Re: Pasta Saucy
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
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Date: June 20, 2009 02:55AM
Hetero Diet Only Wrote:
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> My wife recently bought erotic pasta in which the
> noodles are little cocks,boobs, etc. It was
> humorous but she was slightly offended when I
> refused to eat the cock ones. I pushed them to the
> side of the plate and she went ape shit. I said
> that I dont want any cocks in my mouth, real or
> otherwise. Am I being unreasonable?
That is slightly homophobic. But I would probably have done the same. Every heterosexual male is "homophobic" in a healthy way. It's the guys that want to beat up gays and that sort of thing who are unhealthfully homophobic, and probably actually gay but in denial.
Of course, some freudian pyschologist or gay pride activist might say that you only did it because you are suppressing your homosexual desires. But Freud was a coke-head and well, gay pride activists are only looking to call every man a homo, latent or patent.
So, I say, fuck that. If your wife can't enjoy the playful symbolism of you refusing to take a cock in your mouth, in her playful effort to be funny and risque with sexually explicit pasta, then maybe she shouldn't serve "erotic pasta" anymore.
Stick with erotic DVDs, and books like "the Joy of Sex" and the Kama Sutra, or other things to spice it up. Obviously the pasta doesn't work for both parties.