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Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Joker ()
Date: December 14, 2012 05:55PM

This might be inappropriate but...

"JOKE THREAD!"
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Joker ()
Date: December 14, 2012 06:01PM

What... No one?
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: TOO SOON? ()
Date: December 14, 2012 06:17PM

TOO SOON DUDE.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Marilyn Manson Fan ()
Date: December 14, 2012 06:28PM

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Somebody cue up the MARILYN MANSON THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE music please....

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Feels Bad, Dude ()
Date: December 14, 2012 07:54PM

I was gonna type a funny one I thought of today, but realized that it's probably gonna be very bad karma for me.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: HOA MGR ()
Date: December 14, 2012 07:56PM

William Moreno, that is not very nice. Too soon.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: BigK ()
Date: December 14, 2012 08:12PM

WRONG...this is a bunch of 5 to 10 year old kids.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 14, 2012 08:20PM


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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 14, 2012 08:25PM

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LMAO I thought of "Beware! Children at Play" when I first saw the news today.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 14, 2012 08:32PM

This is terrible.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: jason b. ()
Date: December 14, 2012 11:07PM

Why did the shooter kill all the kids? He was a strong proponent of No Child Left Behind.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: James ()
Date: December 15, 2012 12:16AM

Fuck everybody who's posting jokes on here.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: jason b. ()
Date: December 15, 2012 12:36AM

Shut up and suck my balls.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Nope ()
Date: December 15, 2012 02:03AM

Wow, so guys are so cool and edy XD you must be so proud.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Nope ()
Date: December 15, 2012 02:04AM

*Edgy

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Alan The Awful Asshole ()
Date: December 15, 2012 02:08AM

I was flipping through the channels today and I happened to see a program called "Elementary". I guarantee that they'll pull the show off the air/change the title.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 15, 2012 03:40AM

Nope Wrote:
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> Wow, so guys are so cool and edy XD you must be so
> proud.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Unlikely ()
Date: December 15, 2012 03:45AM

Alan The Awful Asshole Wrote:
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> I was flipping through the channels today and I
> happened to see a program called "Elementary". I
> guarantee that they'll pull the show off the
> air/change the title.


Unlikely. Unless enough people as dumb as you petition to have it taken off "for the sake of the children" or some dumb shit like that.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Johnnnny ()
Date: December 15, 2012 04:18AM

Hot or Not: the woman crying on her cell phone about her sister right after the shooting ???

I say Hot!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: jason b. ()
Date: December 15, 2012 12:23PM

Definitely hot.... tears of anguish only made it hotter!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Pissed off ()
Date: December 15, 2012 02:23PM

What the hell?1? Is this funny to you because for those grieving parents, its not. Have some fucking compassion you asswipe. 27 kids were killed. Hope I made your day fuckhead

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: James Holmes ()
Date: December 15, 2012 02:31PM

Pissed off Wrote:
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> What the hell?1? Is this funny to you because for
> those grieving parents, its not. Have some fucking
> compassion you asswipe. 27 kids were killed. Hope
> I made your day fuckhead


Wrong faggot, 20 kids were killed.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Topheavy ()
Date: December 15, 2012 02:43PM

Pissed off, I agree with you. This is NOT a laughing matter and those of you who think you can joke about the 20 innocent, beautiful lives that were taken by some sick and deranged asshole are just as sick and deranged as that asshole. As someone else wrote that he thought of a joke or something, but decided that he better shut up or his Karma would be fucked up. That's what we all need to do. Shut up, if you can't say something nice or considerate, don't say any thing at all. All of you ass wipes that are making jokes and sick comments about this devastating loss should never have children to take of because you don't have what it takes to be a real parent. To be responsible for a child is to be a considerate, passionate and loving person. You can't be that and say these horrible things about innocence. God help you.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: AlexM ()
Date: December 15, 2012 04:13PM

wow. you should be very proud of yourself. making jokes at the expense of innocent five year olds who were murdered. i hope you never have your child murdered right before christmas. you are truly sick.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Superstitious and Silly ()
Date: December 15, 2012 04:33PM

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> wow. you should be very proud of yourself. making
> jokes at the expense of innocent five year olds
> who were murdered. i hope you never have your
> child murdered right before christmas. you are
> truly sick.

Do you think if someone makes a joke about it, it could happen to them?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Proud Parent ()
Date: December 15, 2012 04:38PM

When Jason B. says balls he actually means clit. Uneducated dickless little prick. Pray for Jason B the dumpster baby. His mother also probably fell down stairs while she was pregnant. There's a special place in hell for you Jason.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 05:55PM

What is with you people? Can't you get it through your thit skull? Apparently their's nothing in it, so it shouldn't be that hard. 20 kids, ages 5-10 were killed, 6 adults were killed, and all that you can think to say it "ha,ha,ha! I'll make a joke about this! I most deffinently won't go to hell!" Why can't you pricks watch what you say! These kid's were killed 2 weeks before Christmas, what little kids look forward to, and in what is said to be the safest city in America! I hope that everyone hates you! Fuck off and go to hell! Now have a merry christmas.(saracasium dumb-bell)

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Topheavy ()
Date: December 15, 2012 05:58PM

Superstitious and Silly Wrote:
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> AlexM Wrote:
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> > wow. you should be very proud of yourself.
> making
> > jokes at the expense of innocent five year olds
> > who were murdered. i hope you never have your
> > child murdered right before christmas. you are
> > truly sick.
>
> Do you think if someone makes a joke about it, it
> could happen to them?

Have you not ever heard of Karma? What goes around comes around.? Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.? Yes, it could happen. (IMO) We may not like everyone in the world, but we don't have to be sooooo hateful towards other people. A lot of people die every day at the hands of someone else. It's Just SAD!!!!!!!!!! Grow up people!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Jason B. ()
Date: December 15, 2012 06:02PM

Thanks Proud Parent, but your wife loved my balls; she cleaned them till they sparkled. We got hot and heavy to the news talking about all those dead babies. And thanks for recommending that I be given first class accommodations in Hell. I just want to thank God for loving me enough to build this place for me; always hated cold weather.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 15, 2012 06:09PM

Shooting up schools before it was cool.

Taking it back old school.





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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 15, 2012 06:16PM

The thing I love about these threads is the rightous indignation. That what really makes it so funny. That and the silly superstitions about karma. This is why FFU may be the last fun place on the ever-more controlled internet.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: john smith11 ()
Date: December 15, 2012 06:18PM

i'm about to hit the club tonight. i'll take more shots than a Sandy Hook elementary student

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 06:43PM

So you think that children ages 5-10 and adults being killed in school is funny? Why don't you fuck off dick-head!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 06:46PM

Last message was in reply of tomahawks latest meassage. And, john smith11, not funny, bitch!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 15, 2012 07:01PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> So you think that children ages 5-10 and adults
> being killed in school is funny?

Not really, but watching you melt down over it is hysterical. Keep posting, I'll get some popcorn!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 07:16PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> Hallie Wrote:
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> > So you think that children ages 5-10 and adults
> > being killed in school is funny?
>
> Not really, but watching you melt down over it is
> hysterical. Keep posting, I'll get some popcorn!

Well thanks. and I am not having a meltdown, i am having a heart! unlike some people!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 15, 2012 07:31PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> tomahawk Wrote:
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> > Hallie Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > So you think that children ages 5-10 and
> adults
> > > being killed in school is funny?
> >
> > Not really, but watching you melt down over it
> is
> > hysterical. Keep posting, I'll get some
> popcorn!
>
> Well thanks. and I am not having a meltdown, i am
> having a heart! unlike some people!
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Lucky Louie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 07:56PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> The thing I love about these threads is the
> rightous indignation. That what really makes it so
> funny. That and the silly superstitions about
> karma. This is why FFU may be the last fun place
> on the ever-more controlled internet.

Gamblers and Christians believe in luck.

A black cat crossing in front of you can cause bad luck. So can breaking a mirror, or walking under a ladder.

Jesus, both the baby version and the older, unemployed carpenter one, will make you go to an imaginary place full of fire and mean, cruel fallen angels when you die, if you aren't nice. So behave yourself.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: you lead a sad life ()
Date: December 15, 2012 07:59PM

To anyone who posts a joke, karma is going to kick your ass alot sooner than later. Sometimes karma can take years to develop but in your case lets hope its just a matter of days.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: jason b. ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:00PM

You think the shooter received posthumous college credit for target practice 101?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: chris ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:35PM

Joker Wrote:
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> This might be inappropriate but...
>
> "JOKE THREAD!"fuck you bastard

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:42PM

eesh Wrote:
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> > tomahawk Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Hallie Wrote:
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hahaha! very funny, bitch!
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > So you think that children ages 5-10 and
> > adults
> > > > being killed in school is funny?
> > >
> > > Not really, but watching you melt down over
> it
> > is
> > > hysterical. Keep posting, I'll get some
> > popcorn!
> >
> > Well thanks. and I am not having a meltdown, i
> am
> > having a heart! unlike some people!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:44PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > > > Hallie Wrote:
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> > >
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> >
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> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > So you think that children ages 5-10 and
> > > adults
> > > > > being killed in school is funny?
> > > >
> > > > Not really, but watching you melt down over
> > it
> > > is
> > > > hysterical. Keep posting, I'll get some
> > > popcorn!
> > >
> > > Well thanks. and I am not having a meltdown,
> i
> > am
> > > having a heart! unlike some people!

hahaha. very funny, bitch

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:46PM

hey eesh,

Why don't you fuck off! Your art sucks, your post's suck, and your karma's gonna come back and sucker punch you in the face and kick your ass! and a merry christmas, bitch!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:48PM

Joker Wrote:
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> What... No one?
TOO FUCKING SOON!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: candy ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:50PM

wtf is wrong with u people. why in the fucking hell would u even post shit like this??? would it be funny if your son/daughter or sis/bro or cousins ect were one of those children killed? you all need to get some serious help. karma will be a bitch to you. when you die it'll be one laughing joke!! they were 5 yrs old. barely know their ABCs. you are all heartless disgusting inhuman pieces of shit. its people like you in the world as to why its so fucked up. show some motherfuckin respect. you low life inconsiderate bastards

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: itwasaconspiracy ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:52PM

lol people mad af it is a joke thread and btw laughter is how people get through trauma If you can't laugh at your pain, then they won.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:07PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> hey eesh,
>
> Why don't you fuck off! Your art sucks, your
> post's suck, and your karma's gonna come back and
> sucker punch you in the face and kick your ass!
> and a merry christmas, bitch!
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: john smith11 ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:08PM

You're fucking stupid. First of all karma doesn't exist. Second of all, nobody said that it's funny that these kids died. If you don't like these jokes get the fuck out of here

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: john smith11 ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:08PM

^directed to candy

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Mournful Crow ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:15PM

People, people, people CALM DOWN! Yes the shooting was terrible, yes we will all mourn he 27 deaths that have resulted in this incident, and yes these jokes are indeed a little too soon. But these sorts of school shootings happen all the time all around the world; They just don't get publicized as much. This is really nothing new at all, and the fire will die down in a couple of weeks. These people are simply making lighthearted jokes concerning the issue. It's not that they don't have hearts, or are emotionless psychopaths laughing at someone else's expense and suffering; They are human beings with hearts just like yours, they are simply responding to the shooting in their own way. Some people pray, some people send money, some people use it to promote political agendas, some people actually do something to help, and some people make jokes. Get over it, and don't complain to these people, because you're obviously not going to change the fact that they have a sense of humor. Yes, the shooting was bad. Yes, people died. Yes, the jokes are a little bit too soon, but they're funny as hell, so laugh, pray, and stop bitching. -MC

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: candy ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:17PM

ill have this page reported. thank you marry christmas you all might wanna renew ur ip addresses btw :)

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:20PM

candy Wrote:
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> ill have this page reported. thank you marry
> christmas you all might wanna renew ur ip
> addresses btw :)



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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:24PM

Mournful Crow Wrote:
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> People, people, people CALM DOWN! Yes the shooting
> was terrible, yes we will all mourn he 27 deaths
> that have resulted in this incident, and yes these
> jokes are indeed a little too soon. But these
> sorts of school shootings happen all the time all
> around the world; They just don't get publicized
> as much. This is really nothing new at all, and
> the fire will die down in a couple of weeks. These
> people are simply making lighthearted jokes
> concerning the issue. It's not that they don't
> have hearts, or are emotionless psychopaths
> laughing at someone else's expense and suffering;
> They are human beings with hearts just like yours,
> they are simply responding to the shooting in
> their own way. Some people pray, some people send
> money, some people use it to promote political
> agendas, some people actually do something to
> help, and some people make jokes. Get over it, and
> don't complain to these people, because you're
> obviously not going to change the fact that they
> have a sense of humor. Yes, the shooting was bad.
> Yes, people died. Yes, the jokes are a little bit
> too soon, but they're funny as hell, so laugh,
> pray, and stop bitching. -MC


I'll admit it, we do need to calm down a bit, but they aren't really that funny. Look at the one with the little kids, all dead on the side of the road, faces bloody, eyes rolled in the back of their heads, dead. They loom more like zombies than just dead human beings. These children were 5-10 and most didn't even no their numbers or abc's! If people want to make jokes, than tell them not to post it on the internet if it's about something like this.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Internet Police Officer #423234 ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:31PM

candy Wrote:
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> ill have this page reported. thank you marry
> christmas you all might wanna renew ur ip
> addresses btw :)


Who are you reporting it to, and what law do you believe is being violated?

