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GUBBA MENT CLOSED ON DEC 24TH
Posted by:
WOW!!!!
()
Date: December 21, 2012 02:47PM
FOR ALL OF US GUBBA MENT WORKERS READ BELOW!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!!
THE WHITE HOUSE
Office of the Press Secretary
For Immediate Release December 21, 2012
EXECUTIVE ORDER
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CLOSING OF EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENTS AND AGENCIES OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ON MONDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2012
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as follows:
Section 1. All executive branch departments and agencies of the Federal Government shall be closed and their employees excused from duty on Monday, December 24, 2012, the day before Christmas Day, except as provided in section 2 of this order.
Sec. 2. The heads of executive branch departments and agencies may determine that certain offices and installations of their organizations, or parts thereof, must remain open and that certain employees must report for duty on December 24, 2012, for reasons of national security, defense, or other public need.
Sec. 3. Monday, December 24, 2012, shall be considered as falling within the scope of Executive Order 11582 of February 11, 1971, and of 5 U.S.C. 5546 and 6103(b) and other similar statutes insofar as they relate to the pay and leave of employees of the United States.
Sec. 4. The Director of the Office of Personnel Management shall take such actions as may be necessary to implement this order.
Sec. 5. General Provisions. (a) This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable law and subject to the availability of appropriations.
(b) Nothing in this order shall be construed to impair or otherwise affect:
(i) the authority granted by law to an executive department or agency, or the head thereof; or
(ii) the functions of the Director of the Office of Management and Budget relating to budgetary, administrative, or legislative proposals.
(c) This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.
BARACK OBAMA
THE WHITE HOUSE,
December 21, 2012.
# # #
THE WHITE HOUSE
Office of the Press Secretary
For Immediate Release December 21, 2012
EXECUTIVE ORDER
- - - - - - -
CLOSING OF EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENTS AND AGENCIES OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ON MONDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2012
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as follows:
Section 1. All executive branch departments and agencies of the Federal Government shall be closed and their employees excused from duty on Monday, December 24, 2012, the day before Christmas Day, except as provided in section 2 of this order.
Sec. 2. The heads of executive branch departments and agencies may determine that certain offices and installations of their organizations, or parts thereof, must remain open and that certain employees must report for duty on December 24, 2012, for reasons of national security, defense, or other public need.
Sec. 3. Monday, December 24, 2012, shall be considered as falling within the scope of Executive Order 11582 of February 11, 1971, and of 5 U.S.C. 5546 and 6103(b) and other similar statutes insofar as they relate to the pay and leave of employees of the United States.
Sec. 4. The Director of the Office of Personnel Management shall take such actions as may be necessary to implement this order.
Sec. 5. General Provisions. (a) This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable law and subject to the availability of appropriations.
(b) Nothing in this order shall be construed to impair or otherwise affect:
(i) the authority granted by law to an executive department or agency, or the head thereof; or
(ii) the functions of the Director of the Office of Management and Budget relating to budgetary, administrative, or legislative proposals.
(c) This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.
BARACK OBAMA
THE WHITE HOUSE,
December 21, 2012.
# # #
Re: GUBBA MENT CLOSED ON DEC 24TH
Posted by:
XVEJ6
()
Date: December 21, 2012 02:49PM
WOW!!!! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> FOR ALL OF US GUBBA MENT WORKERS READ BELOW!!!!!!!
> THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!!
>
> THE WHITE HOUSE
> Office of the Press Secretary
> For Immediate Release December 21, 2012
> EXECUTIVE ORDER
> - - - - - - -
> CLOSING OF EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENTS AND AGENCIES OF
> THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ON MONDAY, DECEMBER 24,
> 2012
> By the authority vested in me as President by the
> Constitution and the laws of the United States of
> America, it is hereby ordered as follows:
> Section 1. All executive branch departments and
> agencies of the Federal Government shall be closed
> and their employees excused from duty on Monday,
> December 24, 2012, the day before Christmas Day,
> except as provided in section 2 of this order.
> Sec. 2. The heads of executive branch departments
> and agencies may determine that certain offices
> and installations of their organizations, or parts
> thereof, must remain open and that certain
> employees must report for duty on December 24,
> 2012, for reasons of national security, defense,
> or other public need.
> Sec. 3. Monday, December 24, 2012, shall be
> considered as falling within the scope of
> Executive Order 11582 of February 11, 1971, and of
> 5 U.S.C. 5546 and 6103(b) and other similar
> statutes insofar as they relate to the pay and
> leave of employees of the United States.
> Sec. 4. The Director of the Office of Personnel
> Management shall take such actions as may be
> necessary to implement this order.
