When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence!"

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader!

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me! You promised 72 Virgins"

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven! What did you think I said!"...."You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"

gay

Is that the latest attempt at teabag humor?

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But won't most of those white men be in hell for owning slaves?

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Hmmmmm..intresting question....Are all slave holders doomed to hell? I wonder if the Catholic Church who excoomunicates a nun for approving an abortion that saved the mother's life, has condemned all slave holders to hell also. Or is owning a slave like fucking little boys....bad, but not a straight ticket to hell?

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I think the whole catholic syndicate will go to hell. But all homophobes will also so please stop with the moralizing.

LOL...what did I say that was homophobic? Perhaps it was anti-catholic. I could care less if adult males fuck themselves all day.

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So what you are say is to fuck a boy is worse than to fuck a girl. Do you not agree that this is the same?

The language you use is so explosive, you are doing the Willy Horton. Stop it.

Progressive Guy Wrote:
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> So what you are say is to fuck a boy is worse than
> to fuck a girl. Do you not agree that this is the
> same?
>
> The language you use is so explosive, you are
> doing the Willy Horton. Stop it.

Yes..I do agree they are the same...I was only using the recent Catholic Church problems as a jumping off point. While I am 100% there are Catholic priests out there fucking little girls...the recent cases have involved little boys.

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Men rape, therefore, all men are going to hell.