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Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
Yayaya
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Date: September 29, 2009 08:31AM
Ok so an Orc and a Goblin run into each other and the battle is ON!
Who wins? Why? How?
Who wins? Why? How?
Re: Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: September 29, 2009 09:22AM
who cares
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Re: Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: September 30, 2009 12:49PM
Orc, 1st-Level Warrior
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Size/Type: Medium Humanoid (Orc)
Hit Dice: 1d8+1 (5 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 13 (+3 studded leather armor), touch 10, flat-footed 13
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+4
Attack: Falchion +4 melee (2d4+4/18-20) or javelin +1 ranged (1d6+3)
Full Attack: Falchion +4 melee (2d4+4/18-20) or javelin +1 ranged (1d6+3)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: —
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft., light sensitivity
Saves: Fort +3, Ref +0, Will -2
Abilities: Str 17, Dex 11, Con 12, Int 8, Wis 7, Cha 6
Skills: Listen +1, Spot +1
Feats: Alertness
Environment: Temperate hills
Organization: Gang (2-4), squad (11-20 plus 2 3rd-level sergeants and 1 leader
of 3rd-6th level), or band (30-100 plus 150% noncombatants plus
1 3rd-level sergeant per 10 adults, 5 5th-level lieutenants, and
3 7th-level captains)
Challenge Rating: ½
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Often chaotic evil
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: +0
Goblin, 1st-Level Warrior
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Size/Type: Small Humanoid (Goblinoid)
Hit Dice: 1d8+1 (5 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (+1 size, +1 Dex, +2 leather armor, +1 light shield), touch 12, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/-3
Attack: Morningstar +2 melee (1d6) or javelin +3 ranged (1d4)
Full Attack: Morningstar +2 melee (1d6) or javelin +3 ranged (1d4)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: —
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft.
Saves: Fort +3, Ref +1, Will -1
Abilities: Str 11, Dex 13, Con 12, Int 10, Wis 9, Cha 6
Skills: Hide +5, Listen +2, Move Silently +5, Ride +4, Spot +2
Feats: Alertness
Environment: Temperate plains
Organization: Gang (4-9), band (10-100 plus 100% noncombatants plus 1 3rd-level sergeant per 20 adults and 1 leader of 4th-6th level), warband (10-24 with worg mounts), or tribe (40-400 plus 100% noncombatants plus 1 3rd-level sergeant per 20 adults, 1 or 2 lieutenants of 4th or 5th level, 1 leader of 6th-8th level, 10-24 worgs, and 2-4 dire wolves)
Challenge Rating: 1/3
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Usually neutral evil
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: +0
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In one-on-one combat, I'll say that the orc is the clear winner.
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Size/Type: Medium Humanoid (Orc)
Hit Dice: 1d8+1 (5 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 13 (+3 studded leather armor), touch 10, flat-footed 13
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+4
Attack: Falchion +4 melee (2d4+4/18-20) or javelin +1 ranged (1d6+3)
Full Attack: Falchion +4 melee (2d4+4/18-20) or javelin +1 ranged (1d6+3)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: —
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft., light sensitivity
Saves: Fort +3, Ref +0, Will -2
Abilities: Str 17, Dex 11, Con 12, Int 8, Wis 7, Cha 6
Skills: Listen +1, Spot +1
Feats: Alertness
Environment: Temperate hills
Organization: Gang (2-4), squad (11-20 plus 2 3rd-level sergeants and 1 leader
of 3rd-6th level), or band (30-100 plus 150% noncombatants plus
1 3rd-level sergeant per 10 adults, 5 5th-level lieutenants, and
3 7th-level captains)
Challenge Rating: ½
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Often chaotic evil
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: +0
Goblin, 1st-Level Warrior
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Size/Type: Small Humanoid (Goblinoid)
Hit Dice: 1d8+1 (5 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (+1 size, +1 Dex, +2 leather armor, +1 light shield), touch 12, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/-3
Attack: Morningstar +2 melee (1d6) or javelin +3 ranged (1d4)
Full Attack: Morningstar +2 melee (1d6) or javelin +3 ranged (1d4)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: —
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft.
Saves: Fort +3, Ref +1, Will -1
Abilities: Str 11, Dex 13, Con 12, Int 10, Wis 9, Cha 6
Skills: Hide +5, Listen +2, Move Silently +5, Ride +4, Spot +2
Feats: Alertness
Environment: Temperate plains
Organization: Gang (4-9), band (10-100 plus 100% noncombatants plus 1 3rd-level sergeant per 20 adults and 1 leader of 4th-6th level), warband (10-24 with worg mounts), or tribe (40-400 plus 100% noncombatants plus 1 3rd-level sergeant per 20 adults, 1 or 2 lieutenants of 4th or 5th level, 1 leader of 6th-8th level, 10-24 worgs, and 2-4 dire wolves)
Challenge Rating: 1/3
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Usually neutral evil
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: +0
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In one-on-one combat, I'll say that the orc is the clear winner.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
Wahh
()
Date: September 30, 2009 12:53PM
I think Orko would clearly defeat both.
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Re: Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 30, 2009 12:55PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> In one-on-one combat, I'll say that the orc is the
> clear winner.
I AM A HIGH LEVEL DRUID IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!
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> In one-on-one combat, I'll say that the orc is the
> clear winner.
I AM A HIGH LEVEL DRUID IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!
Re: Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
Registered Voter
()
Date: September 30, 2009 12:58PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> In one-on-one combat, I'll say that the orc is the
> clear winner.
