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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
PAINFUL
Posted by:
Feecemoh Nger
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Date: November 25, 2008 10:53PM
Hey did you guys know that pussy juice or residue left on the penis after intercourse with a vagina can clog your pores? I was doing this chick...after I finished, I just rolled over and went to sleep. When I woke up the next morning there was a HUGE pimple on my dick. SO big in fact that it blocked part of my pee hole. When I tried to piss it just sprayed out in different directions. I went to the doctor and to my relief it was not an STD. Apparently pussy juice is an irritant and since i never used a dick douche my wang got a big pimple. The doctor just popped it and told me to wash up next time. WHAT A RELIEF. BTW, this all happened in Fairfax County (thats how its relevant to this site).
Re: PAINFUL
Posted by:
Agent Cody Banks
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Date: November 25, 2008 10:58PM
Son, bring your penis to the lab so I can run some preliminary tests.
Re: PAINFUL
Posted by:
Bob
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Date: November 26, 2008 12:37AM
Wow. First time, huh? Congratulations.
By the way, "pussy juice" isn't an irritant, it's just that the only girl who would have sex with you doesn't keep herself very clean.
I'm surprised this all happened in Fairfax County. Usually guys like you get laid by a girl they met at summer camp in Canada, and we wouldn't know her.
By the way, "pussy juice" isn't an irritant, it's just that the only girl who would have sex with you doesn't keep herself very clean.
I'm surprised this all happened in Fairfax County. Usually guys like you get laid by a girl they met at summer camp in Canada, and we wouldn't know her.
Re: PAINFUL
Posted by:
spunky
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Date: November 26, 2008 12:52AM
Yes, and man relish can cause cancer in women.
Re: PAINFUL
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 26, 2008 02:39AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/16/2012 02:47PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/16/2012 02:47PM by Alias.
Re: PAINFUL
Posted by:
Bob
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Date: November 26, 2008 02:50AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Bob, did you have a similar irritant on your penis
> when you had intercourse with an anus?
No alias. But we can always tell when you get home after last call and had too much to drink.
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> Bob, did you have a similar irritant on your penis
> when you had intercourse with an anus?
No alias. But we can always tell when you get home after last call and had too much to drink.
Re: PAINFUL
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 26, 2008 02:54AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/16/2012 02:46PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/16/2012 02:46PM by Alias.
Re: PAINFUL
Posted by:
Bob
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Date: November 26, 2008 03:01AM
Sleep it off Alias.
You post much more intelligent stuff when you aren't coming back from the bar late at night. When you come home a little too drunk, you just post angry or stupid comments.
They say when people's personalities change when they drink, they have a drinking problem. You should look into that.
You post much more intelligent stuff when you aren't coming back from the bar late at night. When you come home a little too drunk, you just post angry or stupid comments.
They say when people's personalities change when they drink, they have a drinking problem. You should look into that.
Re: PAINFUL
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 26, 2008 03:02AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/16/2012 02:45PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/16/2012 02:45PM by Alias.
Re: PAINFUL
Posted by:
Saila Way
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Date: November 26, 2008 02:15PM
I don't think Alias is coming home from any bar for that matter. I believe he's at work doing overnight server maintenence and his first name begins with an "R".
Re: PAINFUL
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 26, 2008 02:37PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/16/2012 02:43PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/16/2012 02:43PM by Alias.
Re: PAINFUL
Posted by:
sailA Way
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Date: November 26, 2008 02:53PM
Then you were waiting tables at Outback Steakhouse. Are your onion's bloomin'?
Re: PAINFUL
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 26, 2008 03:43PM
;l
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/17/2012 12:52PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/17/2012 12:52PM by Alias.