Tim Nyquil, celebrated star of stage and screen, came back to life today after being dead for two months. Nyquil, a member of the Communist Socialist Party, died after swallowing a pin....and came back to life today. Nyquil died again, however, because he was still buried in his grave. He suffocated.
Tim is survived by his brother, Nick Dayquil, and his ex-wife, Mary Unisom.
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