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I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants
Posted by: Dan Snyder ()
Date: August 23, 2008 09:18PM

It is halftime at the Skins pre-season game against the Carolina Panthers. The Panthers are leading 34 to 0. I just put a call into the coach to tell him to put in the new QB. I called and said, "Spurrier, put in Jeff George." The coach said, "Who?" I said, "Quit screwing with me Norv! You're blowing the game!! Where is Patrick Ramsey!? Why isn't he in there?" Still nothing. Finally I said, "Thank God for Tim Hasselbeck. Play the kid, Marty." What the hell is up with Robiskie anyway? I gave him three games to turn the season around and he failed!

All I can say is thank God Six Flags is doing so well!

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Re: I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants
Posted by: KeepOnTruckin ()
Date: August 23, 2008 09:51PM

Sounds like you are going to need some new pants.

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Re: I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants
Posted by: Dan Snyder ()
Date: August 23, 2008 10:32PM

KeepOnTruckin Wrote:
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> Sounds like you are going to need some new pants.


I need a new coach and team.

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Re: I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants
Posted by: Doxie ()
Date: August 23, 2008 10:56PM

A Tom Cruise sized load can't be bigger than than anything a miniature dachshund puts out.

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Re: I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: August 24, 2008 12:41AM

To keep this out of the off topic forum, shouldnt it read "I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants in Fairfax County"?

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Re: I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: August 24, 2008 09:48PM

SKINS 6-10

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Re: I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: August 25, 2008 01:49AM

Skins 0-16, Zorn and Cerrato fired by mid-season.

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Re: I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: August 25, 2008 07:51AM

I've said this time and time again...

THE SKINS SUCK

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Re: I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants
Posted by: WashingToneLocian ()
Date: August 25, 2008 09:46AM

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> Skins 0-16, Zorn and Cerrato fired by mid-season.


I might have to go back to my original prediction of 2-14. If that happens, Snyder may can Zorn at the end of the season. It all depends on whether or not Bill Cowher is ready to come back and if Snyder can bamboozle Zorn into taking less than his full contract to leave. Cerrato is safe because he sucks Danny Boys schlong.

One thing I hadn't realized until this weekend, though. The offensive coordinator, who was picked and hired by Snyder and Cerrato separately from Zorn, has NEVER run a West Coast offense. Can you believe that??? What the hell are they thinking?

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Re: I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 25, 2008 10:48AM

I would be just as pissed to see that crybaby Bill Cowher come to DC. Whenever he shows his face on TV anymore, he's always crying or about to cry.

I don't think football players should EVER cry in public. I'm sick of this new generation of players and coaches that cry at the Hall of Fame, at Super Bowls and in commercials. Cry all you want at home, but don't let the kids see your grown up ass crying.

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Re: I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants
Posted by: nice! ()
Date: December 25, 2012 10:46AM

Dan Snyder Wrote:
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> It is halftime at the Skins pre-season game
> against the Carolina Panthers. The Panthers are
> leading 34 to 0. I just put a call into the coach
> to tell him to put in the new QB. I called and
> said, "Spurrier, put in Jeff George." The coach
> said, "Who?" I said, "Quit screwing with me Norv!
> You're blowing the game!! Where is Patrick
> Ramsey!? Why isn't he in there?" Still nothing.
> Finally I said, "Thank God for Tim Hasselbeck.
> Play the kid, Marty." What the hell is up with
> Robiskie anyway? I gave him three games to turn
> the season around and he failed!
>
> All I can say is thank God Six Flags is doing so
> well!

nice!

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Re: I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants
Posted by: nostradamus ()
Date: December 25, 2012 09:12PM

By the way, the skins are going to get their asses kicked on Sunday night. Sorry Dan, you're going to look like a punk in the owners box, again.

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Re: I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants
Posted by: terryrobiskie ()
Date: December 25, 2012 09:49PM

nostradamus Wrote:
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> By the way, the skins are going to get their asses
> kicked on Sunday night. Sorry Dan, you're going
> to look like a punk in the owners box, again.

Based on what? How awesome the Cowfucks are? In case you didn't notice, they suck.

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Re: I Just Dropped A Tom Cruise-Sized Load in my Pants
Posted by: Crystal ball testicle ()
Date: December 25, 2012 09:54PM

The crystal ball says boys win by 3 in OT.

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