Just because you are emotional and can't take a joke, doesn't mean the rest of the world needs to fall in line and become distraught and beyond consolation like you.

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Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:47PM

Internet Police Officer #423234 Wrote:
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> candy Wrote:
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> > ill have this page reported. thank you marry
> > christmas you all might wanna renew ur ip
> > addresses btw :)
>
>
> Who are you reporting it to, and what law do you
> believe is being violated?
>
> Just because you are emotional and can't take a
> joke, doesn't mean the rest of the world needs to
> fall in line and become distraught and beyond
> consolation like you.

It doesnt mean she is beyond consolation. Yes, I dont think she/he needs to report the page, but they are just irritated like me at all the jokes people are making about the deaths

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: It's Love All The Same ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:50PM

candy Wrote:
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> ill have this page reported. thank you marry
> christmas you all might wanna renew ur ip
> addresses btw :)

Unfortunately, due to overzealous family values laws, I can no longer marry Christmas.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: JSMITH ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:55PM

I hope all of the people hiding behind there computers and making jokes about this burn in hell it takes a real cowered to post shit like this why dont you post your info so the parents of the kids of this tragedy can confront you.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Only you control your emotions ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:56PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> It doesnt mean she is beyond consolation. Yes, I
> dont think she/he needs to report the page, but
> they are just irritated like me at all the jokes
> people are making about the deaths

Didn't anyone ever tell you that only you are responsible for your emotions, and for how you react to something?

If it irritates you, that is all on you. You can choose to ruminate about this, or you can move along and not let it worry your little mind.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Reading is Fundamental ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:58PM

JSMITH Wrote:
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> I hope all of the people hiding behind there
> computers and making jokes about this burn in hell
> it takes a real cowered to post shit like this why
> dont you post your info so the parents of the kids
> of this tragedy can confront you.

I am more offended by your atrocious writing than I am by any jokes being told by anonymous people on an internet forum most people don't even realize exists.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 10:08PM

Only you control your emotions Wrote:
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> Hallie Wrote:
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> > It doesnt mean she is beyond consolation. Yes,
> I
> > dont think she/he needs to report the page, but
> > they are just irritated like me at all the
> jokes
> > people are making about the deaths
>
> Didn't anyone ever tell you that only you are
> responsible for your emotions, and for how you
> react to something?
>
> If it irritates you, that is all on you. You can
> choose to ruminate about this, or you can move
> along and not let it worry your little mind.

Well, than excuse me for speaking my mind. Last time I checked, I have the right. Also, thanks for calling my mind little. I needed that. For all you know, my little sister could have died in the shooting.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Little Mind's little sister ()
Date: December 15, 2012 10:23PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> Well, than excuse me for speaking my mind. Last
> time I checked, I have the right.

You sure do. So do the people who are making jokes. Goes both ways, sweetheart, not just when it is convenient for you.


> Also, thanks for
> calling my mind little. I needed that. For all you
> know, my little sister could have died in the
> shooting.

Oh gosh, I am so very very sorry. I had no idea. I didn't realize your little mind would be reminded of your dead little sister if I called your mind little.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: pooquelle ()
Date: December 15, 2012 10:47PM

Wow really. That's just not appropriate ever. Those parents will never see their kids ever again. What would make you thingk that this would be funny ever? >:(

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Marissa ()
Date: December 15, 2012 10:48PM

You are a sick fuck....just as sick as the shooter.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: ks ()
Date: December 15, 2012 11:02PM

Who ever posted this.. this is MY town... May you burn in hell for even thinking this could be funny. 20 six yr olds...

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 11:02PM

all I want to say is that, yes, everyone has a right to their emotions and words, but not everyone needs or wants to hear jokes about 5-10 year olds who died because of some crazy man. If you have a joke, dont say it yet. Too soon and just rude! Think of all the people who have lost syblingings, nieces, nephews, grandchildren, cousins all because of a pyscopath. Think before you make a joke about this stuff.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 11:11PM

Also, think about all that these kids kad left: weddings, first dances, graduation, sweet 16, children of their own, grandchildren, nieces and nephews. They had a whole life ahead of thwm that was taken away. Who ever makes a joke about this stuff should burn in Hell. When I see that you have died in the newspaper, I will make sure to come to your funeral and laugh, and joke and make a mokery of it.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: DeMarco ()
Date: December 15, 2012 11:32PM

Yall need to pull this down because this isn't something to be joking about this is really not a laughing or joking matter so please respect them at this time..

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Dontworry ()
Date: December 15, 2012 11:47PM

YOU ARE A SICK BASTARD THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING I HAVE EVER SEEN GO DIE IN A HOLE

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: GO CRY. EMO KID. ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:01AM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Angeredatthisignorance ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:03AM

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS!!! THIS IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE POST, I HAVE EVER SEEN. THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMN JOKE..THIS IS A HORRIFIC TRAGEDY..THIS IS A DEFINITE ASS BEATING!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: you're a sad human being ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:15AM

You are sad human beings to make light of this tragedy, I can't help but wonder if the shooter thought of tragedies similar to this as funny before he committed these crimes. Take a moment to think about what I just said, I compare you to the person who took 26 lives. It is these types of words and actions that belittle human life and let people justify the viscous, terrible things they do to someone else. You hide behind your screen name on this webpage. I hope you're loneliness and poor taste remains only on the web, and doesn't come out into the world as hate and violence. You are a sad, sad human being.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: The 1990s are making a comeback ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:19AM

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Is it true the 1990s are making a comeback?


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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Mwaaahh! ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:20AM


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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Johny Jihad ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:25AM

Angeredatthisignorance Wrote:
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> WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS!!! THIS IS
> THE MOST OFFENSIVE POST, I HAVE EVER SEEN. THIS IS
> NOT A GOD DAMN JOKE..THIS IS A HORRIFIC
> TRAGEDY..THIS IS A DEFINITE ASS BEATING!!!

YOU FORGOT TO CALL IT A BLOG!


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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: asdfasdfaa ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:26AM

i would say you're all going to hell but you probably already know that. speechless

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: The Universe ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:27AM

asdfasdfaa Wrote:
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> i would say you're all going to hell but you
> probably already know that. speechless


Heaven and Hell do not exist, except in the minds of superstitious people.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: ONLY IN THE SUBURBS ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:37AM

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Why are suburban kids with rich parents who live in gigantic houses so damn angry?


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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 16, 2012 01:46AM

you lead a sad life Wrote:
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> To anyone who posts a joke, karma is going to kick
> your ass alot sooner than later. Sometimes karma
> can take years to develop but in your case lets
> hope its just a matter of days.

So what did these kids do to incur Karma's wrath?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: My house, My rules! ()
Date: December 16, 2012 01:48AM

ks Wrote:
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> Who ever posted this.. this is MY town... May you
> burn in hell for even thinking this could be
> funny. 20 six yr olds...


Ok, Mayor McFuckface. It's your town. Own that shit!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Observant One ()
Date: December 16, 2012 02:15AM

Kid definitely looks to be 'tarded. Why is that autistic kids all have wealthy, white upbringings? You don't see black kids having these problems.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Private School RaisedSuburbanite ()
Date: December 16, 2012 03:47AM

Observant One Wrote:
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> Kid definitely looks to be 'tarded. Why is that
> autistic kids all have wealthy, white upbringings?
> You don't see black kids having these problems.

Because many of these wealthy, white mothers do not have to work and they have too much time on their hands so they go out of their way to find something wrong with their children so they can occupy their ridiculous amount of spare time with something.

One of my good friends they tried to diagnose him as being autistic, yet off of the top of his head without the help of a computer, he was able to name all of the current starting lineups for every single NBA, NFL, NHL & MLB team. He also new all of the backups, the league standings, statistics, team stadium and arena names etc...

Clearly some doctor fucked up when they diagnosed him but they still charged his family over 10k for the doctor visits.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: someonewithheart ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:53AM

You people are sick, these were children who were killed, they have yet to had even lives their lives, have a heart, think if it were your child. Please pray for these people and stop being inhumane, what has this world come to? People making jokes out of something that really happened only a day ago.... Sick.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 16, 2012 07:57AM

someonewithheart Wrote:
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> You people are sick, these were children who were
> killed, they have yet to had even lives their
> lives, have a heart, think if it were your child.
> Please pray for these people and stop being
> inhumane, what has this world come to? People
> making jokes out of something that really happened
> only a day ago.... Sick.

I can't say I disagree with you, but do you really think you're going to shame people into not making jokes? Do you really think this is the first they're hearing that it's in bad taste? Save your outrage for something more productive.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: mike from maine ()
Date: December 16, 2012 09:36AM

ALL YOU PATHETIC LITTLE NO LIFE SCUMBAGS POSTING JOKES ABOUT THESE HELPLESS LITTLE KIDS BEING SHOT, DO US ALL A FAVOR GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AN POST YOUR ADDRESSES SO WE CAN ALL TAKE TURNS COMING TO YOUR HOUSES AND TORTURING YOU LITTLE PUSSIES. USLESS FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE U ALL ARE!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Prayer ()
Date: December 16, 2012 09:49AM

That's is soooo mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 10:29AM

mike from maine Wrote:
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> ALL YOU PATHETIC LITTLE NO LIFE SCUMBAGS POSTING
> JOKES ABOUT THESE HELPLESS LITTLE KIDS BEING SHOT,
> DO US ALL A FAVOR GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AN POST
> YOUR ADDRESSES SO WE CAN ALL TAKE TURNS COMING TO
> YOUR HOUSES AND TORTURING YOU LITTLE PUSSIES.
> USLESS FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE U ALL ARE!