The Goblin has better AC due to quickness/dexterity, the Orc has higher strength. Equal hitpoints - so the odds are in the Goblin's favor based on the encounter outlines presented above. Notice the Goblins also tend to travel in larger groups and have additional high level leaders. Add in the worgs and dire wolves - well the Goblins are definitely favored to win.
EDIT: Most likely why the Goblins live in the plains, and the Orcs live in the hills.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/30/2009 12:58PM by Registered Voter.
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>
> In one-on-one combat, I'll say that the orc is the
> clear winner.
The Goblin has better AC due to quickness/dexterity, the Orc has higher strength. Equal hitpoints - so the odds are in the Goblin's favor based on the encounter outlines presented above. Notice the Goblins also tend to travel in larger groups and have additional high level leaders. Add in the worgs and dire wolves - well the Goblins are definitely favored to win.
EDIT: Most likely why the Goblins live in the plains, and the Orcs live in the hills.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/30/2009 12:58PM by Registered Voter.
Re: Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
bridge
()
Date: September 30, 2009 01:00PM
Registered Voter Wrote:
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> EDIT: Most likely why the Goblins live in the
> plains, and the Orcs live in the hills.
Where do the trolls live?
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> EDIT: Most likely why the Goblins live in the
> plains, and the Orcs live in the hills.
Where do the trolls live?
Re: Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
Registered Voter
()
Date: September 30, 2009 01:02PM
bridge Wrote:
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> Registered Voter Wrote:
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>
> > EDIT: Most likely why the Goblins live in the
> > plains, and the Orcs live in the hills.
>
> Where do the trolls live?
Where you are evidently.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
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> Registered Voter Wrote:
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>
> > EDIT: Most likely why the Goblins live in the
> > plains, and the Orcs live in the hills.
>
> Where do the trolls live?
Where you are evidently.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Re: Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
bridge
()
Date: September 30, 2009 01:09PM
Registered Voter Wrote:
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> bridge Wrote:
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> > Registered Voter Wrote:
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> >
> > > EDIT: Most likely why the Goblins live in the
> > > plains, and the Orcs live in the hills.
> >
> > Where do the trolls live?
>
> Where you are evidently.
I don't live where I am. There is no internet access under the bridge. For a dude all versed in mythical beings, you think you'd know that.
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> bridge Wrote:
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> > Registered Voter Wrote:
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> >
> > > EDIT: Most likely why the Goblins live in the
> > > plains, and the Orcs live in the hills.
> >
> > Where do the trolls live?
>
> Where you are evidently.
I don't live where I am. There is no internet access under the bridge. For a dude all versed in mythical beings, you think you'd know that.
Re: Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
Registered Voter
()
Date: September 30, 2009 01:14PM
Well, since your question had nothing to do with the topic at hand, it seemed rather "trollish", shall we say.
In your naming, one might assume "under a bridge" - in game lore "reality" they commonly live in caves and swamps.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/30/2009 01:28PM by Registered Voter.
In your naming, one might assume "under a bridge" - in game lore "reality" they commonly live in caves and swamps.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/30/2009 01:28PM by Registered Voter.
Re: Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: September 30, 2009 01:14PM
Every time I see this thread, this is what I think of. And the Green Goblin is a clear winner.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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Re: Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
Tom Bombadil
()
Date: September 30, 2009 01:25PM
Registered Voter Wrote:
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> Well, since your question had nothing to do with
> the topic at hand, it seemeed rather "trollish",
> shall we say.
>
> In your naming, one might assume "under a bridge"
> - in game lore "reality" they commonly live in
> caves and swamps.
Hey asshole,
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.
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> Well, since your question had nothing to do with
> the topic at hand, it seemeed rather "trollish",
> shall we say.
>
> In your naming, one might assume "under a bridge"
> - in game lore "reality" they commonly live in
> caves and swamps.
Hey asshole,
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.
Re: Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
Registered Voter
()
Date: September 30, 2009 01:29PM
Tom Bombadil Wrote:
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> Registered Voter Wrote:
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> -----
> > Well, since your question had nothing to do
> with
> > the topic at hand, it seemeed rather
> "trollish",
> > shall we say.
> >
> > In your naming, one might assume "under a
> bridge"
> > - in game lore "reality" they commonly live in
> > caves and swamps.
>
>
> Hey asshole,
>
> History shows again and again how nature points
> out the folly of man.
How is that again troll? All I see is the usual nonsensical BS you post in the hopes that someone understands your "mystical" trollish insights.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
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> Registered Voter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, since your question had nothing to do
> with
> > the topic at hand, it seemeed rather
> "trollish",
> > shall we say.
> >
> > In your naming, one might assume "under a
> bridge"
> > - in game lore "reality" they commonly live in
> > caves and swamps.
>
>
> Hey asshole,
>
> History shows again and again how nature points
> out the folly of man.
How is that again troll? All I see is the usual nonsensical BS you post in the hopes that someone understands your "mystical" trollish insights.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Re: Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
jhey
()
Date: September 30, 2009 03:59PM
Tom Bombadil Wrote:
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> History shows again and again how nature points
> out the folly of man.
Godzilla!
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> History shows again and again how nature points
> out the folly of man.
Godzilla!
Re: Orc Vs. Goblin, who would win?
Posted by:
Registered Voter
()
Date: September 30, 2009 04:01PM
So - somehow lyrics to the song had relevance in this thread how? :)
Troll Fail
Thanks jhey for the reference.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Troll Fail
Thanks jhey for the reference.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University