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Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: BagODonuts ()
Date: February 16, 2010 02:56PM

Well...of course they do

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/01/100119-great-tits-color-sperm/

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: February 16, 2010 03:21PM

BagODonuts Wrote:
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> Well...of course they do
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> http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/01/10
> 0119-great-tits-color-sperm/


I plan to Facebook the shit out of that.

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2010 03:48PM

I'm curious what the (not great) Tits look like.

I mean seriously - Great Tits?

LOL

And - they are carnivorous...

http://blogs.discovery.com/animal_oddities/2009/09/carnivorous-great-tits.html

Killer birds bite off bats' heads
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17749-killer-birds-bite-off-bats-heads.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tits
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The Great Tit was originally described under its current binomial name by Linnaeus in his 18th century work, Systema Naturae.[2] Its scientific name is derived from the Latin parus "tit" and maior "larger".[3]

A number of former subspecies of the Great Tit have been separated out as a new species, known as the Cinereous Tit (Parus cinereus), which ranges across much of southern Asia. The Oriental or Japanese Tit (P. minor) has also previously been considered a subspecies, but now has specific status.
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If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 16, 2010 04:20PM

Obvious.
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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2010 04:54PM

Male Great Tits eesh - male.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 16, 2010 05:02PM

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> Male Great Tits eesh - male.


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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2010 05:08PM

The Male Great Tits are flashier - get it? So showing female Great Tits is not right.

You can do better then that can't you?

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 16, 2010 05:10PM

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> The Male Great Tits are flashier - get it? So
> showing female Great Tits is not right.
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> You can do better then that can't you?
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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2010 05:16PM

I'm not sure how flashy those are.... *puke*

The nipple ring is seriously disturbing - it is like he was going for the National Geographic look.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Regis-turd Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2010 05:57PM

i would never defile my perky 48DD man boobies with a nipple ring

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 16, 2010 06:04PM

I get it! Regis is making a bird joke!

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Regis-turd Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2010 06:04PM

you seem dullish and slow Harry

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 16, 2010 06:07PM

Huh?

Regis-turd Voter Wrote:
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> you seem dullish and slow Harry

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2010 06:08PM

Fairy-turd is having a slow day.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Regis-turd Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2010 06:12PM

Huh? my point exactly

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 16, 2010 06:12PM

Wait, what point?

Regis-turd Voter Wrote:
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> Huh? my point exactly

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Regis-turd Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2010 06:13PM

dont make me post it again Im busy

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 16, 2010 06:15PM

Don't you get it!? Great Tits are birds, dummy!
[How long will it take for him to realize what I'm doing?]
Regis-turd Voter Wrote:
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> dont make me post it again Im busy

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Regis-turd Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2010 06:16PM

cant my great tits coexist, dummy?

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 16, 2010 06:18PM

What!?
[He may have caught on, but I want to be sure...]
Regis-turd Voter Wrote:
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> cant my great tits coexist, dummy?

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Regis-turd Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2010 06:46PM

you arent very bright Harry

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 16, 2010 06:50PM

You take that back or you'll be sorry!


Regis-turd Voter Wrote:
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> you arent very bright Harry

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Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm...
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: February 16, 2010 07:26PM

LOL, that title is so misleading, but I'm sure whoever made it was cracking up.

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