Yes, please do. I'll come kick some ass! And I agree, any one making jokes about the deaths of these little kids are all wastes of space. If making jokes about a tragedy is how you get over them, than that's fine, you have the right, but don't put them where people who think that the shooter has a special place to burn in Hell are. Don't do it. Keep the jokes to yourself.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Will ()
Date: December 16, 2012 11:20AM

I would take a shot at you, but it seems that Adam Lanza beat me to its. Also, the people who are getting so uptight about this, if they weren't your kids, or your family in general. Well you can have a big bowl of shut the fuck up because no one wants to hear it. This is how people like us get through tragedy. If you do not like the jokes, than don't look at the thread/blog. It is really that simple i promise. Have a bit more common sense please. Thanks. Oh and if you would like to send me hatemail my email is ikillyou4klondikebar@gmail.com

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: December 16, 2012 11:25AM

poor taste, etc



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/17/2012 12:02AM by _Eyedea_.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 11:49AM

Will Wrote:
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> I would take a shot at you, but it seems that Adam
> Lanza beat me to its. Also, the people who are
> getting so uptight about this, if they weren't
> your kids, or your family in general. Well you can
> have a big bowl of shut the fuck up because no one
> wants to hear it. This is how people like us get
> through tragedy. If you do not like the jokes,
> than don't look at the thread/blog. It is really
> that simple i promise. Have a bit more common
> sense please. Thanks. Oh and if you would like to
> send me hatemail my email is
> ikillyou4klondikebar@gmail.com

As I have said before, I don't care if you want to make jokes, but keep it to yourself. Jokes, yes they're funny, but not right now. After about a year, maybe but probally not. I don't see or hear anyone jokingabout 9/11. Tell me the difference. Yes, this shooting was of kids and 9/11 was a plane crashed into a building, but death is death. People died of un-natural causes.
You can't change it.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 11:56AM

_Eyedea_ Wrote:
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> mike from maine Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ALL YOU PATHETIC LITTLE NO LIFE SCUMBAGS
> POSTING
> > JOKES ABOUT THESE HELPLESS LITTLE KIDS BEING
> SHOT,
> > DO US ALL A FAVOR GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AN POST
> > YOUR ADDRESSES SO WE CAN ALL TAKE TURNS COMING
> TO
> > YOUR HOUSES AND TORTURING YOU LITTLE PUSSIES.
> > USLESS FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE U ALL ARE!


What is your problem? It's not funny!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Pissed off bitch ()
Date: December 16, 2012 11:59AM

You fuckers!!! Hope u all burn in hell

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:01PM

Most of the indignation posts in this thread have been made by the same person in the hopes even more people make jokes about the shooting.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:05PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Most of the indignation posts in this thread have
> been made by the same person in the hopes even
> more people make jokes about the shooting.

If you mean me, for all you know my little sister could have died in the shooting because of that bitch who thought that murdering his mother, 20 kids, 6 adults and himself would be fun.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Wreckoftheday ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:06PM

Its easy to make light of things that seem surreal. It doesnt take a great mind to make jokes, just a news picture and a few words and BAM youve reach the ulitmate point of desperate attention. So, way to go, we all see how needy, low, and selfless you are, you have shown the world how tough a man you can be by sitting at your computer and blasting murdered children, you should be so proud. While the rest of us will mourn our countrie's great tragedy together and unite in being compassionate, you will continue sit at your computer wanking away to hentai porn and enjoying your attention. At this point, hell is too good for you. To everyone else, stop replying and we can stop the trend of worthless kids getting attention. Delete it from your browser, delete it from your memory and honor the kids with your kind thoughts, sympathy and prayers. This is the epitemy of evil thriving on evil. Turn your minds from it and conjour the strength to rise above it.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:06PM

^and it's not so that people will make more jokes.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:13PM

Wreckoftheday Wrote:
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> Its easy to make light of things that seem
> surreal. It doesnt take a great mind to make
> jokes, just a news picture and a few words and BAM
> youve reach the ulitmate point of desperate
> attention. So, way to go, we all see how needy,
> low, and selfless you are, you have shown the
> world how tough a man you can be by sitting at
> your computer and blasting murdered children, you
> should be so proud. While the rest of us will
> mourn our countrie's great tragedy together and
> unite in being compassionate, you will continue
> sit at your computer wanking away to hentai porn
> and enjoying your attention. At this point, hell
> is too good for you. To everyone else, stop
> replying and we can stop the trend of worthless
> kids getting attention. Delete it from your
> browser, delete it from your memory and honor the
> kids with your kind thoughts, sympathy and
> prayers. This is the epitemy of evil thriving on
> evil. Turn your minds from it and conjour the
> strength to rise above it.


I agree

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:15PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Most of the indignation posts in this thread
> have
> > been made by the same person in the hopes even
> > more people make jokes about the shooting.
>
> If you mean me, for all you know my little sister
> could have died in the shooting because of that
> bitch who thought that murdering his mother, 20
> kids, 6 adults and himself would be fun.






If you had a family member that died on Friday, especially a sister in the Connecticut shooting, you would be doing other things rather than posting on a Fairfax forum about how awful these jokes are.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: BaaaBaaaBlack Sheep ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:27PM

mike from maine Wrote:
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> ALL YOU PATHETIC LITTLE NO LIFE SCUMBAGS POSTING
> JOKES ABOUT THESE HELPLESS LITTLE KIDS BEING SHOT,
> DO US ALL A FAVOR GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AN POST
> YOUR ADDRESSES SO WE CAN ALL TAKE TURNS COMING TO
> YOUR HOUSES AND TORTURING YOU LITTLE PUSSIES.
> USLESS FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE U ALL ARE!


3220 Old Lee Highway Fairfax, VA 22030
(703) 691-3178


Come at me bro....

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:34PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Hallie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Most of the indignation posts in this thread
> > have
> > > been made by the same person in the hopes
> even
> > > more people make jokes about the shooting.
> >
> > If you mean me, for all you know my little
> sister
> > could have died in the shooting because of that
> > bitch who thought that murdering his mother, 20
> > kids, 6 adults and himself would be fun.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> If you had a family member that died on Friday,
> especially a sister in the Connecticut shooting,
> you would be doing other things rather than
> posting on a Fairfax forum about how awful these
> jokes are.

Ok, than what would I be doing?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:36PM

Hallie Wrote:
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>
> Ok, than what would I be doing?




What people do when they lose someone, which isn't posting on a message board.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:40PM

BaaaBaaaBlack Sheep Wrote:
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> mike from maine Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ALL YOU PATHETIC LITTLE NO LIFE SCUMBAGS
> POSTING
> > JOKES ABOUT THESE HELPLESS LITTLE KIDS BEING
> SHOT,
> > DO US ALL A FAVOR GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AN POST
> > YOUR ADDRESSES SO WE CAN ALL TAKE TURNS COMING
> TO
> > YOUR HOUSES AND TORTURING YOU LITTLE PUSSIES.
> > USLESS FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE U ALL ARE!
>
>
> 3220 Old Lee Highway Fairfax, VA 22030
> (703) 691-3178
>
>
> Come at me bro....

Liar. Google maps, "bro". It's the Lamb Center. Nice try, but fail.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:41PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Hallie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Ok, than what would I be doing?
>
>
>
>
> What people do when they lose someone, which isn't
> posting on a message board.

Well than what do people do when they lose someone?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:43PM

Hallie Wrote:
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>
> Well than what do people do when they lose
> someone?
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:46PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Hallie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Well than what do people do when they lose
> > someone?

Want to answer?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 01:03PM

^I guess not, wimp.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Zach ()
Date: December 16, 2012 01:42PM

i hope you go to hell u motherfucker!!!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 01:56PM

I think jokes are in poor taste at this time, but hey, what can you do.

Getting mad about it won't change anything.

 

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 16, 2012 02:03PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> I don't see or hear
> anyone jokingabout 9/11.

Really? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZCl-vuYalU

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 02:42PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> Hallie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't see or hear
> > anyone jokingabout 9/11.
>
> Really? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZCl-vuYalU

You should be ashamed! Making a mockery of this country! Go to hell you sick, twisted puppy!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: caring parent ()
Date: December 16, 2012 02:42PM

Wth is wrong with whomever posted this? You are a discgusting heartless individual.... Get a fucking brain, pathetic!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 02:46PM

And my father was in the navy! How dare you waste your rights! People in the military should fight for rights for every except you! Osama Ben Laden was killed by the navy seals, I hope you are too! Go to Hell!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 02:47PM

^for tomahawk and eesh and everyone making jokes about 9/11 and the death of the innocent little children.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 03:20PM

God, I hate when people constantly bring up their military service and demand that we all grovel over it.

Yeah, we get it. Freedom. Thanks.

 

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Ashley ()
Date: December 16, 2012 03:57PM

Please please take the pics off..what if a family membee of these children came across these imiges..please put yourself in their shoes..how would it make you feel to see jokes about your dead child or let alone pics...with all the anger I have with this I still come to you in most respect and beg you PLEASE at least remove these pictures... thankyou.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: faith ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:03PM

This is NOT FUNNY. This has changed so many of these families. They're NEVER going to see their kids get married, get a job, even graduate! And you think that's funny?! Shame on all of you! You must be have been a school bully because you're picking on a bunch of FIRST GRADERS. And that "your-friends-are-dead train", these kids are emotionally scarred for life! And you're making jokes about kids terrified to even go back to school, the safest place?! Thanks for turning one of the most tragic events ever into a joke. I hope you burn in hell.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:08PM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Lamber ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:27PM

Ok ok ok ok...

That is my address, but..
Since I'm such a coward and YOU'RE so brave, you give me your address first and I'll give you mine next.

Go ahead....come at me bro.

Hallie Wrote:
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> BaaaBaaaBlack Sheep Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > mike from maine Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ALL YOU PATHETIC LITTLE NO LIFE SCUMBAGS
> > POSTING
> > > JOKES ABOUT THESE HELPLESS LITTLE KIDS BEING
> > SHOT,
> > > DO US ALL A FAVOR GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AN
> POST
> > > YOUR ADDRESSES SO WE CAN ALL TAKE TURNS
> COMING
> > TO
> > > YOUR HOUSES AND TORTURING YOU LITTLE PUSSIES.
> > > USLESS FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE U ALL ARE!
> >
> >
> > 3220 Old Lee Highway Fairfax, VA 22030
> > (703) 691-3178
> >
> >
> > Come at me bro....
>
> Liar. Google maps, "bro". It's the Lamb Center.
> Nice try, but fail.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Noah Hockley ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:28PM

My cousin Dylan was killed in this. Thank you to all who are sticking up for defenseless kids. God bless you all. As for the others If only you had met a kid as sweet as Dylan, only to have him taken away so young. You're in my prayers.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: anonanon ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:29PM

This is HYSTERICAL. I keep bursting out laughing insanely hard. Anyone have any more?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Joker ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:45PM

PEW PEW PEW PEW!
Come at me bro...
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: THOUGHT IT WAS PART OF THE MOVIE ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:54PM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:56PM

The Autistic shooter looks retarded.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Cool haircut ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:05PM

eesh Wrote:
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> The Autistic shooter looks retarded.

Cool haircut though. Something different than the norm. Unique.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: john doe ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:28PM

What kind of selfless, unfeeling, inappropriate bastard would say shit like this? What a fuckin sick mother fucker, go to hell bitch!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:34PM

I'm crying now. Thanks guys!

 

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Capoly ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:44PM

To those posting jokes:

I am sorry for your fears, your pain. Humor, like anger, is often an emotional cover when one is faced with events of such overwhelming proportions. Please reach out in real life to another person and share your feelings, YOUR life is worth far more than laughter. YOUR life is important. Don't let your fears determine your life. Don't wait till life ends the laughter...re-direct your creativity and use it with courage.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: ss90 ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:46PM

To the suck fucking asshole that's making jokes about little children dying, Fuck off you twisted loser.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:49PM

Capoly Wrote:
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> To those posting jokes:
>
> I am sorry for your fears, your pain. Humor, like
> anger, is often an emotional cover when one is
> faced with events of such overwhelming
> proportions. Please reach out in real life to
> another person and share your feelings, YOUR life
> is worth far more than laughter. YOUR life is
> important. Don't let your fears determine your
> life. Don't wait till life ends the
> laughter...re-direct your creativity and use it
> with courage.


We can make it through this together, Capoly, I know we can.

I think I need to talk to someone, are you free?

