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No time to read all of that. It is likely meaningless anyway. I recommend everyone simply take five minutes and shove paperclip ends behind any available fingernails. It will take less time and be less painful.
pgens Wrote: >>> No time to read all of that. It is likely meaningless anyway. I recommend everyone simply take five minutes and shove paperclip ends behind any available fingernails. It will take less time and be less painful.
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> pgens Wrote:
> >>> No time to read all of that. It is likely
> meaningless anyway. I recommend everyone simply
> take five minutes and shove paperclip ends behind
> any available fingernails. It will take less time
> and be less painful.
>
>
> Hey pgens- we don't give a fuck!!!
1. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
2. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
3. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
4. Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
5. Disgust "Fuck me."
6. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
7. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
8. Despair "Fucked again..."
9. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
10. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
11. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
12. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
13. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
14. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
15. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
16. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
17. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
18. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
19. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
20. Directions "Fuck off."
21. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic
Trolls cut and past full articles from the NY Times on Forums like this. If EJ wants to be less troll-like in the future, I suggest he pull a line or two from the article that summarizes the main points and then add a link to the article. Otherwise, no one will bother reading it and will, instead, spend many happy hours making fun of EJ's fucking ineptitude.