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Fairfax Hospital Security Guards
Posted by: wbva3fan ()
Date: October 12, 2009 07:01PM

Had to go to Inova Fairfax. This is hospital. Hospitals are where doctors are. Doctors are medical professionals. They wear stethescope. They wear gloves. They wear white jacket.

Last night had anal bleeding. This means rectal bleeding. Doctors find hemmorhoids. Doctor put fist in my anus. Doctor checked for polyps. This not nice. Not nice evening at hospital.

Hospital Security not nice. These are security guards. Security guards are thugs in uniforms. Caretaker sing Neil Diamond songs in ER. ER means Emergency Room. Security guards angry. They do not like Neil Diamond. Neil Diamond is nice. Security Guards throw caretaker out. This means three of them forced him to leave. This means with force. They pushed caretaker out of ER.

Where do I file complaint? Buttocks hurt cannot write well. Can I call? This means pick up telephone?

edit by Cary: This user is a known troll. Always posts threads related to "poop". Moved thread to Off-Topic.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/26/2011 10:38AM by Cary.

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Re: Fairfax Hospital Security Guards
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: October 12, 2009 07:12PM

What does telephone mean? Is it nice?

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Re: Fairfax Hospital Security Guards
Posted by: wbva3fan ()
Date: October 12, 2009 07:13PM

Sorry. This means make call. Call to people in charge. This means boss. Upset about security guards brutal treatment. At resteraunt security guards show fist. This means fisting.

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Re: Fairfax Hospital Security Guards
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: October 12, 2009 07:27PM

Oh, I thought it meant he stuck a telephone up his ass - which explains the rectal bleeding.


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Re: Fairfax Hospital Security Guards
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: October 12, 2009 07:48PM

Sounds like the original poster got one to many billy-clubs to the head.

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Re: Fairfax Hospital Security Guards
Posted by: Clobbersaurus ()
Date: October 12, 2009 08:01PM

This wasn't funny the first time and it certainly isn't funny now

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Re: Fairfax Hospital Security Guards
Posted by: 4200cc ()
Date: October 12, 2009 08:24PM

Fairfax is nice. Was ok but now your just going to far not funny anymore.

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Re: Fairfax Hospital Security Guards
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: October 12, 2009 08:42PM

wbva3fan Wrote:
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>
> Last night had anal bleeding. This means rectal
> bleeding. Doctors find hemmorhoids. Doctor put
> fist in my anus.


Was the doctor's name inkahootz?

edit by Cary: CSS "hacks" removed.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/26/2011 10:39AM by Cary.

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