 

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Capoly ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:56PM

lol...I am old, not stupid. You are mocking. But that is okay. If I were close by to you in real life than for sure I would be free.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: D ()
Date: December 16, 2012 06:23PM

I don't think the people making jokes about this terrible tragedy were bullies. I think they are/were bullied themselves. I also would not say that it is "too soon" to make these jokes. These jokes should NEVER be made. It is hard for me to imagine the kind of person who would find this amusing. You are obviously young and immature, and I can only hope you will grow up to regret your words and actions.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: :( ()
Date: December 16, 2012 06:43PM

These people posting jokes are SICK!! Do you not relies the horribleness of this?!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Dale ()
Date: December 16, 2012 08:29PM

what would compel you to post this. this is not even remotely funny and i'm pretty sure it will never be a tiny bit humorous.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Selfless bastard ()
Date: December 16, 2012 08:53PM

john doe Wrote:
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> What kind of selfless, unfeeling, inappropriate
> bastard would say shit like this? What a fuckin
> sick mother fucker, go to hell bitch!!

I guess a selfless, unfeeling inappropriate bastard who is concerned more with the needs and wishes of others than with one's own.

Is that what you meant by selfless?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: The jokes ain't serious, but u r ()
Date: December 16, 2012 08:55PM

Dale Wrote:
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> what would compel you to post this. this is not
> even remotely funny and i'm pretty sure it will
> never be a tiny bit humorous.


The jokes are not serious, they are just great bait. Watching all the overly serious and unhinged people react is what is absolutely humorous. Hilarious, in fact.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 09:01PM

no, i wont give you my address stalker. for all i know, you could be a pedophile(which you probally are). And I am brave in my own way! I am not stupid! Duhh!



Lamber Wrote:
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> Ok ok ok ok...
>
> That is my address, but..
> Since I'm such a coward and YOU'RE so brave, you
> give me your address first and I'll give you mine
> next.
>
> Go ahead....come at me bro.
>
> Hallie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BaaaBaaaBlack Sheep Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > mike from maine Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > ALL YOU PATHETIC LITTLE NO LIFE SCUMBAGS
> > > POSTING
> > > > JOKES ABOUT THESE HELPLESS LITTLE KIDS
> BEING
> > > SHOT,
> > > > DO US ALL A FAVOR GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AN
> > POST
> > > > YOUR ADDRESSES SO WE CAN ALL TAKE TURNS
> > COMING
> > > TO
> > > > YOUR HOUSES AND TORTURING YOU LITTLE
> PUSSIES.
> > > > USLESS FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE U ALL ARE!
> > >
> > >
> > > 3220 Old Lee Highway Fairfax, VA 22030
> > > (703) 691-3178
> > >
> > >
> > > Come at me bro....
> >
> > Liar. Google maps, "bro". It's the Lamb Center.
> > Nice try, but fail.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 16, 2012 09:07PM

How long does it take to repaint a classroom?
Apparently 10 minutes.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 16, 2012 09:13PM

If only the shooter had the accuracy of the media, then maybe those kids would still be alive.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 16, 2012 09:16PM

How many licks does it take to get the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Twenty kids will never know.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: @ ()
Date: December 16, 2012 09:25PM

You say "The jokes are not serious, they are just great bait. Watching all the overly serious and unhinged people react is what is absolutely humorous. Hilarious, in fact." Another indication of your extreme immaturity. To find humor in others outrage is quite demented. These jokes are serious, and hopefully you will realize as much one day.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 09:27PM

@ Wrote:
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> You say "The jokes are not serious, they are just
> great bait. Watching all the overly serious and
> unhinged people react is what is absolutely
> humorous. Hilarious, in fact." Another indication
> of your extreme immaturity. To find humor in
> others outrage is quite demented. These jokes are
> serious, and hopefully you will realize as much
> one day.


Stop feigning outrage

 

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Lynn ()
Date: December 16, 2012 09:31PM

If you have children, I hope they are killed because if they grow up to be even a little bit like your sorry ass, they'd be better off dead anyway

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: I know you are but what am I ()
Date: December 16, 2012 09:32PM

@ Wrote:
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> You say "The jokes are not serious, they are just
> great bait. Watching all the overly serious and
> unhinged people react is what is absolutely
> humorous. Hilarious, in fact." Another indication
> of your extreme immaturity. To find humor in
> others outrage is quite demented. These jokes are
> serious, and hopefully you will realize as much
> one day.


I'm way more mature than you are, because you are a great big poopy pants. So there.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: You're worse than anyone ()
Date: December 16, 2012 09:34PM

Lynn Wrote:
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> If you have children, I hope they are killed
> because if they grow up to be even a little bit
> like your sorry ass, they'd be better off dead
> anyway


You are an evil and morally unsalvageable person if you wish for children to die.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 09:36PM

Lynn Wrote:
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> If you have children, I hope they are killed
> because if they grow up to be even a little bit
> like your sorry ass, they'd be better off dead
> anyway


What's worse, joking about dead children or wishing death on children?

Hypocrite!

 

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Cleo333 ()
Date: December 16, 2012 10:26PM

This is absolutely sick. It is sad you have a twelve year old telling you this. I cannot put into words how stupideous you computer geeks are. Seriously? "I hope you have the Christmas receipts"? Are you fucking kidding me? This was like the fucking Hunger Games series for six year olds.
But you know what?
They did not even have a chance to survive.
Merry fucking Christmas.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Shsbebdhaka ()
Date: December 16, 2012 10:31PM

All you guys posting jokes suck. 18 children died 7 teachers tons of parents devastated. all you jack ass people should shut up and have a heart feel bad for these innocent children

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Truthteller ()
Date: December 16, 2012 10:34PM

I hope all of you trying to defend jokes about this terrible event and in fact minimizing the lives lost and the horror endured by the dead, the survivors and the families never find out what they went and are going through. You need to find a productive way to express your feelings without hurting others. I believe you too are grieving but are scared to show your feelings because of how intense it would be, so you resort to bullying. Obviously you won't agree with this post, but it's true. However, if you really are just that hollow and cold-hearted, then just put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, I doubt anyone will really care anyway and actually it might make someone smile just like the deaths of these kids and teachers make you smile.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Sheen slams ()
Date: December 16, 2012 10:35PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> And my father was in the navy! How dare you waste
> your rights! People in the military should fight
> for rights for every except you! Osama Ben Laden
> was killed by the navy seals, I hope you are too!
> Go to Hell!

I say you rock Hallie these people are jerks

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Rights are for me, not you ()
Date: December 16, 2012 11:03PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> And my father was in the navy! How dare you waste
> your rights! People in the military should fight
> for rights for every except you! Osama Ben Laden
> was killed by the navy seals, I hope you are too!
> Go to Hell!


How dare you tell me my rights are less important than your rights.

Your father swabbed a deck and left the Navy as soon as his enlistment was up. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo!

Anyone serious about fighting for rights doesn't pick and choose which people they believe those rights apply to. Only fascists and subjects believe rights apply only to certain people, and not others.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Capoly ()
Date: December 16, 2012 11:08PM

InstantlyChinese Wrote:
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> If only the shooter had the accuracy of the media,
> then maybe those kids would still be alive.


....................

So slipped in between two inane cartoons is an ironic truth. A slip of dark humor amidst the desensitized humor. Which truly represents you? The meaningful or the meaningless?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Edward ()
Date: December 17, 2012 12:00AM

That's so mean. How could you say that about those little kids

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Edward ()
Date: December 17, 2012 12:04AM

What the fuck is your problem posting things about those poor kids who couldn't defend themselves. Your a sick evil monster

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: arenee ()
Date: December 17, 2012 12:08AM

Instead of talking poorly about one another, and making jokes about what happened.. why not pray for the families.. and honestly, pray for the shooter's family. How tramatised they must be due to the fault of the shooter.. they will have to live the rest of their lives knowing their son/nephew/uncle/brother/grandson/dad, etc. shot and killed 27 people and himself. Maybe instead of making jokes just keep everyone in your heart. And if you think that making jokes makes the situation better, it doesn't. So instead of bringing up chaos, try keeping those thoughts to yourself.. and I guess for everyone who is upset at the jokes and comments.. just keep those who are making the jokes in your prayers as well. Because they are obviously not good at coping with rough situations and need your prayers to help them find peace in their heart.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: what a bunch of dumbasses ()
Date: December 17, 2012 01:36AM

it's all funny to you morons until someones pointing a gun at you. you're all a bunch of weak minded fucks who can't make friends in your mundane life so you curl up in your semen covered snuggie and meet up on your weak ass message board and make fun of a bunch of CHILDREN who were killed by some loner JUST.LIKE.YOU. Here's a tip, why don't you stop watching south park reruns and eating your goddamn pizza rolls and GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Ginger ()
Date: December 17, 2012 01:51AM

I wonder sometimes why god wasted his time with heartless people such as yourselves. I hope some day you never have to endure the pain of outliving your child. Losing a child in this way is even more horrifying. I will have you know however, you are not anonymous. This is a type of harassment against the surviving members of the family. You can and probably will be prosecuted if the right person sees this.....just saying. Will be praying for your souls...you obviously need it. It's the people like you that commit crimes like these. I wouldn't be surprised if I see this thread on the news highlighting the comments of a crazed ignorant ass someday.....

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Rose1027 ()
Date: December 17, 2012 02:08AM

That's fucking disgusting.
Get that off the Internet.
That makes you just as bad as the person who did this to these innocent children.
I am horrified this is on the Internet
Do you have any decency?
Go check yourself into some therapy sessions.

You make me sick.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 17, 2012 02:10AM

Yeah, the shooting was sad and the jokes are terrible. Srsly tho, they aren't even good jokes... as in they aren't that funny.

But what I wanna know is where all these outraged posts are coming from? Did you angry people find this thread in some kinda Google search or something?

 



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/17/2012 02:24AM by friskydingo.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Capoly ()
Date: December 17, 2012 02:31AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Yeah, the shooting was sad and the jokes are
> terrible. Srsly tho, they aren't even good
> jokes... as in they aren't that funny.
>
> But what I wanna know is where all these outraged
> posts are coming from? Did you angry people find
> this thread in some kinda Google search or
> something?

.....................

Yes, the thread is showing up on Google results. Though the result aren't showing this is a joke thread (at least not in my Google results).

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 17, 2012 02:33AM

Bullshit. There are so many Sandy Hook discussions going on right now, I doubt one thread from a local message board is anywhere close to the first or second page on Google.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Capoly ()
Date: December 17, 2012 02:39AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Bullshit. There are so many Sandy Hook discussions
> going on right now, I doubt one thread from a
> local message board is anywhere close to the first
> or second page on Google.



Am sorry you feel as you do. However, a poster asked a question and I gave an answer as it applied to me. You may continue to believe my answer is BS...but that belief will not make my answer untrue.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 17, 2012 02:42AM

So Capoly, are you going to become a permanent fixture on this site?


We have this one poster, Alias.....she found this site from a redistricting thread (she was worried her pregnant daughters were about to attend a high school with a large Hispanic population.)

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 17, 2012 02:52AM

If you enter "sandy hook jokes" into google, this thread comes up as the first result.

These heartless assholes were LOOKING for jokes.

 

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Look at me, I'm butt-hurt ()
Date: December 17, 2012 02:53AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Bullshit. There are so many Sandy Hook discussions
> going on right now, I doubt one thread from a
> local message board is anywhere close to the first
> or second page on Google.


The first person who got butt-hurt probably posted a link to it on their facebook page so all their friends can sympathize with them about the trauma of finding this thread. Now they are all piling on.

Too bad we can't see the http_referer info in the logs. I suspect a lot are coming from a single narcissist's facebook page.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Capoly ()
Date: December 17, 2012 02:56AM

eesh Wrote:
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> So Capoly, are you going to become a permanent
> fixture on this site?
>
>
> We have this one poster, Alias.....she found this
> site from a redistricting thread (she was worried
> her pregnant daughters were about to attend a high
> school with a large Hispanic population.)


No, not permanent. Am too old to keep up with forum pace. But once happened upon, just wanted to extend a thought on humor. Not sure what you mean re 'Alias'. Have to go....have a dear doberman who is ill.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Guy Fawkes Blue Man Group ()
Date: December 17, 2012 03:09AM

Sorta creepy blue face mask dude has some good points.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOTSVGGkH4c

At the end he makes note of the fact that most of the sites that have jokes about Sandy Hook are 600 pages long, and 590 of the pages are comments from people complaining about the jokes. So what were they doing clicking on the link to take them to that joke page in the first place?

