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What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
Tia2
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Date: June 25, 2007 12:43PM
Come in five different colors...
Have a great day!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/25/2007 12:44PM by Tia2.
Have a great day!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/25/2007 12:44PM by Tia2.
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
RESton Peace
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Date: June 25, 2007 07:55PM
One time I was sick and when I came, it was seven colors... I immediately went to the hospital.
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
Nik
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Date: June 26, 2007 09:00AM
I knew someone was going to say that.
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WHERE'S THE BEEF
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WHERE'S THE BEEF
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
Tia2
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Date: June 26, 2007 11:49AM
Yeah - me too...
How bout this one:
What does an elephant and milk have in common?
They both come in quarts...
How bout this one:
What does an elephant and milk have in common?
They both come in quarts...
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
Nik
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Date: June 27, 2007 09:18AM
HAHAHA, well played
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WHERE'S THE BEEF
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WHERE'S THE BEEF
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
SRE
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Date: June 27, 2007 10:38AM
Tia2 Wrote:
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> Yeah - me too...
>
> How bout this one:
>
> What does an elephant and milk have in common?
>
>
>
> They both come in quarts...
You sound like you have "first hand" experience with this matter... HHHhhhmmmmmm?
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> Yeah - me too...
>
> How bout this one:
>
> What does an elephant and milk have in common?
>
>
>
> They both come in quarts...
You sound like you have "first hand" experience with this matter... HHHhhhmmmmmm?
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
Tia2
()
Date: June 27, 2007 12:06PM
Dear SRE,
If the man does what he needs to...maybe...
If the man does what he needs to...maybe...
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
SRE
()
Date: June 27, 2007 02:18PM
Tia2 Wrote:
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> Dear SRE,
>
> If the man does what he needs to...maybe...
Very nice ;-}
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> Dear SRE,
>
> If the man does what he needs to...maybe...
Very nice ;-}
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
Tia2
()
Date: June 27, 2007 03:05PM
Thanks!
Got any to share - I'm referring to jokes by the way...
Got any to share - I'm referring to jokes by the way...
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
Tia2
()
Date: June 29, 2007 10:02AM
OK - here's some clean ones:
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here, I'm going on ahead...
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe...
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here, I'm going on ahead...
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe...
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
SRE
()
Date: June 29, 2007 10:06AM
Why do witches wear pointed hats?
To keep their head warm!
To keep their head warm!
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
Tia2
()
Date: June 29, 2007 10:18AM
So sad SRE...
I know you have more to offer..
I know you have more to offer..
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
SRE
()
Date: June 29, 2007 10:32AM
Sorry..... I'm stuck in a cube farm, and I checked my brain at the door.
An elderly doctor and a Presbyterian minister were seated next to each
other on the plane. The plane was delayed at the start due to some
technical problems. Just after taking off, the pilot offered his apologies
to the passengers and announced that a round of free drinks would be
served.
When the charming air-hostess came round with the trolley, the doctor
ordered a gin and tonic for himself. The hostess then asked the minister
whether he wanted anything. He replied, "Oh no, thank you. I would
rather commit adultery than drink alcohol."
The elderly doctor promptly handed back his gin and tonic to the
air-hostess and said, "Madam, I did not know there was a choice."
An elderly doctor and a Presbyterian minister were seated next to each
other on the plane. The plane was delayed at the start due to some
technical problems. Just after taking off, the pilot offered his apologies
to the passengers and announced that a round of free drinks would be
served.
When the charming air-hostess came round with the trolley, the doctor
ordered a gin and tonic for himself. The hostess then asked the minister
whether he wanted anything. He replied, "Oh no, thank you. I would
rather commit adultery than drink alcohol."
The elderly doctor promptly handed back his gin and tonic to the
air-hostess and said, "Madam, I did not know there was a choice."
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
SRE
()
Date: June 29, 2007 10:47AM
One more try.....
why did the monkey fall outta the tree?
because he was dead...
why did the other monkey fall outta the tree?
because he was dead too...
why did the third monkey fall outta the tree?
peer pressure...
why did the monkey fall outta the tree?
because he was dead...
why did the other monkey fall outta the tree?
because he was dead too...
why did the third monkey fall outta the tree?
peer pressure...
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
Tia2
()
Date: June 29, 2007 10:47AM
Nice....
Hmmmm - sense of humor too...
Hmmmm - sense of humor too...
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
Tia2
()
Date: June 29, 2007 11:28AM
How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?
She's the one with the dirty knees...
She's the one with the dirty knees...
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
SRE
()
Date: June 29, 2007 11:48AM
Sex is not the answer.....
Sex is the question!
Yes is the answer!
(Always remember to pillage before you burn!)
Things that come around, go around. Things that go around get reallydizzy and fall over.
Sex is the question!
Yes is the answer!
(Always remember to pillage before you burn!)
Things that come around, go around. Things that go around get reallydizzy and fall over.
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
Tia2
()
Date: June 29, 2007 11:58AM
A teacher asks little Johnny's class the following:
"If 4 birds are on a fence and someone fires a gun and shoots one, how many are left?"
Little Johnny proudly answers "None, because the others flew away when they heard the gun!"
The teacher says, "The answer I was looking for was three, but I like your thinking!"
So little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher responds, "I guess it's the one that's gobbling down?"
Little Johnny says, "No, it's the one with the wedding ring but I like your thinking!"
"If 4 birds are on a fence and someone fires a gun and shoots one, how many are left?"
Little Johnny proudly answers "None, because the others flew away when they heard the gun!"
The teacher says, "The answer I was looking for was three, but I like your thinking!"
So little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher responds, "I guess it's the one that's gobbling down?"
Little Johnny says, "No, it's the one with the wedding ring but I like your thinking!"
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
ya
()
Date: June 29, 2007 12:25PM
Two faggots posted crappy jokes in a stupid ass fucking joke thread.
What is....SRE and Tia2???
What is....SRE and Tia2???
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
SRE
()
Date: June 29, 2007 12:43PM
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
(Don't worry "ya", you would not understand this one anyway. See ya under the Plasma)
(Don't worry "ya", you would not understand this one anyway. See ya under the Plasma)
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
Tia2
()
Date: June 29, 2007 01:02PM
ya Wrote:
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> Two faggots posted crappy jokes in a stupid ass
> fucking joke thread.
>
> What is....SRE and Tia2???
Still so angry ya?
I thought you were going to "chill the #@$% out!
Re: What do you find sexy?
Posted by: ya (IP Logged)
Date: June 28, 2007 11:37AM
I will try and chill the fuck out.
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> Two faggots posted crappy jokes in a stupid ass
> fucking joke thread.
>
> What is....SRE and Tia2???
Still so angry ya?
I thought you were going to "chill the #@$% out!
Re: What do you find sexy?
Posted by: ya (IP Logged)
Date: June 28, 2007 11:37AM
I will try and chill the fuck out.
Re: What can a roll of lifesavers do that you can't do?
Posted by:
ferfux
()
Date: June 29, 2007 01:15PM
SRE Wrote:
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> Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ...
> Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
Oh Schnapp! VW Representing Deutcheland yo! unpimp your Autooo
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> Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ...
> Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
Oh Schnapp! VW Representing Deutcheland yo! unpimp your Autooo