> Sec. 5. General Provisions. (a) This order shall
> be implemented consistent with applicable law and
> subject to the availability of appropriations.
> (b) Nothing in this order shall be construed to
> impair or otherwise affect:
> (i) the authority granted by law to an executive
> department or agency, or the head thereof; or
> (ii) the functions of the Director of the Office
> of Management and Budget relating to budgetary,
> administrative, or legislative proposals.
> (c) This order is not intended to, and does not,
> create any right or benefit, substantive or
> procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any
> party against the United States, its departments,
> agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or
> agents, or any other person.
> BARACK OBAMA
> THE WHITE HOUSE,
> December 21, 2012.
> # # #
Attachments:
-------------------------------------------------------
> FOR ALL OF US GUBBA MENT WORKERS READ BELOW!!!!!!!
> THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!!
>
> THE WHITE HOUSE
> Office of the Press Secretary
> For Immediate Release December 21, 2012
> EXECUTIVE ORDER
> - - - - - - -
> CLOSING OF EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENTS AND AGENCIES OF
> THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ON MONDAY, DECEMBER 24,
> 2012
> By the authority vested in me as President by the
> Constitution and the laws of the United States of
> America, it is hereby ordered as follows:
> Section 1. All executive branch departments and
> agencies of the Federal Government shall be closed
> and their employees excused from duty on Monday,
> December 24, 2012, the day before Christmas Day,
> except as provided in section 2 of this order.
> Sec. 2. The heads of executive branch departments
> and agencies may determine that certain offices
> and installations of their organizations, or parts
> thereof, must remain open and that certain
> employees must report for duty on December 24,
> 2012, for reasons of national security, defense,
> or other public need.
> Sec. 3. Monday, December 24, 2012, shall be
> considered as falling within the scope of
> Executive Order 11582 of February 11, 1971, and of
> 5 U.S.C. 5546 and 6103(b) and other similar
> statutes insofar as they relate to the pay and
> leave of employees of the United States.
> Sec. 4. The Director of the Office of Personnel
> Management shall take such actions as may be
> necessary to implement this order.
> Sec. 5. General Provisions. (a) This order shall
> be implemented consistent with applicable law and
> subject to the availability of appropriations.
> (b) Nothing in this order shall be construed to
> impair or otherwise affect:
> (i) the authority granted by law to an executive
> department or agency, or the head thereof; or
> (ii) the functions of the Director of the Office
> of Management and Budget relating to budgetary,
> administrative, or legislative proposals.
> (c) This order is not intended to, and does not,
> create any right or benefit, substantive or
> procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any
> party against the United States, its departments,
> agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or
> agents, or any other person.
> BARACK OBAMA
> THE WHITE HOUSE,
> December 21, 2012.
> # # #
Attachments:
Re: GUBBA MENT CLOSED ON DEC 24TH
Posted by:
architect
()
Date: December 21, 2012 02:49PM
About time a decision was made for Christmas Eve.
Re: GUBBA MENT CLOSED ON DEC 24TH
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: December 21, 2012 02:54PM
With no government workers or school buses on the highway, it might even be a reasonable drive that morning.
Re: GUBBA MENT CLOSED ON DEC 24TH
Posted by:
hardworker
()
Date: December 21, 2012 04:08PM
That order took about, what, 500 words to say a simple "take Monday off"
Typical bureaucrat make-work \ doublespeak bullshit.
This is what we are paying for ladies and gentlemen.
Typical bureaucrat make-work \ doublespeak bullshit.
This is what we are paying for ladies and gentlemen.
Re: GUBBA MENT CLOSED ON DEC 24TH
Posted by:
Gov't. Mule
()
Date: December 21, 2012 04:09PM
I'm sleepin' in!
Re: GUBBA MENT CLOSED ON DEC 24TH
Posted by:
Thinker Man
()
Date: December 21, 2012 04:11PM
hardworker Wrote:
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> That order took about, what, 500 words to say a
> simple "take Monday off"
>
> Typical bureaucrat make-work \ doublespeak
> bullshit.
>
> This is what we are paying for ladies and
> gentlemen.
THAT'S your complaint, that the EO is verbose? REALLY?!?!?
Most people you knw think you're a douche, right?
-------------------------------------------------------
> That order took about, what, 500 words to say a
> simple "take Monday off"
>
> Typical bureaucrat make-work \ doublespeak
> bullshit.
>
> This is what we are paying for ladies and
> gentlemen.
THAT'S your complaint, that the EO is verbose? REALLY?!?!?
Most people you knw think you're a douche, right?