Good point.

I suppose these people would walk into a strip club and then piss and moan that the dancers were naked.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: HOA MGR ()
Date: December 17, 2012 03:51AM

I LOVE THIS!! This is the type of thread which brings fresh traffic and posters! Maybe one or two will stick a long and change shit up, its been getting boring around here. Thank god for the great SEO ffxu has.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Mourning American ()
Date: December 17, 2012 04:30AM

Disgusting... You all that make jokes of this is as sick as the evil monster that took those children. Absolutely disgusting.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: TheyCare ()
Date: December 17, 2012 04:52AM

But...... the boys of FFXU don't laugh about pedophilia.

They have standards.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Pedobear ()
Date: December 17, 2012 04:55AM

TheyCare Wrote:
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> But...... the boys of FFXU don't laugh about
> pedophilia.
>
> They have standards.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Michael ()
Date: December 17, 2012 05:39AM

I don't care if my message is inappropriate... Who ever made these stupid heartless photos I didn't know what hate was till I saw this this is beyond the saddest most disrespectfull thing I ever saw you ppl should be checked you mother fuckers if I ever see someone on the street talking shit bout these innocent children there gonna get their ass kicked just like you sick fucks are gonna get when someone gets ahold of you what if this was one of your little brothers or sisters you fucking pricks show some fucking respect you piece of shit!!! Fuck you!!!!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: tFmtc ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:27AM

Michael Wrote:
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> I don't care if my message is inappropriate... Who
> ever made these stupid heartless photos I didn't
> know what hate was till I saw this this is beyond
> the saddest most disrespectfull thing I ever saw
> you ppl should be checked you mother fuckers if I
> ever see someone on the street talking shit bout
> these innocent children there gonna get their ass
> kicked just like you sick fucks are gonna get when
> someone gets ahold of you what if this was one of
> your little brothers or sisters you fucking pricks
> show some fucking respect you piece of shit!!!
> Fuck you!!!!!!


"there gonna get their ass kicked"

and you will go to jail or get your ass beaten down while they defend themselves from your violence

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:40AM

Rights are for me, not you Wrote:
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> Hallie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And my father was in the navy! How dare you
> waste
> > your rights! People in the military should
> fight
> > for rights for every except you! Osama Ben
> Laden
> > was killed by the navy seals, I hope you are
> too!
> > Go to Hell!
>
>
> How dare you tell me my rights are less important
> than your rights.
>
> Your father swabbed a deck and left the Navy as
> soon as his enlistment was up.
> Whoop-dee-fucking-doo!
>
> Anyone serious about fighting for rights doesn't
> pick and choose which people they believe those
> rights apply to. Only fascists and subjects
> believe rights apply only to certain people, and
> not others.

My father didn't swab the deck and he left when I was born, you prick! Yes, we all have the same rights but you abuse yours! Laughing at innocent children who died and teachers who tried to protect them! You are just a sick twisted puppy!

Why dont you take my advice, go to Hell, stay there, and never show your butt-ugly face in public again, bastard!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:41AM

Sheen slams Wrote:
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> Hallie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And my father was in the navy! How dare you
> waste
> > your rights! People in the military should
> fight
> > for rights for every except you! Osama Ben
> Laden
> > was killed by the navy seals, I hope you are
> too!
> > Go to Hell!
>
> I say you rock Hallie these people are jerks

Thank you, Sheen slams!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Joker ()
Date: December 17, 2012 08:19AM

My thoughts thus far:

Is it less noble to swab the deck of a ship during your Navy career, and thus deserve less admiration from the public for your service? Fuck you special ops guys.... I don't see you doing a shitty ass job for decades.... THANK YOU DECK SWABBERS!!

If karma is a bitch and I am going to hell for creating this thread.... Then what kind of karma did those school children collect that got them to deserve a bullet?

The people who "hope your kids die one day so you know how it feels," are probably my favorite.... You people are so primal and instinctive that you actually behave like basic animals with tiny little brains.

If you want my address but won't give me yours, your the stupidest person ever...

By the way.... You are all being trolled. Keep typing out your long sanctimonious bullshit replies, please. It will do nothing but amuse me as was designed when I made this thread.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Milagros ()
Date: December 17, 2012 09:07AM

These "jokes" literally made me cry! Posting pictures of dead children isnt funny. Its inhumane! its sick! But im not worried, you guys will get what you deserve

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Joker ()
Date: December 17, 2012 09:11AM

Milagros Wrote:
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> These "jokes" literally made me cry! Posting
> pictures of dead children isnt funny. Its
> inhumane! its sick! But im not worried, you guys
> will get what you deserve






--- Once again... The theory of karma. Did those kids "get what they deserve?" If not, who's to say *I* will? Is it because you don't like me? Is that it? You define the will of karma and fate?

How do you define the 'rules' of karma?


Keep telling yourself that people "get what they deserve," if it helps you sleep at night.

And stop being a crying pussy bitch.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
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Date: December 17, 2012 10:07AM


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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: CatNip ()
Date: December 17, 2012 10:49AM

Sup...
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: fks ()
Date: December 17, 2012 01:24PM

All of you that think this is a funny laughing matter are SICK FUCKS! Why don't you take a minute and think wait this could have been my little brother or sister or wife!!! You will all have to account for everything you say or do on judgement day and I hope all those little babies you are joking about will be the ones to throw you OUT of heaven... This whole site is a fucking sick thing and whoever started it can rot in hell with the sick fucker who committed this evil act!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Joker ()
Date: December 17, 2012 01:26PM

fks Wrote:
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> All of you that think this is a funny laughing
> matter are SICK FUCKS! Why don't you take a
> minute and think wait this could have been my
> little brother or sister or wife!!! You will all
> have to account for everything you say or do on
> judgement day and I hope all those little babies
> you are joking about will be the ones to throw you
> OUT of heaven... This whole site is a fucking sick
> thing and whoever started it can rot in hell with
> the sick fucker who committed this evil act!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Joker PS ()
Date: December 17, 2012 01:29PM

See attached.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Madi ()
Date: December 17, 2012 01:47PM

To the people who are posting these jokes, I'm not going to swear at you or tell you to go to hell. I am just going to ask you to use your heart for a minute and think about what you've done. None of these jokes are funny, at all. Please stop posting them and delete this page. You obviously are just trying to get attention, and this site is totally unacceptable and cruel. I stumbled apon these awful jokes when I was trying to find a picture to use in order to remind myself of the terrible day that twenty innocent children and some of their teachers were unfairly take from this world. I was so ashamed to live in a world where people like you post these kinds of things. If you are the kind of people who just like to be cruel, then do it at your own expense. This site is terrible, delete it NOW. You are as pathetic as the disturbed man who killed those poor people. You are being unbelievably disrespectful to both the dead and their mourning families. I don't know how you can live with yourself. I'm not sure if you'll even take the time to read this, although clearly you have way too much time on your hands if you had time to create this disturbing site. If you do, take what I've written to heart,if you have one.
Rest in peace Warriors of Sandy Hook.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Someone who has a heart ()
Date: December 17, 2012 01:50PM

To the people who are posting these jokes, I'm not going to swear at you or tell you to go to hell. I am just going to ask you to use your heart for a minute and think about what you've done. None of these jokes are funny, at all. Please stop posting them and delete this page. You obviously are just trying to get attention, and this site is totally unacceptable and cruel. I stumbled apon these awful jokes when I was trying to find a picture to use in order to remind myself of the terrible day that twenty innocent children and some of their teachers were unfairly take from this world. I was so ashamed to live in a world where people like you post these kinds of things. If you are the kind of people who just like to be cruel, then do it at your own expense. This site is terrible, delete it NOW. You are as pathetic as the disturbed man who killed those poor people. You are being unbelievably disrespectful to both the dead and their mourning families. I don't know how you can live with yourself. I'm not sure if you'll even take the time to read this, although clearly you have way too much time on your hands if you had time to create this disturbing site. If you do, take what I've written to heart,if you have one.
Rest in peace Warriors of Sandy Hook.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Someone who has a hear ()
Date: December 17, 2012 01:57PM

To the people who are posting these jokes, I'm not going to swear at you or tell you to go to hell. I am just going to ask you to use your heart for a minute and think about what you've done. None of these jokes are funny, at all. Please stop posting them and delete this page. You obviously are just trying to get attention, and this site is totally unacceptable and cruel. I stumbled apon these awful jokes when I was trying to find a picture to use in order to remind myself of the terrible day that twenty innocent children and some of their teachers were unfairly take from this world. I was so ashamed to live in a world where people like you post these kinds of things. If you are the kind of people who just like to be cruel, then do it at your own expense. This site is terrible, delete it NOW. You are as pathetic as the disturbed man who killed those poor people. You are being unbelievably disrespectful to both the dead and their mourning families. I don't know how you can live with yourself. I'm not sure if you'll even take the time to read this, although clearly you have way too much time on your hands if you had time to create this disturbing site. If you do, take what I've written to heart,if you have one.
Rest in peace Warriors of Sandy Hook.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Someone who has a he ()
Date: December 17, 2012 01:58PM

To the people who are posting these jokes, I'm not going to swear at you or tell you to go to hell. I am just going to ask you to use your heart for a minute and think about what you've done. None of these jokes are funny, at all. Please stop posting them and delete this page. You obviously are just trying to get attention, and this site is totally unacceptable and cruel. I stumbled apon these awful jokes when I was trying to find a picture to use in order to remind myself of the terrible day that twenty innocent children and some of their teachers were unfairly take from this world. I was so ashamed to live in a world where people like you post these kinds of things. If you are the kind of people who just like to be cruel, then do it at your own expense. This site is terrible, delete it NOW. You are as pathetic as the disturbed man who killed those poor people. You are being unbelievably disrespectful to both the dead and their mourning families. I don't know how you can live with yourself. I'm not sure if you'll even take the time to read this, although clearly you have way too much time on your hands if you had time to create this disturbing site. If you do, take what I've written to heart,if you have one.
Rest in peace Warriors of Sandy Hook.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: someone who has a hemroid ()
Date: December 17, 2012 02:08PM

To the people who are posting these jokes, I'm not going to swear at you or tell you to go to hell. I am just going to ask you to use your heart for a minute and think about what you've done. None of these jokes are funny, at all. Please stop posting them and delete this page. You obviously are just trying to get attention, and this site is totally unacceptable and cruel. I stumbled apon these awful jokes when I was trying to find a picture to use in order to remind myself of the terrible day that twenty innocent children and some of their teachers were unfairly take from this world. I was so ashamed to live in a world where people like you post these kinds of things. If you are the kind of people who just like to be cruel, then do it at your own expense. This site is terrible, delete it NOW. You are as pathetic as the disturbed man who killed those poor people. You are being unbelievably disrespectful to both the dead and their mourning families. I don't know how you can live with yourself. I'm not sure if you'll even take the time to read this, although clearly you have way too much time on your hands if you had time to create this disturbing site. If you do, take what I've written to heart,if you have one.
Rest in peace Warriors of Sandy Hook.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 17, 2012 02:24PM

eh yo Hallie. register and PM me so we can talk about how sad this was n stuff.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 17, 2012 02:27PM

Someone who has a hear Wrote:
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your name made me giggle, but in an 'im sad and totally emotionally invested in all these people i never knew' kinda way

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Go fuckyourselves ()
Date: December 17, 2012 02:34PM

Let me start out by saying that this tragedy has pissed me off to no end. The fact that someone has the nerve to start a blog about this is the reason that this stuff will continue to happen. These people posting jokes about this are not even people at all. They are monsters that should be tortured here on earth because I do not believe hell would do them any justice. They should all be gathered into a group and burned alive. You all deserve every ounce of bad that ever happens to you. You are all wastes that society would be better without. I would get nothing but pleasure to watch your bodies burn. Your moms would've been doing society a favor by spitting your dads load into the toilet.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: J123 ()
Date: December 17, 2012 03:26PM

You're a really f'ed up person to make a joke out of something like that. You are cruel and heartless piece of S***.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Not a blog ()
Date: December 17, 2012 03:36PM

Go fuckyourselves Wrote:
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> Let me start out by saying that this tragedy has
> pissed me off to no end. The fact that someone has
> the nerve to start a blog about this is the reason


This is not a blog.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Joker ()
Date: December 17, 2012 04:41PM

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> Let me start out by saying that this tragedy has
> pissed me off to no end. The fact that someone has
> the nerve to start a blog about this is the reason
> that this stuff will continue to happen. These
> people posting jokes about this are not even
> people at all. They are monsters that should be
> tortured here on earth because I do not believe
> hell would do them any justice. They should all be
> gathered into a group and burned alive. You all
> deserve every ounce of bad that ever happens to
> you. You are all wastes that society would be
> better without. I would get nothing but pleasure
> to watch your bodies burn. Your moms would've been
> doing society a favor by spitting your dads load
> into the toilet.

