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Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Crackberry..... ()
Date: May 18, 2009 11:36PM

Blackberries are used by self-important tools that think they are impressing everyone talking on their bluetooth.

Iphones are used by douchebags that think they are unique and sophisticated and can be seen talking on them at Starbucks ordering a faggy latte.


Iphone versus Blackberry...which is the bigger douche?








(P.S. TheMeeper uses an Iphone)

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: HighTechLife09 ()
Date: May 19, 2009 01:13AM

I have the Storm and it is very nice. On the flip side im rolling with a MacBookPro made by apple which makes the iphone. both are actually quite sweet.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 19, 2009 06:10AM

Yup. And I totally agree that latte is faggy. I'd never order that shit.


Crackberry..... Wrote:
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> Blackberries are used by self-important tools that
> think they are impressing everyone talking on
> their bluetooth.
>
> Iphones are used by douchebags that think they are
> unique and sophisticated and can be seen talking
> on them at Starbucks ordering a faggy latte.
>
>
> Iphone versus Blackberry...which is the bigger
> douche?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> (P.S. TheMeeper uses an Iphone)

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: May 19, 2009 07:13AM

Crackberry..... Wrote:
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> Blackberries are used by self-important tools

> Iphones are used by douchebags

Hmm... sounds like a bitter, unemployed recipient of a Tracfone from his mom is a little irritated that everyone else gets the cool stuff.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2009 09:50AM

That really is a tough question. BlackBerry users tend to be a bunch of self-important assholes, and iPhone users seem to truly believe that people are impressed that they have an iPhone. To be fair, though, I have a BlackBerry and Meeper has an iPhone, and we don't really fit those descriptions. Except for me, I really am a self-important asshole.

I'm going to go with iPhone, because of this one dumb bitch I met that had one. I hated her guts, and wanted to make her eat her iPhone through her nose. Sorry, Meeper.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 19, 2009 10:00AM

Now don't lie MrMephisto, I know you are secretly impressed by my iPhone.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2009 10:08AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Now don't lie MrMephisto, I know you are secretly
> impressed by my iPhone.

Ok, I will admit that I've watched with envy as people play that Labyrinth-type game. It is far superior to Brick Breaker. :(

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Date: May 19, 2009 10:08AM

I have an iPhone. I like it. But it is hardly the "Jesus Phone" everyone makes it out to be. It's more like a Peter or Paul phone. It does a lot, but it hardly walks on water.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 19, 2009 10:14AM

I actually don't have any games installed on mine, I think those are more for the 3G model.


MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> Ok, I will admit that I've watched with envy as
> people play that Labyrinth-type game. It is far
> superior to Brick Breaker. :(

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2009 10:15AM

Wiping off the screen all the time would piss me right off.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2009 10:15AM

Well, then you need to upgrade if you want me to be sufficiently impressed.

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I actually don't have any games installed on mine,
> I think those are more for the 3G model.
>
>
> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> ----
> >
> > Ok, I will admit that I've watched with envy as
> > people play that Labyrinth-type game. It is
> far
> > superior to Brick Breaker. :(

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: May 19, 2009 10:24AM

This whole stereotype about iPhone users is total bullshit. I, and the people I know with them could give a shit what other people think. Besides, almost everyone has them now, so any elite status that may have once existed is long gone.

My dad (age 74) even has one now and he loves it.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2009 10:26AM

I base my cell phone selection mainly on one quality; if I had to beat a man with it, would it last for more than a couple hits?

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 19, 2009 10:28AM

Yeah, anybody who thinks they are unique or elite is pretty silly. I see plenty of people using them on metro every day. Owning a smartphone around here is the norm, not the exception.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Date: May 19, 2009 10:29AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> This whole stereotype about iPhone users is total
> bullshit. I, and the people I know with them could
> give a shit what other people think. Besides,
> almost everyone has them now, so any elite status
> that may have once existed is long gone.
>
> My dad (age 74) even has one now and he loves it.


The Storm is just a crappier version of the iPhone. If it were superior, why would Verizon be talking to Apple about trying to get the iPhone on its network before the Apple deal with AT&T runs out?

