When I see this psychotic bitch driving a Prius it will be a
cold day in Hell. She cant even make a decent porno flick and
thinks she's a celebrity? Those "wrinkly old guys" arent
fantasizing about her. She isnt even a "pin-up girl" for our
soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. Anybody who would even think
about sexual relations with her is just too lazy to masturbate.

Paris Hilton says DUI arrest ‘was nothing’


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

What's it say about McCain's campaign when Paris Hilton can effectively bitch-slap the candidate? I never thought I would say this about Paris, but this response is brilliant.

WashingToneLocian Wrote:
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> What's it say about McCain's campaign when Paris
> Hilton can effectively bitch-slap the candidate? I
> never thought I would say this about Paris, but
> this response is brilliant.

Obama was going to respond, but the teleprompter was broken.

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> Obama was going to respond, but the teleprompter
> was broken.


I would rather have a President who uses a teleprompter than one who sounds like this when speaking off the cuff...

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> Paris Hilton says DUI arrest ‘was nothing’


So did our current Fearless Leader. And he can't remember if he ever used the hard stuff.

And according to his mother, Fealrless Leader must be a liar.

Leaders mom said "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." No a man is required to remember every "special" he has recieved, but a man is NO required to remember if he had done the hard stuff?

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> > Obama was going to respond, but the
> teleprompter
> > was broken.
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>
> I would rather have a President who uses a
> teleprompter than one who sounds like this when
> speaking off the cuff...
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>
>

So, you want one that sounds like this --

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUCVL2tLICg

or this --

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrsBKGpwi58

or this --

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-l2f7TWZjs

Speaking of Paris though, did Obama open the door when he said:

"Andy Warhol said we all get our 15 minutes of fame," says Barack Obama. "I've already had an hour and a half. I mean, I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse."

-Washington Post, February 24, 2005.

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> > >
> > > Obama was going to respond, but the
> > teleprompter
> > > was broken.
> >
> >
> > I would rather have a President who uses a
> > teleprompter than one who sounds like this when
> > speaking off the cuff...
> >
> >
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> So, you want one that sounds like this --
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUCVL2tLICg
>
> or this --
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrsBKGpwi58
>
> or this --
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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-l2f7TWZjs
>
Oh, that is awesome. Obama's health care plan - breathalyzers for ashmatics. Lord knows we can have drunk ashmatics running around! Can we all agree what a blithering boob this bufoon is?

God smart girls are so HOT! Paris has my Vote. SHE sounded, like So fucking hot right there when she said a hybrid of both energy policies. Major Boner time! SCHWING!

Paris Hilton has more intelligence than Sarah Palin. That says a lot.