I don't care if this tragedy pissed you off.

This is not a blog.

"These people making jokes are not people at all??" Seriously dude..pick one...People or not? As far as our corralling and excecution, that's good reading....

I love trolling people like you. I really do. You are why I make these threads. Thank you for being my customer



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> To the people who are posting these jokes, I'm not
> going to swear at you or tell you to go to hell. I
> am just going to ask you to use your heart for a
> minute and think about what you've done. None of
> these jokes are funny, at all. Please stop posting
> them and delete this page. You obviously are just
> trying to get attention, and this site is totally
> unacceptable and cruel. I stumbled apon these
> awful jokes when I was trying to find a picture to
> use in order to remind myself of the terrible day
> that twenty innocent children and some of their
> teachers were unfairly take from this world. I was
> so ashamed to live in a world where people like
> you post these kinds of things. If you are the
> kind of people who just like to be cruel, then do
> it at your own expense. This site is terrible,
> delete it NOW. You are as pathetic as the
> disturbed man who killed those poor people. You
> are being unbelievably disrespectful to both the
> dead and their mourning families. I don't know how
> you can live with yourself. I'm not sure if you'll
> even take the time to read this, although clearly
> you have way too much time on your hands if you
> had time to create this disturbing site. If you
> do, take what I've written to heart,if you have
> one.
> Rest in peace Warriors of Sandy Hook.


I don't care if you swear at me, or tell me to go to hell. You have free speech, and I respect that. You can respect mine too.

The jokes ARE pretty funny. As all jokes go, they are subjective.

I am not stopping.

You did not stumble. The title from the search engine clearly says this is a joke thread. Why were you trying to find a picture to remind yourself how cruel this event was?

This site is not terrible, there will be no deletion.

I do have too much time, you can deal with it.

"Rest in peace warriors of sandy hook?" Really? Little "warriors"??? Get over it...

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Jesusshite ()
Date: December 17, 2012 04:55PM

I found this page looking for jokes to lighten the mood of my life. Sure its a tragedy and cant be taken away. Some people cope differently. Making jokes about a senseless and awful event than getting all angry and repeating the behavior. Jokes help stuff get to be old news. Let them have their fun making jokes and just ignore it. You are only fueling the fire and I scrolled through 2 whole pages of dribble and awesome trolling to find 3-4 jokes???? WTF. BTW, why are they googling sandy hook jokes anyway?? They are more pissed that this is the top google search and like I said....only 3-4 jokes?? Where are the jokes people??

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Jesuscakes ()
Date: December 17, 2012 05:49PM

Apparently it was book day at Sandy Hook Elementary.
Too bad all they got was a few magazines.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: DerpaHerpa ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:01PM

See pic
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: steve ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:19PM

you cowards!! it's too easy to speak your mind when you're hiding behind a computer screen! i beg that one of you say that crap publicly, on the news, or to anyone who has kids. as a parent of 2 young children, i dare any of you to find me and repeat any of these comments to me when you don't have a forum to hide behind. you should all re-evaluate yourselves and suck-start a 9mm.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: JokerWasTakenSoINowHaveThis ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:23PM

Why would anyone suck start your tiny 9mm dick?

Anyways... I want to hear you beg more. Pleeeeeeeeeease?

steve Wrote:
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> you cowards!! it's too easy to speak your mind
> when you're hiding behind a computer screen! i beg
> that one of you say that crap publicly, on the
> news, or to anyone who has kids. as a parent of 2
> young children, i dare any of you to find me and
> repeat any of these comments to me when you don't
> have a forum to hide behind. you should all
> re-evaluate yourselves and suck-start a 9mm.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:27PM

Welcom, welcome all new posters!

FairfaxUnderground.com was almost voted the "Best Blog in DC" by WTOP News, and we have plenty of topics that aren't about dead children.. take a peak around.


Thanks,

RM - Director of Public Relations

 

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Fawn Lebowitz ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:29PM

I am so sorry.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:30PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> FairfaxUnderground.com was almost voted the "Best
> Blog in DC" by WTOP News




+1


Almost Best Blog in DC 2010 is an honor that we must uphold.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: #### ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:31PM

steve Wrote:
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> you cowards!! it's too easy to speak your mind
> when you're hiding behind a computer screen! i beg
> that one of you say that crap publicly, on the
> news, or to anyone who has kids. as a parent of 2
> young children, i dare any of you to find me and
> repeat any of these comments to me when you don't
> have a forum to hide behind. you should all
> re-evaluate yourselves and suck-start a 9mm.

Well, Steve, seeing as you are in Indiana, I'm not so sure there is a great chance anyone here will run into you. I can post your info if you would like, again.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:33PM

So how are people finding this thread again? What exactly are you typing in Google to get here?


With all the news stories, people writing in the comments sections, all the Facebook and Twitter discussions, all the bloggers writing their own articles, how the hell does one thread from a local message board show up in your Googling????

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Mother of Two ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:36PM

I've watched this thread since I came across it over the weekend. Unfortunately what we have here is a group of mindless, depraved dirtbags that have no moral compass. I suspect socially inept guys who don't have those that love them, love others or truly know how to show any compassion.

There is no humor here, on any level. Debating and feeding into their sickness helps no one. Only a gutless individual would do this. Amazing what people will say or write under the cloak of darkness.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:40PM

Mother of Two Wrote:
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> I've watched this thread since I came across it
> over the weekend. Unfortunately what we have here
> is a group of mindless, depraved dirtbags that
> have no moral compass. I suspect socially inept
> guys who don't have those that love them, love
> others or truly know how to show any compassion.
>
> There is no humor here, on any level. Debating and
> feeding into their sickness helps no one. Only a
> gutless individual would do this. Amazing what
> people will say or write under the cloak of
> darkness.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:02PM

The last thing to go through the child's head was a bullet.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:03PM

It was about as cold outside as a Sandy Hook Elementary Schooler's body today,

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: TheJoker ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:03PM

It's not that amazing actually...
Anonymity breeds amazing things. Mostly truths.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: TheJoker ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:09PM

Also curious if the students have to make up the days they're missing for all this...

Is it like snow days?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Bobby Collingsworth ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:13PM

This thread is basically a dark form of trolling. Trolling comes in many different (mostly harmless) forms but it is ultimately anything that will bring a strong reaction from others. This takes it to a different level imo though and I will not joke about what happened to innocent children only a few days ago.

You have to understand that there are people all over the internet who truly get a kick/thrill/laugh out of provoking people anonymously. This type of trolling is kind of sick though, not unlike people who mailed that girls family pictures of her gruesome body in the car accident a few years back. I'm not feigning outrage at this thread either because it doesn't make me angry.

The best thing you can do is not respond. All the angry responses some of which are fake egged this thread on to continue and I have no doubt it will continue.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:17PM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:27PM

Bobby Collingsworth Wrote:
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> This thread is basically a dark form of trolling.
> Trolling comes in many different (mostly harmless)
> forms but it is ultimately anything that will
> bring a strong reaction from others. This takes
> it to a different level imo though and I will not
> joke about what happened to innocent children only
> a few days ago.
>
> You have to understand that there are people all
> over the internet who truly get a
> kick/thrill/laugh out of provoking people
> anonymously. This type of trolling is kind of
> sick though, not unlike people who mailed that
> girls family pictures of her gruesome body in the
> car accident a few years back. I'm not feigning
> outrage at this thread either because it doesn't
> make me angry.
>
> The best thing you can do is not respond. All the
> angry responses some of which are fake egged this
> thread on to continue and I have no doubt it will
> continue.


U r sick in the head im literally crying right now on this blog the fuckers that started this should be shot

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: fuck you for doing this ()
Date: December 17, 2012 08:25PM

This actually isnt even like me to reply to anything, not to mention such inhumane, completely disgusting posts/pics- but honestly....this is disgusting. I am sure if your parent saw this, they would be so incredibly disappointed. Someone wrote "too soon dude"
I say, dude--this is never ever okay to post.
Please be a human and have some compassion. It is NEVER ok to joke about lost lives, especially those of little kids--and days before Christmas. It just not funny. It is disgusting. People all over the nation are sick over this.
Get a clue, and maybe some morals...oh yeah and a little bit of empathy would be good too.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Nickelback ()
Date: December 17, 2012 08:32PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> eh yo Hallie. register and PM me so we can talk
> about how sad this was n stuff.

ok. somethings wrong, so i'll have to go under different name. Nickelback is new name.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: THOKER ()
Date: December 17, 2012 08:36PM

Dude do you know the difference between Empathy and Sympathy?

FUCK YOU


fuck you for doing this Wrote:
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> This actually isnt even like me to reply to
> anything, not to mention such inhumane, completely
> disgusting posts/pics- but honestly....this is
> disgusting. I am sure if your parent saw this,
> they would be so incredibly disappointed. Someone
> wrote "too soon dude"
> I say, dude--this is never ever okay to post.
> Please be a human and have some compassion. It is
> NEVER ok to joke about lost lives, especially
> those of little kids--and days before Christmas.
> It just not funny. It is disgusting. People all
> over the nation are sick over this.
> Get a clue, and maybe some morals...oh yeah and a
> little bit of empathy would be good too.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 17, 2012 08:46PM

May I remind everyone saying how awful it is they died before Christmas, that not all of them were Christian?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Thee joker ()
Date: December 17, 2012 08:53PM

InstantlyChinese Wrote:
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> May I remind everyone saying how awful it is they
> died before Christmas, that not all of them were
> Christian?
Which means not all of them "stormed the gates of heaven" like that stupid Facebook faggot ass poem says

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Classic Chris Rock ()
Date: December 17, 2012 10:06PM

Classic Chris Rock that Still works...

http://youtu.be/bQilqOveh2s


http://youtu.be/aAoMNEQo4sQ

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: good ol' days ()
Date: December 17, 2012 10:13PM

Classic Chris Rock Wrote:
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> Classic Chris Rock that Still works...
>
> http://youtu.be/bQilqOveh2s
>
>
> http://youtu.be/aAoMNEQo4sQ


Chris Rock is one smooth nickel.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: michael ()
Date: December 17, 2012 11:00PM

excuse me but they were 6 and 7 sir so fuck off

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Heather16630 ()
Date: December 17, 2012 11:15PM

This is really fucked up

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Kristenm06 ()
Date: December 17, 2012 11:32PM

What the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?! People just lost their children friends family members in a horrible tragedy and you make jokes about it? You're fucking SICK!!!! How dare you!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 17, 2012 11:37PM

Classic Chris Rock Wrote:
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> Classic Chris Rock that Still works...
>
> http://youtu.be/bQilqOveh2s
>
>
> http://youtu.be/aAoMNEQo4sQ



Lolololol.....these never get old!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: bennym ()
Date: December 18, 2012 12:19AM

what kind of heathens are you? this isn't funny or a joke

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Adam Lanza ()
Date: December 18, 2012 12:34AM

This thread just got awesome.
Sup kids?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 18, 2012 01:16AM

This is terrible. Just awful.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: NRA school ()
Date: December 18, 2012 04:41AM

The wackjobs at the NRA say we needed more guns in that school to make it safe.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Yes, it does dickwad ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:28AM

NRA school Wrote:
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> The wackjobs at the NRA say we needed more guns in
> that school to make it safe.