I had to switch over from Verizon to AT&T to get the phone. Verizon called me and asked why I changed. I said, "Because I wanted an iPhone." The response was like, "Oh. Okay."

Verizon knows they need to get in on the iPhone or they are going to end up like Sprint, which stayed with Palm way too long.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: oaktonmom ()
Date: May 19, 2009 10:49AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> That really is a tough question. BlackBerry users
> tend to be a bunch of self-important assholes, and
> iPhone users seem to truly believe that people are
> impressed that they have an iPhone. To be fair,
> though, I have a BlackBerry and Meeper has an
> iPhone, and we don't really fit those
> descriptions. Except for me, I really am a
> self-important asshole.
>
> I'm going to go with iPhone, because of this one
> dumb bitch I met that had one. I hated her guts,
> and wanted to make her eat her iPhone through her
> nose. Sorry, Meeper.


Same crazy wench you mentioned before?

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2009 11:15AM

oaktonmom Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That really is a tough question. BlackBerry
> users
> > tend to be a bunch of self-important assholes,
> and
> > iPhone users seem to truly believe that people
> are
> > impressed that they have an iPhone. To be
> fair,
> > though, I have a BlackBerry and Meeper has an
> > iPhone, and we don't really fit those
> > descriptions. Except for me, I really am a
> > self-important asshole.
> >
> > I'm going to go with iPhone, because of this
> one
> > dumb bitch I met that had one. I hated her
> guts,
> > and wanted to make her eat her iPhone through
> her
> > nose. Sorry, Meeper.
>
>
> Same crazy wench you mentioned before?

Nope. I have a whole stable of crazy wenches. It's not as awesome as it sounds.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: oaktonmom ()
Date: May 19, 2009 11:18AM

nevermind ... crossed the line



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/19/2009 11:32AM by oaktonmom.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: May 19, 2009 01:25PM

You all are falling for the classic Capitalist fantasy that your possessions define who and what you are. Your actions are the based on the tools you use and the clothes you wear or the car you drive. Not your actual personality. You should all be locked in a room with Vince and forced to watch him re-enact fight club with Sock puppets.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/19/2009 01:26PM by Judge Crater.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Date: May 19, 2009 01:29PM

Judge Crater Wrote:
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> You all are falling for the classic Capitalist
> fantasy that your possessions define who and what
> you are. Your actions are the based on the tools
> you use and the clothes you wear or the car you
> drive. Not your actual personality. You should
> all be locked in a room with Vince and forced to
> watch him re-enact fight club with Sock puppets.


As a business owner, I was tired of using a phone that didn't allow me to look at PDFs and which didn't sinc well with my computer. Oh, and my old phone simply stopped working.

That, and I can use that iPhone X-Ray thing to fuck with people at swanky parties. It's COOL!


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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2009 01:32PM

YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING IPHONE.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: May 19, 2009 01:32PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:

>
> That, and I can use that iPhone X-Ray thing to
> fuck with people at swanky parties. It's COOL!
>
>


Cool you can see restonpeaces' fillings

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: May 19, 2009 01:34PM

I sure some people think they are being irradiated with that x-ray app.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Date: May 19, 2009 01:45PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING IPHONE.


No. But there is an "App" so that you can fuck your iPhone.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 19, 2009 01:59PM

YOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU OWN

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Date: May 19, 2009 02:01PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> YOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU OWN


But you are what you eat. That's why Alias is an asshole.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: May 19, 2009 02:01PM

And why Vince is a dick....

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2009 02:23PM

And I am a pussy.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Date: May 19, 2009 02:24PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> And I am a pussy.


And I am a condom full of cocaine.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2009 02:28PM

And Spunky is a big fat tub of lard.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: May 19, 2009 02:31PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> And Spunky is a big fat tub of lard.



odd...I always imagined Spunky was sorta like this.
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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2009 02:35PM

What abomination of science is that?! A penis cat?!

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: May 19, 2009 02:39PM

In case anybody didn't know, the reporter in this video is the same person that posts under the "Alias" screen-name.





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/19/2009 02:46PM by Furfur.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: May 19, 2009 02:40PM

I am Vince's Bleeding heart

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: May 19, 2009 02:45PM

Judge Crater Wrote:
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> I am Vince's Bleeding heart

Very odd comment. Anyway..all cellphones should be destroyed!

