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Why do men...
Posted by:
Bacon Strips
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Date: March 15, 2010 09:29AM
Have such extensive skids on their underwear (be it boxers or whitie tighties)? Women don't really have this issue (obviously not all) even though they wear thongs that hug their crack. Is there a wiping technique that we're not privy to?
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
WingNut
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Date: March 15, 2010 09:46AM
We have hairy asses, most women do not?
I try to sync my morning dump with a shower. And I trim the sack whiskers from time to time. If some of you fellows can't get any tea bag action from your lady, this may be a real good reason why.
I try to sync my morning dump with a shower. And I trim the sack whiskers from time to time. If some of you fellows can't get any tea bag action from your lady, this may be a real good reason why.
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: March 15, 2010 09:48AM
Men don't have to worry about bloodstains, though.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
Bacon Strips
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Date: March 15, 2010 09:51AM
WingNut Wrote:
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> We have hairy asses, most women do not?
>
> I try to sync my morning dump with a shower. And I
> trim the sack whiskers from time to time. If some
> of you fellows can't get any tea bag action from
> your lady, this may be a real good reason why.
So your premise is that the crap is hanging onto the ass hairs and therefore causes the stains?
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> We have hairy asses, most women do not?
>
> I try to sync my morning dump with a shower. And I
> trim the sack whiskers from time to time. If some
> of you fellows can't get any tea bag action from
> your lady, this may be a real good reason why.
So your premise is that the crap is hanging onto the ass hairs and therefore causes the stains?
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
A.
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Date: March 15, 2010 09:51AM
Yes this wiping technique is called not wiping good enough and being a fat ass that has a sweaty butt crack and developing a rash that MUST be itched pronto. So what would you do if you were the obese twinky eatin fatso? Damn right you would dig the shit out of your itching asshole like Fruit of the Loom makes Toilet Paper.
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: March 15, 2010 09:52AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Men don't have to worry about bloodstains, though.
Unless you're OJ.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> Men don't have to worry about bloodstains, though.
Unless you're OJ.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
Bacon Strips
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Date: March 15, 2010 09:53AM
A. Wrote:
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> Yes this wiping technique is called not wiping
> good enough and being a fat ass that has a sweaty
> butt crack and developing a rash that MUST be
> itched pronto. So what would you do if you were
> the obese twinky eatin fatso? Damn right you
> would dig the shit out of your itching asshole
> like Fruit of the Loom makes Toilet Paper.
I do notice that women use much more toilet paper then men but thought that was only because they wipe after peeing as well. Mayhaps they are wiping much more then men. Any women out there care to comment?
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> Yes this wiping technique is called not wiping
> good enough and being a fat ass that has a sweaty
> butt crack and developing a rash that MUST be
> itched pronto. So what would you do if you were
> the obese twinky eatin fatso? Damn right you
> would dig the shit out of your itching asshole
> like Fruit of the Loom makes Toilet Paper.
I do notice that women use much more toilet paper then men but thought that was only because they wipe after peeing as well. Mayhaps they are wiping much more then men. Any women out there care to comment?
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
Eastsider
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Date: March 15, 2010 09:58AM
This question is best answered with a hidden camera.
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
UFDmk
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Date: March 15, 2010 10:09AM
I've never had that problem. I suspect people don't wipe well enough, or clean themselves in the shower well enough.
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: March 15, 2010 10:23AM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > Men don't have to worry about bloodstains,
> though.
>
>
> Unless you're OJ.
Touché.
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > Men don't have to worry about bloodstains,
> though.
>
>
> Unless you're OJ.
Touché.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
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Date: March 15, 2010 10:24AM
If the boxer-briefs don't fit...
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
Teh King
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Date: March 15, 2010 11:11AM
I think most men shit on a daily basis whereas most women are perpetually constipated. Basically a woman's shit is drier than a man's. Less water, less smearing
Ultimately it boils down to effective personal hygiene. Shit, then shower. If you can't shower after you shit, then get out the baby wipes.
Ultimately it boils down to effective personal hygiene. Shit, then shower. If you can't shower after you shit, then get out the baby wipes.
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
Bacon Strips
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Date: March 15, 2010 11:50AM
Really? How many guys on here use baby wipes? Perhaps a bidet is in order!
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: March 15, 2010 12:01PM
I'm not above using a baby wipe...