Yes, it does dickwad. When was the last time someone went on a shooting rampage at a gun range, a gun show, an army base, police station or hunting lodge. President Obama is protected by thousands of these same guns he wants to ban for everybody else. Big hypocrite. Nothin new.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Smokin ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:30AM

eesh Wrote:
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> This is terrible. Just awful.

She is so hot!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: asabrick ()
Date: December 18, 2012 07:06AM

Yes, it does dickwad Wrote:
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> NRA school Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The wackjobs at the NRA say we needed more guns
> in
> > that school to make it safe.
>
>
> Yes, it does dickwad. When was the last time
> someone went on a shooting rampage at a gun range,
> a gun show, an army base, police station or
> hunting lodge. President Obama is protected by
> thousands of these same guns he wants to ban for
> everybody else. Big hypocrite. Nothin new.


The ignorance of your statement is fucking astounding.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Going with your gut ()
Date: December 18, 2012 02:51PM

Yes, it does dickwad Wrote:
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> Yes, it does dickwad. When was the last time
> someone went on a shooting rampage at a gun range,
> a gun show, an army base, police station or
> hunting lodge. President Obama is protected by
> thousands of these same guns he wants to ban for
> everybody else. Big hypocrite. Nothin new.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Hood_shooting

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Nickelback ()
Date: December 18, 2012 04:08PM

Just wrong!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Nickelback ()
Date: December 18, 2012 04:08PM

^for eesh

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: WOW! ()
Date: December 18, 2012 04:54PM

That is messed up! Little girls and boys aged 6 and 7 died!!!!!!! You are mental if you think that is funny!!!!!!! Those little kids didnt deserve to die because of some messed up, mental, and RETARDED guy!!!!!!! The parents of those kids must have been devestated!!!!!!!! And that is just wrong!!!!! Someone should arrest you for even saying that!!!!!!! That isn't even the slightest bit funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can just go **** yourself!!!!!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:04PM

WOW! Wrote:
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> That is messed up! Little girls and boys aged 6
> and 7 died!!!!!!! You are mental if you think that
> is funny!!!!!!! Those little kids didnt deserve to
> die because of some messed up, mental, and
> RETARDED guy!!!!!!! The parents of those kids must
> have been devestated!!!!!!!! And that is just
> wrong!!!!! Someone should arrest you for even
> saying that!!!!!!! That isn't even the slightest
> bit funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can just go ****
> yourself!!!!!!!

So you're saying if anyone laughs at this they have mental disabilities?
And you're also saying the shooter had mental disabilities, as well as mental retardation?
That is insulting to the parents of mentally disabled children that are devastated due to the hard work required to take care of their mentally disabled child.
That isn't even the slightest bit funny.
Someone should arrest you for even saying that.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: U7vY9 ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:15PM

WOW! Wrote:
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> That is messed up! Little girls and boys aged 6
> and 7 died!!!!!!! You are mental if you think that
> is funny!!!!!!! Those little kids didnt deserve to
> die because of some messed up, mental, and
> RETARDED guy!!!!!!! The parents of those kids must
> have been devestated!!!!!!!! And that is just
> wrong!!!!! Someone should arrest you for even
> saying that!!!!!!! That isn't even the slightest
> bit funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can just go ****
> yourself!!!!!!!
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: McFDt ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:16PM

InstantlyChinese Wrote:
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> WOW! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That is messed up! Little girls and boys aged 6
> > and 7 died!!!!!!! You are mental if you think
> that
> > is funny!!!!!!! Those little kids didnt deserve
> to
> > die because of some messed up, mental, and
> > RETARDED guy!!!!!!! The parents of those kids
> must
> > have been devestated!!!!!!!! And that is just
> > wrong!!!!! Someone should arrest you for even
> > saying that!!!!!!! That isn't even the
> slightest
> > bit funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can just go ****
> > yourself!!!!!!!
>
> So you're saying if anyone laughs at this they
> have mental disabilities?
> And you're also saying the shooter had mental
> disabilities, as well as mental retardation?
> That is insulting to the parents of mentally
> disabled children that are devastated due to the
> hard work required to take care of their mentally
> disabled child.
> That isn't even the slightest bit funny.
> Someone should arrest you for even saying that.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: XkKkL ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:27PM

Nickelback Wrote:
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> Just wrong!
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: 3yFe3 ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:27PM

Nickelback Wrote:
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> ^for eesh
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: VCmLv ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:28PM

NRA school Wrote:
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> The wackjobs at the NRA say we needed more guns in
> that school to make it safe.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: December 18, 2012 06:13PM

@Hallie-I got as far as "my sister could've died" and gave up....sad that you didn't....and your kids if the world is cursed to have them in it. What sort of retard are you to get on a thread that says "JOKE" in the title and act all high and mighty? This was another act of natural selection, like the Xmas tsunami a cpl years ago, sucks, but there ya go. How many kids died that day? We're over it though, that's what's sad.

Do you people realize how many loons are out there thinking the world is ending in a few days? Do you NOT expect mayhem til the 22nd? I do.

Yeah, my kids are gonna get a few extra days of holiday break thanks to Adam/Alan/whatevr his name was and I'm thanking God my kids are still here. Obviously they're meant for something more in life than those 20 were.

I'm gonna go wrap my Christmas gifts now and stop worring about bs that doesn't concern me. Hey, Hallie, you should try it.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: You are a moron ()
Date: December 18, 2012 07:45PM

If you can't distinguish between spree killers and war with militant Islam, you are a complete idiot. BTW, militant Islam attack US army bases like everyday.

Going with your gut Wrote:
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> Yes, it does dickwad Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes, it does dickwad. When was the last time
> > someone went on a shooting rampage at a gun
> range,
> > a gun show, an army base, police station or
> > hunting lodge. President Obama is protected by
> > thousands of these same guns he wants to ban
> for
> > everybody else. Big hypocrite. Nothin new.
>
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Hood_shooting

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Can't change what you said ()
Date: December 18, 2012 08:01PM

You are a moron Wrote:
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> If you can't distinguish between spree killers and
> war with militant Islam, you are a complete idiot.
> BTW, militant Islam attack US army bases like
> everyday.

You asked a very simple question, and now you want to add a qualification and say that one was a deranged spree killer and the other was part of a war with militant islam, because you forgot to think before making your original statement.

You asked: "When was the last time someone went on a shooting rampage at a gun range, a gun show, an army base, "

You were asserting that these things don't happen when and where people are armed. But the simple fact is that they can, and do. Arming teachers will not prevent these things from happening. Regardless of how you change your argument.



>
> Going with your gut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes, it does dickwad Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Yes, it does dickwad. When was the last time
> > > someone went on a shooting rampage at a gun
> > range,
> > > a gun show, an army base, police station or
> > > hunting lodge. President Obama is protected
> by
> > > thousands of these same guns he wants to ban
> > for
> > > everybody else. Big hypocrite. Nothin new.
> >
> >
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Hood_shooting

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Lesson Plan ()
Date: December 18, 2012 08:19PM

Sandy Hook Lesson Plan
Reading Math
Letters A R Numbers 15
G L O C K 20
S I G 226

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 18, 2012 08:23PM


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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 18, 2012 08:29PM

So the question remains...

Was the shooter wearing Pyrovision goggles?


This could change everything.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: regular programming ()
Date: December 19, 2012 01:11AM

never 2 soon
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Niggerbiscuits ()
Date: December 19, 2012 01:39AM

Did you guys heaer about that sandy hook kid that was on the TV? He was all over the chalkboard and the desk too!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Alan The Awful Asshole ()
Date: December 19, 2012 01:58AM

Seems like the internet is starting to notice this thread. Let's crank it up a notch, throw in some Columbine jokes, and show them how fucked in the head we really are.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: 31415926535 ()
Date: December 19, 2012 03:28AM

You know the saddest thing about this shooting? Any pedophiles in the state of CT now have a smaller dating pool from which to choose. Oh, those poor, child-molesting hopeless romantics. . . . . .always sooo full of love they can't help but splatter some of that love on ya!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: 31415926535 ()
Date: December 19, 2012 06:22AM

Do you know what sits in a Sandy Hook classroom and says Shhhhhh? A victim's lung.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: HS teacher ()
Date: December 19, 2012 05:20PM

Is it true that all the kids got their school clothes at target?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Bethany Whalen ()
Date: December 19, 2012 06:18PM

nigger dicks
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: 31415926535 ()
Date: December 20, 2012 07:12AM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To peck at some bullet-splattered Sandy Hook guts.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Nickelback ()
Date: December 20, 2012 07:48PM

JenK Wrote:
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> @Hallie-I got as far as "my sister could've died"
> and gave up....sad that you didn't....and your
> kids if the world is cursed to have them in it.
> What sort of retard are you to get on a thread
> that says "JOKE" in the title and act all high and
> mighty? This was another act of natural
> selection, like the Xmas tsunami a cpl years ago,
> sucks, but there ya go. How many kids died that
> day? We're over it though, that's what's sad.
>
> Do you people realize how many loons are out there
> thinking the world is ending in a few days? Do
> you NOT expect mayhem til the 22nd? I do.
>
> Yeah, my kids are gonna get a few extra days of
> holiday break thanks to Adam/Alan/whatevr his name
> was and I'm thanking God my kids are still here.
> Obviously they're meant for something more in life
> than those 20 were.
>
> I'm gonna go wrap my Christmas gifts now and stop
> worring about bs that doesn't concern me. Hey,
> Hallie, you should try it.

Now instead of the username being hallie its Nickelback, and I dont have any kids,dumbass! I am 11! And I think that a death at this maximum does concern me and everyone else that wants to pay attention to it! I wasnt looking for a joke thread! I trying to find stories on the shooting! Why are YOU here? Huh?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Laughsatkidsdeaths ()
Date: December 20, 2012 10:04PM

How many kids does it take to paint a school red?
20!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 20, 2012 10:59PM

http://www.wusa9.com/news/article/234424/188/Man-Walks-Into-Sandy-Hook-Elementary-In-Va-With-Two-By-Four-Labeled-High-Powered-Rifle



A man was arrested after he walked into Sandy Hook Elementary School in northern Virginia with a 2-by-4 board with the words "High Powered Rifle" written on it.

Maj. Scott Proctor of the Shenandoah County Sheriff's Office said 33-year-old Christopher Gerrit Johnson apparently was attempting to make a statement about school safety Wednesday when he walked into the elementary school in Strasburg about 60 miles west of Washington.

The Strasburg school shares the same name as the Connecticut elementary school where 20 pupils were slain last Friday.

Proctor said Johnson was immediately detained by a school resource officer and arrested by police, who charged him with disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 21, 2012 02:54AM

Nickelback Wrote:
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>
> Now instead of the username being hallie its
> Nickelback, and I dont have any kids,dumbass! I am
> 11!
And I think that a death at this maximum does
> concern me and everyone else that wants to pay
> attention to it! I wasnt looking for a joke
> thread! I trying to find stories on the shooting!
> Why are YOU here? Huh?


whoa what? we going the whole "im underage" route again. please dont PM me and this may be a shot in the dark but some of these jokes are funny.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Nickelback ()
Date: December 21, 2012 03:31PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Nickelback Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Now instead of the username being hallie its
> > Nickelback, and I dont have any
> kids,dumbass! I am
> > 11!
And I think that a death at this
> maximum does
> > concern me and everyone else that wants to pay
> > attention to it! I wasnt looking for a joke
> > thread! I trying to find stories on the
> shooting!
> > Why are YOU here? Huh?
>
>
> whoa what? we going the whole "im underage" route
> again. please dont PM me and this may be a shot in
> the dark but some of these jokes are funny.

