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nobody fucks with a lion Wrote:
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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak8-QLjQvwE
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> Hey, you can get past a dog but NOBODY fucks with
> a lion.
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> That shit is funny.
Food Lion store brand spicy brown mustard is only 99 cents and better than anything... I mean ANYTHING else on the market. It's actually got some bite like spicy mustard is suppose to have.
Ads with animals are almost always a hit. Talking gecko and AFLAC duck are big hits. I am surprised Food Lion didn't try this sooner. I love going to food lion when I'm at OBX.
Bloom Wrote:
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> Food Lion owns Bloom, which is no longer around
> here.
Food lion is in Chantilly, Herndon, Lorton, Lake Ridge and two in Man-ass. Pissed me off when they closed the Lion in Fair Lakes right after the changed it from Bloom to Lion.
spicy m Wrote:
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> Food Lion store brand spicy brown mustard is only
> 99 cents and better than anything... I mean
> ANYTHING else on the market. It's actually got
> some bite like spicy mustard is suppose to have.
Cult of Wegman's Wrote:
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> DON'T RESIST. DON'T FIGHT IT. YOU WILL BE
> ASSIMILATED SOONER OR LATER ANYWAY.
Lower your standards and buy from me!
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spicy m Wrote:
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> Food Lion store brand spicy brown mustard is only
> 99 cents and better than anything... I mean
> ANYTHING else on the market. It's actually got
> some bite like spicy mustard is suppose to have.
Food lion brand french onion dip is the best onion dip at any price and I am a huge fan of Food lion hot sauce as well. Beer prices are some of the lowest around. The talking lion is good but needs more comic content.
snacker2 Wrote:
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> spicy m Wrote:
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> > Food Lion store brand spicy brown mustard is
> only
> > 99 cents and better than anything... I mean
> > ANYTHING else on the market. It's actually got
> > some bite like spicy mustard is suppose to
> have.
>
>
> Food lion brand french onion dip is the best onion
> dip at any price and I am a huge fan of Food lion
> hot sauce as well. Beer prices are some of the
> lowest around. The talking lion is good but needs
> more comic content.
Yeah the Lion is a great place to buy beer. It pissed me off when they closed the one in Fair Lakes.
The talking lion is pretty cool but I would love to see him running up and down the isles saying something funny like "Im not lion when I say we got the best beer prices in town!" That would be cool.
Did you hear about the man who turned into a lion every night, and back into a man in the morning? It was actually simple. The man would crawl into his bed each night, and while he was sleeping, he was 'a lion there'!
Q. Why did the lion loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows readers digest and writers cramp.
I used to work there and holy shit. Old food repackaged, drug addicts shooting up in the bathroom, bad management, and we had some fat wanna be fake military manager who used to fuck one of the other male managers in the back room. He was a closet
Employed there Wrote:
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> I used to work there and holy shit. Old food
> repackaged, drug addicts shooting up in the
> bathroom, bad management, and we had some fat
> wanna be fake military manager who used to fuck
> one of the other male managers in the back room.
> He was a closet
I worked for a supposedly upscale grocery chain that would reward employees who changed dates on meat to get a couple extra sale days out of it. I guess that happens in every grocery store from time to time.