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I miss living in NoVa. California women don't look like this. Ever.
Posted by: Dat ass ()
Date: April 24, 2013 10:53AM

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Re: I miss living in NoVa. California women don't look like this. Ever.
Posted by: Re Al Ity ()
Date: April 24, 2013 11:13AM

Lived there...

Despite what some would like you to believe I can tell you firsthand that the reality is there are 20X more short fat Mexican chicks that look just like that there than here. We seem to be catching up fast though.

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Re: I miss living in NoVa. California women don't look like this. Ever.
Posted by: No mas hispanicas ()
Date: April 24, 2013 11:14AM

Yup, typical lumpy, uneducated Hispanic. I'm shocked she went into the fast food dump for her food. Usually they just pull up into the drive-thru in their shitty Nissan Sentra/Toyota Corolla with the El Salvador sticker on the back window.

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Re: I miss living in NoVa. California women don't look like this. Ever.
Posted by: Truth in Advertising ()
Date: April 24, 2013 12:07PM

Do those pants really say "Sexy Style?"

I want to dip my eyeballs in gasoline after that sight.

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Re: I miss living in NoVa. California women don't look like this. Ever.
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 24, 2013 12:38PM

abelard noted that many of the California girls he had contact with sported phony boobs and acted like airheads. (I might be adding the airhead part.... )

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Re: I miss living in NoVa. California women don't look like this. Ever.
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: April 24, 2013 12:50PM

Large locust

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Re: I miss living in NoVa. California women don't look like this. Ever.
Posted by: Salt Pork ()
Date: April 24, 2013 01:05PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Large locust


+1000 that's fucking funny!

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Re: I miss living in NoVa. California women don't look like this. Ever.
Posted by: kick them out ()
Date: April 24, 2013 11:21PM

Alias Wrote:
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> abelard noted that many of the California girls he
> had contact with sported phony boobs and acted
> like airheads. (I might be adding the airhead
> part.... )


I'm actually real prejudiced against Jews, Hispanics, and Chinese people. They're dirty people who don't hold the same values or traditions as my family.

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Re: I miss living in NoVa. California women don't look like this. Ever.
Posted by: Chinese people? ()
Date: April 25, 2013 01:27AM

kick them out Wrote:
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> I'm actually real prejudiced against Jews,
> Hispanics, and Chinese people. They're dirty
> people who don't hold the same values or
> traditions as my family.


real prejudiced?

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Re: I miss living in NoVa. California women don't look like this. Ever.
Posted by: 17 ()
Date: April 25, 2013 01:43AM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Large locust

A female who feeds off of the male population until they are barren and left with nothing.

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Re: I miss living in NoVa. California women don't look like this. Ever.
Posted by: Calinative ()
Date: April 25, 2013 02:10PM

Most of you are getting images from TV or from having visited the coastal cities - San Diego, LA, San Fran. The touristy and trendy spots are self selecting and result in healthier, wealthier, and sexier looking people.

I invite you go to where a lot of Californians live (i.e., more than 15 miles from the ocean). Places like Ontario, Sacramento, Fresno, Bakersfield, El Cajon, etc.

They don't all look like Kate Upton - that I can guarantee you.

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Re: I miss living in NoVa. California women don't look like this. Ever.
Posted by: wheres waldo ()
Date: April 25, 2013 05:00PM

Go to areas that have residents with German backgrounds, they are usually the hottest babes. Although I have no use for the boorish Shitsburgh PA people they do have quite a few hotties in stock.

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Re: I miss living in NoVa. California women don't look like this. Ever.
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: April 26, 2013 06:55AM

Calinative Wrote:
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> I invite you go to where a lot of Californians
> live (i.e., more than 15 miles from the ocean).
> Places like Ontario, Sacramento, Fresno,
> Bakersfield, El Cajon, et

The are plenty of trashy redneck types around the Inland Empire.

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Re: I miss living in NoVa. California women don't look like this. Ever.
Posted by: Ulie ()
Date: April 26, 2013 08:08AM

That picture nails it. GO into any retail store along Rt. 50 in Chantilly and all the shoplifters look like this bag of poo.

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