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doe eyed girl
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 30, 2010 08:56PM

okay, so i'm new to town and so far this is my only friend. any suggestions? responses not limited to serious inquiries, as though you guys need permission.
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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: October 30, 2010 09:52PM

Rabbit or GTFO!

Thx for the visual, btw.

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 30, 2010 10:12PM

Yahweh Wrote:
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> Rabbit or GTFO!
>
> Thx for the visual, btw.


rabbit? i dungetit, yahweh. guess i need more splainin' than that.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 30, 2010 10:38PM

Idk...but i think they may be saying


tits.or GTFO out

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 30, 2010 10:40PM

.

"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/04/2010 08:55PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 30, 2010 10:51PM

themuse Wrote:
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> okay, so i'm new to town and so far this is my
> only friend. any suggestions? responses not
> limited to serious inquiries, as though you guys
> need permission.


i was a little confused at first as to what you were talking about. i thought to myself why would she post an ad for a satellite dish with a naked girl on it? upon further(and extensive) research(thank you) i discovered you were talking about vibrators. plastic is good and all but let me know when you want the real thing.


this pic is for clarification purposes.

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: October 30, 2010 10:56PM

Right, it's the all day version. You should upgrade to the wireless-pager activated one next.

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 30, 2010 11:19PM

Yahweh Wrote:
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> Right, it's the all day version. You should
> upgrade to the wireless-pager activated one next.


hmmm. thanks for the information. i like the idea of the beeper activated blah blah but it wouldn't work just yet. i must make friends first, no? maybe i should go out tonight. . . .

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 31, 2010 01:23AM

yeah..maybe you should venture into the city instead of hiding inside on FFXU

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 31, 2010 01:36AM

Conie Wrote:
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> yeah..maybe you should venture into the city
> instead of hiding inside on FFXU


hey im sorry for being a jerk wad. coffee?

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2010 01:41AM

baloney pony

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 31, 2010 01:41AM

what do you feed them?

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2010 01:44AM

croutons

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 31, 2010 01:45AM

then what do you eat?

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2010 01:47AM

lettuce
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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: my my hey hay ()
Date: October 31, 2010 03:59AM

doe eyed girl great Van Morrison song

might I suggest you go to Backyard Grill in Chantilly and ask for the Chantilly King

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: October 31, 2010 09:26PM

my my hey hay wrote:
"might I suggest you go to Backyard Grill in Chantilly and ask for the Chantilly King"

she's in San Francisco - why she posts on FFXU, I have no clue - but it's a relatively free world. If you lived in Denver, I know some dr friends I could hook you up with...if you lived here...chuck hoffman is keen!?

Nothing wrong with having a BOB, but you won't find the real thing unless you go out and about in the real world.

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 31, 2010 09:53PM

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> my my hey hay wrote:
> "might I suggest you go to Backyard Grill in
> Chantilly and ask for the Chantilly King"
>
> she's in San Francisco - why she posts on FFXU, I
> have no clue - but it's a relatively free world.
> If you lived in Denver, I know some dr friends I
> could hook you up with...if you lived here...chuck
> hoffman is keen!?
>
> Nothing wrong with having a BOB, but you won't
> find the real thing unless you go out and about in
> the real world.


thanks, brit. no worries, moderation is my middle name. i've met several people through my new job but i'm curious as to other methods of making friends. (other than singles websites/ads, as those things creep me out.) the barscene has become blase. either it has, or i have. not sure which one.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:18PM

true, true, moderation is key with most anything - you have a good head on your shoulders. I don't much care for the bar scene either, just not my cup of tea. Your best bet is usually through friends, work, school, or some mutual endeavour you fancy (i.e. if you like cycling join a club and you may meet someone that way). Imo, the key to pick up anyone is not to look...seems counter-intuitive but it works. Every time I foreswore ever dating within a couple months I was at it.

Women are especially keen on picking up on this from men...and for men it's not to want or appear needy. That's probably the single most unattractive thing a woman can know...and they know. They can smell it on a man a mile a way. It's important for the man to know himself and know what he wants (not necessarily w women only per se...but w life). Anyway, I'm really going off on a tangent here. Need to sleep been working too long.

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:43PM

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> true, true, moderation is key with most anything -
> you have a good head on your shoulders. I don't
> much care for the bar scene either, just not my
> cup of tea. Your best bet is usually through
> friends, work, school, or some mutual endeavour
> you fancy (i.e. if you like cycling join a club
> and you may meet someone that way). Imo, the key
> to pick up anyone is not to look...seems
> counter-intuitive but it works. Every time I
> foreswore ever dating within a couple months I was
> at it.
>
> Women are especially keen on picking up on this
> from men...and for men it's not to want or appear
> needy. That's probably the single most
> unattractive thing a woman can know...and they
> know. They can smell it on a man a mile a way.
> It's important for the man to know himself and
> know what he wants (not necessarily w women only
> per se...but w life). Anyway, I'm really going
> off on a tangent here. Need to sleep been working
> too long.


+1. i totally agree. i'm not on a manhunt per se, just out for new friends at the moment. i guess the post of my BOB was a lil' misleading.

sleep well, brit.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 31, 2010 11:03PM

to always live your life in moderation is failing to live in moderation.

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Re: doe eyed girl
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 01, 2010 01:22AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> to always live your life in moderation is failing
> to live in moderation.

Nothing exceeds like excess.

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