Drug are much better to drive on. Most cops will just give a breathalyzer and it won't show drugs.

wow, Stoner, you are BRILLIANT!

Cool!

Stoner Bro Wrote:
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> Drug are much better to drive on. Most cops will
> just give a breathalyzer and it won't show drugs.


Hopefully if you ever go in for surgery your doctor has been doping all night long, who would know the difference, no odor, right??

If the surgeon has ADD and needs drugs, by all means he better take drugs!

This is old news. I am a great driver while high. Never been pulled over while high i am a bit more cautious when stoned.

I went thru roadblocks all the time and they never had a clue because I didn't smell of alcohol.

I paid my doctor to drive me around while i was stoned

great job making fun of a dead guy MJ. it wont show up on a breathalizer but you they field sobriety tested your ass you would most likely fail. but unfortunately i agree with ffxstoner, i too drive better while high, i actually go the speed limit. i think of it as a video game where all you have to do is keep it between the lines, only there is no redos if you get a game over.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> great job making fun of a dead guy MJ. it wont
> show up on a breathalizer but you they field
> sobriety tested your ass you would most likely
> fail. but unfortunately i agree with ffxstoner, i
> too drive better while high, i actually go the
> speed limit. i think of it as a video game where
> all you have to do is keep it between the lines,
> only there is no redos if you get a game over.



Thats exactly how i feel! Except when im smacked off the trees i feel like i am a race car driver. I turn into Jeff Gorden no lie. Perfect driving

didn't Jeff Gordon die in a race car accident?

Jeff Gorden Jr.!

forgive me, but im not that into NASCAR. on a side note, why do all the people in NASCAR have to name their kids after themselves?

ffxstoner Wrote:
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> This is old news. I am a great driver while high.
> Never been pulled over while high i am a bit more
> cautious when stoned.


When most people drive high, they drive like they're piloting the fucking space shuttle.

hahaha. seems like you've flown a few shuttles in your past.

im on the moon bitch!

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> forgive me, but im not that into NASCAR. on a side
> note, why do all the people in NASCAR have to name
> their kids after themselves?


I thought it was only George Foreman who named all of his sons after himself.

Nascar drivers name their kids after redneck tv show characters.......



Oh yeah, driving stoned is like driving on ritalin, you just have better focus. Even if you were to talk on a cell phone, you'd still be 100% focused on driving.

hahaha seriously though how many george foremans are there? 10?
depends on how gone you are. there were times where i probably shouldn't have driven. like hash and what not. but hey im still alive so i must have done alright.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> hahaha seriously though how many george foremans
> are there? 10?

How ever many sons he has. They're all named George Foreman. How many punches to the head are required to get to that level of reasoning?

> depends on how gone you are. there were times
> where i probably shouldn't have driven. like hash
> and what not. but hey im still alive so i must
> have done alright.


Nah. That's the great thing about being stoned. You are either too stoned to drive, in which case you will not even bother thinking about driving, or you are just stoned enough to drive masterfully.

There's no in-between.

Drunk driving does have it's flaws. There are times when you are seeing double, or are so blacked out that you don't even know you are driving. Some people know enough to close one eye when seeing double, but being black out drunk is the point where you absolutely are a danger to the general public and cannot drive, but being blacked out you are unable to make any rational decision about whether to drive or not.

Hell, stoned drivers can do things like cradle a cell phone between a shoulder and their ear, smoke a cigarette, pack a bowl and use their knee to steer. And probably even change the CD if it ends. All at the same time.

I think I might have done that with a cop driving behind me on Hunter Mill Road, when I was in high school.

true true. drinking and driving is one thing i dont do no matter what. im not trying to be johnny-upholds-thelaw. i just dont trust myself drunk. the risks outweigh the benefits. and its pretty much just stupid

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> true true. drinking and driving is one thing i
> dont do no matter what. im not trying to be
> johnny-upholds-thelaw. i just dont trust myself
> drunk. the risks outweigh the benefits. and its
> pretty much just stupid


what are you talking about , the benefits are fucking rediculous, you save 10 dollars and get home 10 minutes faster!

then i would say keep at it kenny powers. im no jew or anything. 10 dollars and 10 minutes just doesnt matter to me when it comes to my life and others lives. to get off topic do you know when season 2 of east bound and down starts?

no idea... but i hope soon. entourage just started, so that will hold me over for a while.

Kenny_Powers Wrote:
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> no idea... but i hope soon. entourage just
> started, so that will hold me over for a while.


Weeds just started, too, seven weeks ago. Except it sorta went off the rails after the "santa ana winds brush fires" season ending 2 seasons ago.

Entourage seems to be heading down that path, as well, trying to appeal to new viewers who haven't been watching from the beginning.

The only good pay channel series that never bent over for new viewers was Oz, and they cancelled that one after, what 3 seasons? Maybe 4?

