I knew he had something weird going on with his mouth or jaw or something, but...this is SHOCKING! STOP THE PRESSES! ROGER EBERT IS FUCKED UP! WHY IS THIS NOT BIGGER NEWS?! HE'S A NATIONAL TREASURE, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!
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nothings wrong, he's giving a thumbs up

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> I knew he had something weird going on with his
> mouth or jaw or something, but...this is SHOCKING!
> STOP THE PRESSES! ROGER EBERT IS FUCKED UP! WHY IS
> THIS NOT BIGGER NEWS?! HE'S A NATIONAL TREASURE,
> FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!

That's the harsh reality of cancer. He's had thyroid, salivary, jaw, etc. He keeps going to work too. He is hard freaking core.



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He can't even speak anymore, but the dude loves his work. It's a shame.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Cancer is a bitch, but the guy seems to have a great attitude.

He's been fighting cancer for years. I remember when Gene Siskel died of a brain tumor. Ebert had him on the show by phone a couple of times. You could tell he wasn't with it.

Dying a slow death sucks.

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First Gene, then Roger....Richard Roeper better watch his back. And Gene Shallit. That guy's not even real. He's like an anti-semitic cartoon come alive. Come on, Gene, nobody looks THAT jewey...you're running a gimmick on us.
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I giv his fight agenst canser tew thums WAY UP! and a chezbugger

Chaz His wife of over 20yrs..stay with him through thick and thin.

cancer is a bitch..I lost a good friend to cancer just a few days ago..he would have been 42 this month..

What the hell was she thinking?

Mr. Ebert likes the brown sugar, I see. This is for you, Roger--

APPROVAL
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In case you feel too sorry for Ebert, a flashback to "better" days..



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Latest photo of your hero, Mr. Misery. Be thankful for your health.





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Sorry guys, Roger was sucking on my cock (which is pretty big) and got carried away. Well, long story (tee hee) short, you see the result. Moral of the story to all my fellow gay Dems - Don't deep throat unless you can handle it.

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> He's been fighting cancer for years. I remember
> when Gene Siskel died of a brain tumor. Ebert had
> him on the show by phone a couple of times. You
> could tell he wasn't with it.
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> Dying a slow death sucks.


Cancer is something that I couldn't wish upon anyone, except maybe Bin Laden.

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I'm actually surprised that this day and age they can't reconstruct a jaw with any number of materials.

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> I'm actually surprised that this day and age they
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> materials.


Especially as wealthy as he is, you would think he would have a titanium jaw.

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I read an article about it. Apparently the doctors tried to reconstruct his jaw several times and nothing worked. If you think about it, a jaw is a very precise thing. I don't think you can simply put a bone in there and have it work properly.

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> I read an article about it. Apparently the doctors
> tried to reconstruct his jaw several times and
> nothing worked. If you think about it, a jaw is a
> very precise thing. I don't think you can simply
> put a bone in there and have it work properly.

Really, I am sure you have had a bone in your jaw numerous times, not that there is anything wrong with that.....

Here you go, eeshtard. The ebert head sez template. I figure you like my "You're retarded" enough. Now you can edit in paint and have ebert's head say whatever you want!
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Oh and while you're at it, eeshtard.,


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> Here you go, eeshtard. The ebert head sez
> template. I figure you like my "You're retarded"
> enough. Now you can edit in paint and have ebert's
> head say whatever you want!

the "fag" at the end was a nice touch :)

Man... You know I'm all'bout gettin dem lolz... All day, ev'ry day

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> the "fag" at the end was a nice touch :)

lolz, lulz, lafs, call 'em what you will...you git 'em