You are more than welcomed to take your 40 black friends to an all black mall where all other blacks bring their gangs as well. Learn or suffer!
Next law to be supported is Authenticity! When we buy stuff we want it to be real! IF I go buy Chinese food then I want it to be made fully by Chinese people and not by thai or Vietnamese or Japanese or by blacks.
If I want sushi then the employees will be fully Japanese.
Next thing in order to ban is cults... more importantly END TIME CULTS.
Before nay law is passed a historical record will be made of who is who.
Round up the end time cultists and load them on a rocket and shoot them to the sun.(mainly the scientologists and evangelicals)
Gentrification will be made illegal. All people kicked out of their homes will to move to white towns will be given $200,000 to move back to their orginal homes and if the homes were torn down and new ones built in their place then they get title of the new house and the new tenants get kicked out back to white town USA.
If a place in a town or city is called little Italy or little china then rep them up and really make it look like Italy not just in name only.
Video cameras on all roads. anyone caught going under 10 mph of the posted speed limit will be fined $2,000 no excuses.
War by proxy and those than plead for war or as advisors will be put to death.
war by proxy will be made illegal in USA
No nation will be allowed to war for another nation no matter what their religious books say.
My input on this will be final in dealing with Israel. Give Israel their biblical borders back and if they do not shut up still after this then Nuke Israel 500 times over. There its your ok now shut up!!! also close all holocaust meuseums and make them illegal for any nation to have their roving death histories in other nations. Yes its a shameful act hitler did but you bathe in death from this. ITs sick! sick sick sick!
Move all American jew and euro jews and black jews and Russian jews to Israel.
Manipulation will be made illegal and AIPAC will be marked as an agent of a foreign govt. Any americans members of AIPAC will also be moved to Israel by force.
Give Hawaii what they wish for. To be their own country.
Make fracking illegal let nature heal itself. New international law manted any mass cutting of rainforest punishable by death... if they do not want to die then they must have new job planting trees back for the rest of their lives.
No more National geographic going to other nations. We have infected the world enough with our cohlera wiping out primitive cultures.
The Aboriginies of Australia will each be given $1,000,000 for what the white man has done to them.
America will still be America but to be fair 3 states will be turned over to American indian tribes for their own nations. The American indians will not get Colorado or Texas.
Next it will be a crime to be an uneducated redneck or chimp out chimpies.
Chimpouts will be punishable by death.
All H1B and L1 transfers and those that used to hold that title will be sent back to India.
Arcade games will be reintroduced at shopping malls.
Monsanto will be banned and be destroyed and the president and CEO's of Monsanto will be executed for making humans sick.
Presidents and Ceo's of companies who do not eat the products they make will also be executed.
Likewise any president or CEO of a porn magazine but has never posted naked will also be executed.
Ok now America will be a better place with the above done.