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god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: August 22, 2009 03:10AM



they will be the death of us all...

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 22, 2009 03:14AM

What country was this in?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 22, 2009 03:24AM

This was in a related video at the end of one of the videos someone posted on here a few days ago.

Every time I go through a set of automatic doors, now, I wonder about the stupidity of this guy.

He stood there for a few minutes, and then just decided to run head first into the doors??

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: That's My Motto ()
Date: August 22, 2009 03:28AM

When in doubt, lower your head and run.

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 22, 2009 03:28AM

eesh Wrote:
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> What country was this in?


Guessing by the type of dress, maybe Pakistan, or Egypt, or Sudan?

But from what I've observed of the intelligence around here, it could have just as easily been at Tyson's Corner.

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 22, 2009 03:35AM

either way, they are all terrorists

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: August 22, 2009 03:38AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> either way, they are all terrorists


god damn right. I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICUH!?!?!

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 22, 2009 03:38AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> either way, they are all terrorists


So you've been to tyson's recently, too, huh?

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: August 22, 2009 03:39AM

i just started to think: what if this is a new covert CIA experiment to take out terrorists one at a time, under the radar... genious.

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 22, 2009 03:42AM

hahaha. "what the fuck is dis? dairr is no button!"

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 22, 2009 03:42AM

"where are my virgins?"

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 22, 2009 03:55AM

fucking infidel doors!

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 22, 2009 03:58AM

thats not right, they're probably not even muslin

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: CeeNo ()
Date: August 22, 2009 08:22AM

This video is great. I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 22, 2009 09:35AM

I don't know, I kind of respect that guy. He's obviously never encountered an automatic door in his life, and lives by the old adage, "When your only tool is a hammer, treat every problem like a nail."

I'd like to see any of you fat, lazy 20-somethings bash through a glass door with your head and only a three step running start. Nobody probably laughed at him to his face, because think of what his forehead could do to your nose.

Godspeed, Middle Eastern Country Bumpkin!

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 22, 2009 09:49AM

Fuck him being an uneducated Middle Eastern ignoramus, this guy is clearly one of Spiderman's archvillians - The Rhino.

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 22, 2009 10:01AM

Or more like...

180px-Juggernaut.jpg

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 22, 2009 10:13AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Or more like...
>
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Too bad there wasn't any sound. Could you imagine that guy yelling "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!!" in some heavily accented english and then charging?

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 22, 2009 10:18AM

The video would have been much better with an accompanying "AH-LALALALALALA!!!"

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: August 22, 2009 02:59PM

Looks to me like the guy is trying to sue the hotel. You can clearly see that he looks around to make sure nobody can see him, then he charges the door head first. The door does open.

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: August 22, 2009 04:11PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> The video would have been much better with an
> accompanying "AH-LALALALALALA!!!"


Only the women do that.

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 22, 2009 05:22PM

Lurker. Wrote:
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> Looks to me like the guy is trying to sue the
> hotel. You can clearly see that he looks around
> to make sure nobody can see him, then he charges
> the door head first. The door does open.

I think he's looking around, hoping someone else will enter or exit, to see how it works.

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 22, 2009 07:49PM

Why didn't he try to open it with his hands? If he's never seen an automatic door before, he would be accustomed to pulling or pushing a door... Unless he's never seen any type of door in his entire life?

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 22, 2009 07:54PM

How did he get in the building? Surely there was a similar entrance for him to see how the door worked.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 22, 2009 09:33PM

eesh Wrote:
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> How did he get in the building? Surely there was a
> similar entrance for him to see how the door
> worked.


Maybe his mother abandoned him in the basement as a baby. He just now figured out how to use the stairs, but hadn't encountered the automatic door yet?

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 23, 2009 12:11AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 12:11AM by Alias.

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Re: god damn automatic doors
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 23, 2009 12:19AM

Alias Wrote:
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> The people milling around disappear before he
> crashes through the door that opens.
>
> Then, the people reappear. ha!


Since there's no audio, we have no idea whether he's standing there yelling at the door to open and saying shit like "by allah! I command you to open! Open or I will destroy you in the name of Allah!" or whatever.

People tend to find distance from those sorts of idiots.

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