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Kidney Stone!
Posted by: Richard Hurtz ()
Date: February 05, 2013 05:15PM

God Damn it hurts! Like pissing out a razor blade!

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Re: Kidney Stone!
Posted by: JRR ()
Date: February 05, 2013 05:46PM

You are not describing a kidney stone. They don't hurt when you're pissing. They hurt in your abdomen, generally toward the back. The stone hurts when it's coming down your ureter from your kidneys to your bladder, not from your bladder through your urethra. You're either putting up a fake post or you've got some other problem, like maybe the clap.

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Re: Kidney Stone!
Posted by: Richard Hurtz ()
Date: February 05, 2013 06:28PM

It sure as hell does hurt as its moving through the urethera from the bladder and is larger than the urethera. It came out, roughly spherical with the texture of medium grit sandpaper, which it why it hurt as it was scraping the whole way.

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Re: Kidney Stone!
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: February 05, 2013 07:15PM

JRR Wrote:
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> You are not describing a kidney stone. They don't
> hurt when you're pissing. They hurt in your
> abdomen, generally toward the back. The stone
> hurts when it's coming down your ureter from your
> kidneys to your bladder, not from your bladder
> through your urethra. You're either putting up a
> fake post or you've got some other problem, like
> maybe the clap.


Totally untrue. I get one about once a year, so I consider myself an expert. Yeah, you get the ache and stuff in the back and nuts, but when the stone gets into your dick it can burn and sting like hell.

EDIT: Once it gets into your bladder and moving through your dick, it feels like you have to piss constantly, at least for me. I've had some big mothers come out - like 2-4mm and mine are generally triangular with sharp ass edges. Look like fucking shark's teeth. Crazy.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/05/2013 07:17PM by Warhawk.

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Re: Kidney Stone!
Posted by: Denali ()
Date: February 05, 2013 10:48PM

Having had three major episodes with kidney stones - just hope that the stone isn't so big it gets stuck. The doc had to roto-rooter it out of me. Then they left a stent in it with a long piece of fishing line tied to it. I don't know if it was worse having the stone or having a piece of fishing line sticking out of my dick.

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Re: Kidney Stone!
Posted by: Just Say No ()
Date: February 06, 2013 12:56AM

JRR, why did you feel compelled to comment when you clearly have no f***ing clue? I'll SHOW you a kidney stone that I peed out - that's right, I saved it! - and you can tell me if or not you think it f***ing hurt.

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Re: Kidney Stone!
Posted by: Ouch! ()
Date: February 06, 2013 05:28PM

Denali Wrote:
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> The doc had to roto-rooter it out of me.
> Then they left a stent in it with a long piece of
> fishing line tied to it. I don't know if it was
> worse having the stone or having a piece of
> fishing line sticking out of my dick.

I had to have two laser-blasted out of me. Damn laser/light/grabber/basket
tool shoved up my dick! Look up laser lithotripsy on Wikipedia.

I wish I just had fishing line sticking out of my dick.

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Re: Kidney Stone!
Posted by: Try ()
Date: February 06, 2013 06:52PM

Having a baby.

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Re: Kidney Stone!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 06, 2013 08:54PM

Momma said life awaits, like a...

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Re: Kidney Stone!
Posted by: Denali ()
Date: February 06, 2013 08:57PM

Ouch! Wrote:
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> Denali Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The doc had to roto-rooter it out of me.
> > Then they left a stent in it with a long piece
> of
> > fishing line tied to it. I don't know if it
> was
> > worse having the stone or having a piece of
> > fishing line sticking out of my dick.
>
> I had to have two laser-blasted out of me. Damn
> laser/light/grabber/basket
> tool shoved up my dick! Look up laser lithotripsy
> on Wikipedia.
>
> I wish I just had fishing line sticking out of my
> dick.

Read my account again, I had the invasive procedure of them sticking something up my dick - just like you had. They had to leave a stent inside to prevent the ureter from closing up. Oh, the point of the fishing line is that they have to pull the stent out - without any anesthesia. All great fun.

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