I have a question for you, Bacon Strips... How often do you check men's dirty underwear?
I have a question for you, Bacon Strips... How often do you check men's dirty underwear?
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
Registered Voter
()
Date: March 15, 2010 01:01PM
Obviously he has been sniffing the seat cushions for too long...
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/15/2010 01:03PM by Registered Voter.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/15/2010 01:03PM by Registered Voter.
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
Bacon Strips
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Date: March 15, 2010 03:48PM
So you guys are uncomfortable with the conversation fine. We've all had college/post college roommates so have enough evidence to go by. Also, that enough guys jumped in on this thread speaks to it that it's more than an isolated incident.
Still waiting on the ladies to volunteer a response. If you're doing your man's laundry, you know what I'm saying.
Still waiting on the ladies to volunteer a response. If you're doing your man's laundry, you know what I'm saying.
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
496
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Date: March 15, 2010 03:59PM
what the fuck is it to you bitch?
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Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
wahhh!!!!!
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Date: March 15, 2010 04:02PM
496 Wrote:
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> what the fuck is it to you bitch?
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> what the fuck is it to you bitch?
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Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
Registered Voter
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Date: March 15, 2010 04:25PM
Bacon Strips Wrote:
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> Also, that enough guys jumped in on this
> thread speaks to it that it's more than an
> isolated incident.
On this site that is hardly a selective qualifier lol.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
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> Also, that enough guys jumped in on this
> thread speaks to it that it's more than an
> isolated incident.
On this site that is hardly a selective qualifier lol.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
MANMANMAN
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Date: March 15, 2010 04:33PM
WHY DO WOMEN FUCKING MOAN ALL THE TIME?
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
FoolSmacker
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Date: March 15, 2010 05:53PM
Bacon Strips Wrote:
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> So you guys are uncomfortable with the
> conversation fine. We've all had college/post
> college roommates so have enough evidence to go
> by.
Yeah, I've had plenty of roommates over the years. But I didn't go digging around in their underwear drawers. I couldn't tell you what kind of underwear most of my roommates wore, let alone how stripey they were.
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Who knows from whence he came, and who knows where he goes, dot dot dot.
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> So you guys are uncomfortable with the
> conversation fine. We've all had college/post
> college roommates so have enough evidence to go
> by.
Yeah, I've had plenty of roommates over the years. But I didn't go digging around in their underwear drawers. I couldn't tell you what kind of underwear most of my roommates wore, let alone how stripey they were.
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Who knows from whence he came, and who knows where he goes, dot dot dot.
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: March 15, 2010 05:58PM
So, you're just looking for a lady to confirm that men have skidz in their underwear?
Do you think a lady would have any insight as to the reason for the skidz?
I think it has something to do with the aforementioned butt hair... but also the fact that men are more comfortable with farting hard and loud.
Every fart is like a roll of the dice...
Bacon Strips Wrote:
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> Still waiting on the ladies to volunteer a
> response. If you're doing your man's laundry, you
> know what I'm saying.
Do you think a lady would have any insight as to the reason for the skidz?
I think it has something to do with the aforementioned butt hair... but also the fact that men are more comfortable with farting hard and loud.
Every fart is like a roll of the dice...
Bacon Strips Wrote:
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> Still waiting on the ladies to volunteer a
> response. If you're doing your man's laundry, you
> know what I'm saying.
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
tadow
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Date: March 15, 2010 05:58PM
MANMANMAN Wrote:
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> WHY DO WOMEN FUCKING MOAN ALL THE TIME?
Because you're fucking them right.
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> WHY DO WOMEN FUCKING MOAN ALL THE TIME?
Because you're fucking them right.
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: March 15, 2010 07:22PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm not above using a baby wipe...
Huggies aloe wipes are the best.
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> I'm not above using a baby wipe...
Huggies aloe wipes are the best.
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: March 15, 2010 08:28PM
reminds me of an old proverb: "A dirty asshole always has a good supply of shit."
Re: Why do men...
Posted by:
squeaky clean
()
Date: March 15, 2010 08:30PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > I'm not above using a baby wipe...
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>
>
> Huggies aloe wipes are the best.
eesh has to keep his ass clean or else the gays boys won't fuck him.
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > I'm not above using a baby wipe...
>
>
>
> Huggies aloe wipes are the best.
eesh has to keep his ass clean or else the gays boys won't fuck him.