Why did they only run 6 episodes of EB&D? That show is awesome! Executive produced by Will Farrel and Adam McKay (Kenny Powers). How could you go wrong??

food network..... they had me at EVOO!!!! :-)

whenever i hear or read EVOO i think of racheal ray, that fat annoying cnut. her voice sounds like she suck one too many dicks while smoking a cigarette. dont ask me how she does it, she's just good like that.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> whenever i hear or read EVOO i think of racheal
> ray, that fat annoying cnut. her voice sounds like
> she suck one too many dicks while smoking a
> cigarette. dont ask me how she does it, she's just
> good like that.

Can you imagine what kind of nasty shits that woman squirts out of her body? EVOO Binges + Scratchy Voice = TALLYHO!?

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Re: my big accident
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: July 25, 2009 10:56PM
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scatalogical humor seems to enjoy widespread acceptance among the immature, uneducated and for some reason, the british.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> whenever i hear or read EVOO i think of racheal
> ray, that fat annoying cnut. her voice sounds like
> she suck one too many dicks while smoking a
> cigarette. dont ask me how she does it, she's just
> good like that.


I'm glad they finally stopped those annoying Dunkin' Donuts commercials with Rachel Ray.

She's not so bad on Food Network, but those commercials really made her shine as a self-important bitch.

Yeah, she probably smokes carltons, unfiltered, like Lucille Ball (or was it Lucky Strikes, unfiltered?). Plus, she gasps for air before each sentence. Really annoying.

hahaha there goes my chances of sleeping well tonight.i also wonder if her polygamist family all have the same voice?

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> Kenny_Powers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > no idea... but i hope soon. entourage just
> > started, so that will hold me over for a while.
>
>
> Weeds just started, too, seven weeks ago. Except
> it sorta went off the rails after the "santa ana
> winds brush fires" season ending 2 seasons ago.
>
> Entourage seems to be heading down that path, as
> well, trying to appeal to new viewers who haven't
> been watching from the beginning.
>
> The only good pay channel series that never bent
> over for new viewers was Oz, and they cancelled
> that one after, what 3 seasons? Maybe 4?


agreed, weeds has gone down hill the last two seasons. Just got into Mad Men and Six feet under, seem to be pretty damn good so far.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> whenever i hear or read EVOO i think of racheal
> ray, that fat annoying cnut. her voice sounds like
> she suck one too many dicks while smoking a
> cigarette. dont ask me how she does it, she's just
> good like that.


i dont know why.. but i think she is so damn sexy. Something about that annoying as fuck accent of hers.

Kenny_Powers Wrote:
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>
>
> i dont know why.. but i think she is so damn sexy.
> Something about that annoying as fuck accent of
> hers.

That's not an accent. That is a raspy voice.

ok... well i'd bang her... for the record.

I second that, beneath the repulsiveness lies something mysteriously sexy

Kenny_Powers Wrote:
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> ok... well i'd bang her... for the record.

I think it's annoying how she ALWAYS says "EVOO" ... like she gets paid every time she says it. The acronym, itself, is offensive (for some reason)... why does she have to slap me with it over and over and over again!??

Even though it's the same amount of syllables, "extra-virgin" would be much less annoying.

What's so special about extra-virgin olive oil anyway? What's the craze about?

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I think it's annoying how she ALWAYS says "EVOO"
> ... like she gets paid every time she says it. The
> acronym, itself, is offensive (for some reason)...
> why does she have to slap me with it over and over
> and over again!??
>
> Even though it's the same amount of syllables,
> "extra-virgin" would be much less annoying.
>
> What's so special about extra-virgin olive oil
> anyway? What's the craze about?


It's the first pressing of the olive. Olive Oil is really healthy and can even reduce cholesterol.

I've never watched her so I didn't know what "evoo" meant. But extra virgin olive oil is supposed to be the healthiest. Grape Seed Oil is probably even better, but that shit is expensive as hell. You aren't going to be sauteeing onions in it unless you want to turn your dinner into a $30 ordeal.

EVOO = Extra Virgin Olive Oil

It's the healthiest because it's the first pressing?

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> EVOO = Extra Virgin Olive Oil
>
> It's the healthiest because it's the first
> pressing?


I'm not 100% sure about this, but each pressing of the olive creates oils that are not as healthy and temperature resistant as the previous.

Some oils are sold with labels that say how hot they can be heated to. Coconut and Grapeseed have the highest temperatures, 350 to 400. Olive oil is lower than that, but is still healthy to use in cooking at certain temperatures. "first press" can be used at higher temperatures than "second press" and "third press" is usually only used in salad dressings and cold foods.

Once you get past hydrogenated oils (trans fat), the biggest problem with vegetable or animal fat is burning it and creating carcinogenic compounds. You're supposed to use the right oil for the right temperature.

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Alias Wrote:
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> Thurston,
>
> When you turn 60, should I push you over a cliff?


If you don't mind. Thank you.

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