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Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: Hmmm... ()
Date: October 23, 2010 11:10PM

Just wondering...

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 23, 2010 11:11PM

He's in intensive care after a botched sex change operation.

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 23, 2010 11:43PM

eesh Wrote:
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> He's in intensive care after a botched sex change
> operation.


i hope s/he wakes up with a cock in the mouth.
that would be fitting given the fence s/he rides, no?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: October 23, 2010 11:49PM

He had an addadicktomy?

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 23, 2010 11:58PM

The look Alias is going for.



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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 24, 2010 12:33AM

eesh Wrote:
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> The look Alias is going for.
>
>

Hi eesh,

I just woke up... still a little groggy but my lips are huge.

Next week I'm going in for a big fat bottom transplant.

You know, I don't like the way they give you anesthesia today. Whatever happened to that great high you had first before getting knocked out? Now they just, bam, knock you out or put you in this weird state where you ramble on about your sex life. The way the lip doctor looked at me when I "woke up"... I must have been making up stuff.

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 24, 2010 12:37AM

get rid of your rig, alias.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 24, 2010 02:01AM

themuse Wrote:
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> get rid of your rig, alias.

I don't own a truck, muse.

Do you?

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 24, 2010 02:03AM

Alias is the site MILF; she doesn't have a penis, y'all.

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 24, 2010 02:15AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Alias is the site MILF; she doesn't have a penis,
> y'all.

themuse has been saying some disgusting things tonight, Mr. Misery.

just scroll up.

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 24, 2010 02:24AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias is the site MILF; she doesn't have a
> penis,
> > y'all.
>
> themuse has been saying some disgusting things
> tonight, Mr. Misery.
>
> just scroll up.


you are such the cultured milf, alias.
i want to be like you if i grow up.

any advice for a novice in slippery panties, like me?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 24, 2010 02:45AM

themuse Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Alias is the site MILF; she doesn't have a
> > penis,
> > > y'all.
> >
> > themuse has been saying some disgusting things
> > tonight, Mr. Misery.
> >
> > just scroll up.
>
>
> you are such the cultured milf, alias.
> i want to be like you if i grow up.
>
> any advice for a novice in slippery panties, like
> me?

buy panties that don't slip off so easily and go make nice with conie.

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 24, 2010 02:51AM

Alias Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Alias is the site MILF; she doesn't have a
> > > penis,
> > > > y'all.
> > >
> > > themuse has been saying some disgusting
> things
> > > tonight, Mr. Misery.
> > >
> > > just scroll up.
> >
> >
> > you are such the cultured milf, alias.
> > i want to be like you if i grow up.
> >
> > any advice for a novice in slippery panties,
> like
> > me?
>
> buy panties that don't slip off so easily and go
> make nice with conie.


wow. i get the slippery panty part but you got me on the make nice conie blah blah. are you for realz, alias? you haven't seen the pms i have. nugget is outta control. so much so, that i'm beginning to think she is of the zombie persuasion.

i think i'm gonna havta think on that one. for the next second, before i vomit all over my key............... oh ma gross.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 24, 2010 02:54AM

Conie has nothing but integrity and kindness in her. I won't hear a bad word spoken about Conie as long as I'm here at FFXU.

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 24, 2010 02:59AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Conie has nothing but integrity and kindness in
> her. I won't hear a bad word spoken about Conie as
> long as I'm here at FFXU.


with as much ffu research as you claim to do miz, your tone is offputting. just scroll back to the second week of my op and get back with me. if anyone is in need of defense here, it's me. just because my vocabulary is more extensive than hers, doesn't make me any less defendable.

do your homework and get back with me.
if you still feel the same, then poo on you.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 24, 2010 03:01AM

Conie is my soul train.

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 24, 2010 03:04AM

themuse Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> -----
> > themuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Alias Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Alias is the site MILF; she doesn't have
> a
> > > > penis,
> > > > > y'all.
> > > >
> > > > themuse has been saying some disgusting
> > things
> > > > tonight, Mr. Misery.
> > > >
> > > > just scroll up.
> > >
> > >
> > > you are such the cultured milf, alias.
> > > i want to be like you if i grow up.
> > >
> > > any advice for a novice in slippery panties,
> > like
> > > me?
> >
> > buy panties that don't slip off so easily and
> go
> > make nice with conie.
>
>
> wow. i get the slippery panty part but you got me
> on the make nice conie blah blah. are you for
> realz, alias? you haven't seen the pms i have.
> nugget is outta control. so much so, that i'm
> beginning to think she is of the zombie
> persuasion.
>
> i think i'm gonna havta think on that one. for
> the next second, before i vomit all over my
> key............... oh ma gross.


oh, themuse, maybe conie is just looking for love and maybe all those PMs are simply her way of telling you she cares. maybe she fancies herself in some kind of love with you.

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 24, 2010 03:22AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Conie has nothing but integrity and kindness in
> her. I won't hear a bad word spoken about Conie as
> long as I'm here at FFXU.






Have you ever considered that Conie is just an act?

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 24, 2010 10:45AM

i have to say after catching up with this thread i certainly think conie's a zombie.

just as with everybody else, i'll back off when "she" backs off. she's going to have to stay off my tail for awhile, though. that and, i'll believe it when i see it. "trust" is no name of mine.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 24, 2010 12:35PM

Conie is definitely into attention seeking. I used to get "I'm thinking about killing myself" messages from her, now I'm getting "I'm all alone. My husband left me." It's all an act, I tell you.

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 24, 2010 02:05PM

Right Answer Wrote:
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> Right here:
> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&g
> eocode=&q=Alias,+Maurens,+France&sll=37.0625,-95.6
> 77068&sspn=62.057085,85.869141&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=A
> lias,+24140+Maurens,+Dordogne,+Aquitaine,+France&l
> l=44.919674,0.477819&spn=0.006898,0.010482&t=h&z=1
> 7


LOL @this.

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 24, 2010 06:58PM

eesh Wrote:
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> It's all an act, I tell you.

+1

I don't see how anyone could think otherwise.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: October 24, 2010 07:51PM

Alias Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
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> > get rid of your rig, alias.
>
> I don't own a truck, muse.
>
> Do you?


Which one of you have and drive a Peterbilt?????

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/24/2010 07:52PM by graymoose1.

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 25, 2010 02:22AM

Conie is real and she is a friend of mine.

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Re: Where in the World is Alias?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 25, 2010 02:24AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Conie is real and she is a friend of mine.


I love you Miz XOXOXO

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