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Voluptuous Women are Smarter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 10, 2009 06:04PM

Scientific study shows women with curves are not only smarter but have smarter children too.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7090300.stm







This is the embodiment of intelligence.


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Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Voluptuous Women are Smarter
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: November 10, 2009 06:24PM

they are smarter because they land smart successful men as trophy wives and birth those men's kids. Thus passing on the smart genes.

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Re: Voluptuous Women are Smarter
Posted by: Come to Poppa ()
Date: November 10, 2009 06:33PM

According to the study, the key is "fatty acids found on the hips. In this area,
the fat is likely to be the much touted Omega-3, which could improve the woman's
own mental abilities as well as those of her child during pregnancy."

So we're talking 'bout bottoms, my friend.

The Einsteins of the fairer sex thus represent as follows:

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PhD in Astrophysics from MIT (achieved top marks without studying)


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Winner, 2008 MacArthur Fellowship ("Genius" award)


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First in Class, Harvard Law '06
(Inset: miraculous impression of eesh's face formed on boil)

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Re: Voluptuous Women are Smarter
Posted by: Brains ()
Date: November 10, 2009 08:03PM

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Re: Voluptuous Women are Smarter
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 10, 2009 09:54PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Scientific study shows women with curves are not
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> This is the embodiment of intelligence.
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She is a real dime.

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Re: Voluptuous Women are Smarter
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: November 10, 2009 10:07PM


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Re: Voluptuous Women are Smarter
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 10, 2009 10:13PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/200
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GOD DAMN!!! That picture made me totally hard!!
1) How do you get that fat?
2) How do you convince someone that IS that fat to pose for a nude picture?

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Re: Voluptuous Women are Smarter
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 10, 2009 10:13PM

her daughter?

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Re: Voluptuous Women are Smarter
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 10, 2009 10:16PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> GOD DAMN!!! That picture made me totally hard!!
> 1) How do you get that fat?
> 2) How do you convince someone that IS that fat to
> pose for a nude picture?


bribe them with a meal at a 5 star restaurant

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Re: Voluptuous Women are Smarter
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: November 10, 2009 10:16PM

Come to Poppa. + 1

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: Voluptuous Women are Smarter
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 10, 2009 10:23PM

just roll her in a hundred lbs of flour and go for the wet spot

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Re: Voluptuous Women are Smarter
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: November 10, 2009 11:43PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > GOD DAMN!!! That picture made me totally hard!!
> > 1) How do you get that fat?
> > 2) How do you convince someone that IS that fat
> to
> > pose for a nude picture?
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> bribe them with a meal at a 5 star restaurant


Why waste the money... A trip to the Chesapeake Seafood buffet would likely suffice.


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