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2009 02:45PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Judge Crater Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am Vince's Bleeding heart
>
> Very odd comment. Anyway..all cellphones should
> be destroyed!

STOP AGREEING WITH ME.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: May 19, 2009 02:47PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Judge Crater Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am Vince's Bleeding heart
>
> Very odd comment. Anyway..all cellphones should
> be destroyed!


yes lets destroy all means of communication in the modern age and go back to smoke signals and carrier pigeons.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2009 03:17PM

Judge Crater Wrote:
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> Vince(1) Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Judge Crater Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am Vince's Bleeding heart
> >
> > Very odd comment. Anyway..all cellphones
> should
> > be destroyed!
>
>
> yes lets destroy all means of communication in the
> modern age and go back to smoke signals and
> carrier pigeons.

Finally, someone's listening to me.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 19, 2009 04:05PM

just want to point out that President Obama has a Blackberry, so you can expect vince to condemn "republikans" for using iphones.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: May 19, 2009 04:22PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> just want to point out that President Obama has a
> Blackberry, so you can expect vince to condemn
> "republikans" for using iphones.


Thats racist. What I cant get my hands on a white berry? where tha white women at?!?!?

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: May 21, 2009 03:45AM

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: May 21, 2009 07:38AM

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 21, 2009 07:41AM

Great Cop



too easy man!

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 21, 2009 07:45AM

oaktonmom Wrote:
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> nevermind ... crossed the line



"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540
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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: May 21, 2009 07:57AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 05:52AM by inkahootz.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 21, 2009 08:04AM

I have every Fugazi album on my iPhone right now. Does that make me a douchebag?

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: May 21, 2009 08:12AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 01:36PM by inkahootz.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 21, 2009 08:29AM

It has something to do with a term used by Viet Nam vets, but I forget what it means. I think Ian read it in a book about the Vietnam war.

I've read the book "Our Band Could Be Your Life", and it talks about this in the chapter about Fugazi. I highly recommend this book, the chapters on The Replacements and the Butthole Surfers are real funny.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: May 21, 2009 08:36AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 01:35PM by inkahootz.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Predator Obama ()
Date: May 21, 2009 10:31AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> It has something to do with a term used by Viet
> Nam vets, but I forget what it means. I think Ian
> read it in a book about the Vietnam war.
>
> I've read the book "Our Band Could Be Your Life",
> and it talks about this in the chapter about
> Fugazi. I highly recommend this book, the
> chapters on The Replacements and the Butthole
> Surfers are real funny.


my favorite story about the buthole surfers is when Amy Carter was at a party of theirs and they rubbed their dicks all over her suitcase right before the valet came to retrieve it. man those guys are weird.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Stoner ()
Date: July 02, 2009 10:12AM

Crackberry..... Wrote:

>
> Iphone versus Blackberry...which is the bigger
> douche?

Since when did owning something constitute douchbaggery? I thought douchbag syndrom was being selfish self important materialistic asshole. If in a sense actions speak louder than words and a person who owns something is now a douchebag does that speak to the envy and jealousy of the havenots who dont own those things? Or does it imply that in order to afford those things He would have to have stepped over people and acted like a selfish self important douchebag. Or does it imply that technology is somehow inauthentic and that ludite way of life is purer and implies selflessness and uuuh wait dude what was I uuuuuuuh?

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Uphoneinthegayness ()
Date: July 02, 2009 10:27AM

Easily the iphone is douchier. blackberries are for business types and are the corporate standard. iphones are for people who like to surf the web and look important

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 02, 2009 10:28AM

Anyone have a good feel for has a cheap but workable Blackberry plan. I think that I've come to the conclusion that its time to get one for work.

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 03, 2009 03:12AM

Crackberry..... Wrote:

> Iphone versus Blackberry...which is the bigger
> douche?

can't it be both?

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Re: Iphone versus Blackberry; Which is douchier?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 03, 2009 11:24AM

Both phones do the same shit. In fact, all phones in the near future will do what these phones do now.

Blackberry users are by far douchier because they all think they're important business executives.

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