Why not PM you? I am more mature than 11.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: December 21, 2012 03:42PM

edit



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/22/2012 01:32AM by _Eyedea_.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: i care ()
Date: December 21, 2012 10:55PM

Karma is not real
just saying

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: JoshBeckett12321 ()
Date: December 22, 2012 12:53AM

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eat a bullet ()
Date: December 22, 2012 05:38PM

michael Wrote:
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> excuse me but they were 6 and 7 sir so fuck off


and they were so cute too..I mean before the bullets to the head obviously, now not so much

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: THE REAL TRUTH ()
Date: December 23, 2012 12:17AM

U R TRULY A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: help lol ()
Date: December 23, 2012 12:09PM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Jokester ()
Date: December 23, 2012 02:01PM

A nigger, a Jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch long, always-flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.

"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."

"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot. "But first I need to start a thread about a man going into an elementary school and having a blast. It will just take a sec."

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: _Eye_Dee_10_Tee_Error_ ()
Date: December 23, 2012 10:46PM

_Eyedea_ Wrote:
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> U r sick in the head im literally crying right now
> on this blog the fuckers that started this should
> be shot
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Shot like those little kids? So tell me, how are you no different than Adam?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Punk ()
Date: December 24, 2012 07:04AM

Wow, fuck everybody who said that this isn't funny. Who the hell are you to decide what is funny or not for me. I don't think that Tyler Perry movies are funny, but I don't wish that all of the people who have seen his movies should be shot and sent to hell. The topic of this thread clearly says "Joke thread". Your own curiosity brought you here so you are no different than the people posting jokes. Don't condemn people for posting on a thread that you shouldn't even be on.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Vulture ()
Date: December 25, 2012 10:09AM

25 kids are dead 1 mom 1 adam lanza

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Self-righteous religious loser ()
Date: December 25, 2012 10:54AM

Punk Wrote:
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> Wow, fuck everybody who said that this isn't
> funny. Who the hell are you to decide what is
> funny or not for me. I don't think that Tyler
> Perry movies are funny, but I don't wish that all
> of the people who have seen his movies should be
> shot and sent to hell. The topic of this thread
> clearly says "Joke thread". Your own curiosity
> brought you here so you are no different than the
> people posting jokes. Don't condemn people for
> posting on a thread that you shouldn't even be on.


I seek out stuff like this so that I can condemn people and create a false sense of pious indignation and self-worth for myself.

I find it is easier to tell other people what they should do to become better people, than to put in the effort to become a better person, myself. That's why I cling to religion and condemn the behavior of others.

Abortion and gay marriage are bad!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 25, 2012 12:58PM

No, 20 kids and the other five were school employees.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Bob McBurger ()
Date: December 26, 2012 09:14AM

The teacher told them to pick out a book. They got magazines instead

Here's my address for anyone who would like to try and kill me, but keep in mind I'm an owner of multiple firearms, so good luck.

105 Commercial Avenue NW, Sandstone, MN 55072

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: December 26, 2012 09:22AM

Bob McBurger Wrote:
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> The teacher told them to pick out a book. They got
> magazines instead
>
> Here's my address for anyone who would like to try
> and kill me, but keep in mind I'm an owner of
> multiple firearms, so good luck.
>
> 105 Commercial Avenue NW, Sandstone, MN 55072


I don't know why anyone would want to hurt you, but you might get a lot of pizzas and magazines

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Wisconsin () ()
Date: December 26, 2012 05:28PM

Go hold up a sign like that in public where everyone can see your face you fucking pussy. See if someone doesn't kill you where you stand. You're just a coward hiding behind a computer screen.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: cjNGv ()
Date: December 26, 2012 05:44PM

Wisconsin () Wrote:
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> Go hold up a sign like that in public where
> everyone can see your face you fucking pussy. See
> if someone doesn't kill you where you stand.
> You're just a coward hiding behind a computer
> screen.


no problem

westboro baptist church does that daily

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: wake up ()
Date: December 29, 2012 04:04PM

sandy hook was a fun movie. it made me cry. it made me lauf. i love watching the actors tell us about there child that died two days ago with big smiles no tears. i think it would of been more beleable if they would of used real hollywood actors. i cant wait for the next show obam and his friends have planed for us. this is why jokes are aceptable here..

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Lawlz ()
Date: December 31, 2012 09:39PM

Hahahahahahaha to damn funny the best thing I've seen in a long time this is almost as good as the time I saw kids getting shot hahahahaha such a good time.... Man was I HARD at work when I saw the news

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Ann ()
Date: January 02, 2013 08:18PM

Wow. I looked on here and I was so disgusted. This was my town. I know these families. You guys posting these things are so disgusting. I looked up "Sandy Hook Elementary" and I found this. A joke is meant to be funny. 20 dead children is NOT funny. You may be thinking that the jokes themselves are the humorous part, but everything about this thread is sickening. You guys all deserve to be locked in a mental institute for the rest of your lives. When I see these sick "jokes", memes, and so on, it makes me want to vomit. Poking fun at the pain of others is never funny. I hope karma hits you hard. That is all.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: PECGc ()
Date: January 03, 2013 01:17AM

Ann Wrote:
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> Wow. I looked on here and I was so disgusted. This
> was my town. I know these families. You guys
> posting these things are so disgusting. I looked
> up "Sandy Hook Elementary" and I found this. A
> joke is meant to be funny. 20 dead children is NOT
> funny. You may be thinking that the jokes
> themselves are the humorous part, but everything
> about this thread is sickening. You guys all
> deserve to be locked in a mental institute for the
> rest of your lives. When I see these sick "jokes",
> memes, and so on, it makes me want to vomit.
> Poking fun at the pain of others is never funny. I
> hope karma hits you hard. That is all.


You forgot 8 adults - (Adam included)

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Connect and Cut ()
Date: January 03, 2013 06:07PM

Newtown requests that all gifts of toys and monetary donations be put on hold until further notice.
However, they are still in need of more cleaning supplies.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: redhook ()
Date: January 04, 2013 02:50PM

Ann Wrote:
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> Wow. I looked on here and I was so disgusted. This
> was my town. I know these families. You guys
> posting these things are so disgusting. I looked
> up "Sandy Hook Elementary" and I found this. A
> joke is meant to be funny. 20 dead children is NOT
> funny. You may be thinking that the jokes
> themselves are the humorous part, but everything
> about this thread is sickening. You guys all
> deserve to be locked in a mental institute for the
> rest of your lives. When I see these sick "jokes",
> memes, and so on, it makes me want to vomit.
> Poking fun at the pain of others is never funny. I
> hope karma hits you hard. That is all.


sadly kids die all the time every day in this country and very little is done about it. 20 of them go at once and everyone starts weeping. instead of getting pissed off at people maybe you should try to help some of these kids.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: adam lanza ()
Date: January 06, 2013 11:36PM

This whole shooting is a government conspiracy set up by Obama just so he can take the whites guns away.
I just wished the were all little nigger kids that got.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Barack Obama ()
Date: January 06, 2013 11:56PM

I can assure you this shooting was no conspiracy; but I do agree that nigger babies should have been killed. I mean who likes niggers anyway, they smell like shit and steal.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: lanza ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:01AM

Who votedyou in you stupid fucking nigger, you have done absolutely noting while in office besides increase our national debt to 20 trillion dollars. Rot in hell you Coon. I hope your fucking balloon lips pop NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Barack Obama ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:01AM

Nigger
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Chief keef ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:04AM

tree hunned bi

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Barack Obama ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:09AM

Sir please calm down, I'm doing the best I can, you should know by now we niggers aren't the brightest. By the way, if you knew how much cocaine and KFC 20 trillion dollars could buy you wouldn't be angry.

sorry, your friendly nigger,

Barack
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: adam lanza ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:20AM

I have a few questions I would like you to address the public with .
1 why do niggers, such as yourself, smell like shit?
2 why are niggers stupid?
3 is it true you you have your own watermelon patch
4 when my warranty runs out on my slaves is there a way to fix the whip marks
5 why do you have pubes on your face
6 is it true you luck yourself with eggplant
NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Will ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:44AM

You are absolutely right. Death is death and you can't change it So what is the harm of people who cope with death through laughter coming together on a forum set up for specifically that to do so? I mean, if people do not want to read the jokes that are posted, than don't come to the site. It really is that simple. If you see a site names "Sandy Hook JOKE Thread" and you feel like you will get offended don't click on it. Also i would put money on me being able to find a 9/11 joke thread as well. Its people like you that keep these people posting. Want to see the thread die? Then stop hating because it is exactly what the trollers want.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Connect and Cut ()
Date: January 07, 2013 11:04PM

The .223 bullet is small. Very small. It's basically the same size as the .22 you shot when you were 10 years old on Grampy's farm.

You know what else is really small? 6 year olds.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: NIGGER HATER ()
Date: January 08, 2013 01:30AM

You are one ignorant motherfucker apparently you know nothing about bullets you infected queen bubble

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Jayzoobie ()
Date: January 13, 2013 01:23PM

twenty, six year olds... or twenty-six year olds? I think there's a Michael Jackson joke in there... something about who ruined more children's lives, the sandy hook shooter or MJ? Or replace Michael Jackson with Jerry Sandusky, it's an interchangeable joke.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Dr. ()
Date: January 13, 2013 04:50PM

Adam Lanza, taking care of the kids like this years influenza.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: I'm Going To Hell, I Know I Am ()
Date: January 14, 2013 12:15AM

Whoo! We're the first Google result for "Sandy Hook jokes". What an amazing milestone.

In other news, I heard the Sandy Hook yearbook has some extra space available this year.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Postergod ()
Date: January 18, 2013 02:40PM

Oh my fucking god! I'm laughing so hard...this is what I searched for and you delivered it Fairfax! The people who are yelling at other people about being sick are even funnier! It's the internet, and guess what...you're reading it too! Oh and my heart goes out to the people of sandy hook...you know the ones who had to work the return counter at toys R us. They probably had a really busy day.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Postergod ()
Date: January 18, 2013 02:46PM

I'm sure he will...I hear there are babysitting positions open in hell. about 20 of them.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Postergod ()
Date: January 18, 2013 02:52PM

funniest joke ever! hahahahahaha!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Connect and Cut ()
Date: January 20, 2013 02:52PM

Truly the school board must be upset. This is certainly going to have a negative effect on the schools impeccable graduation rate.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Guitar Hero III ()
Date: January 25, 2013 10:54PM

This is hilarious news!!!!

"Sandy Hook Elementary School shooter Adam Lanza armed himself with hundreds of bullets on Dec. 14 before he entered the Newtown school. But he also did one more thing.

He put in a pair of earplugs.

Investigators don't know whether the earplugs are significant to their probe, but they have speculated as to whether Lanza used them because it was a habit from shooting at gun ranges, or to muffle children's screams during his shooting rampage."

Police must speculate something like this;
What was that little kiddy? I can't hear you because I'm wearing appropriate ear protection. Just tell me if you do not want to get shot.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Allah by Akbar ()
Date: January 26, 2013 07:11PM

What is al Qaidas favorite football team? THE NEW YORK JETS!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Atheist ()
Date: January 27, 2013 01:20AM

Topheavy Wrote:
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> Pissed off, I agree with you. This is NOT a
> laughing matter and those of you who think you can
> joke about the 20 innocent, beautiful lives that
> were taken by some sick and deranged asshole are
> just as sick and deranged as that asshole. As
> someone else wrote that he thought of a joke or
> something, but decided that he better shut up or
> his Karma would be fucked up. That's what we all
> need to do. Shut up, if you can't say something
> nice or considerate, don't say any thing at all.
> All of you ass wipes that are making jokes and
> sick comments about this devastating loss should
> never have children to take of because you don't
> have what it takes to be a real parent. To be
> responsible for a child is to be a considerate,
> passionate and loving person. You can't be that
> and say these horrible things about innocence. God
> help you.

Fuck off christfag

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: douche1233 ()
Date: January 27, 2013 06:38PM

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: New Bushmaster Logo ()
Date: January 27, 2013 07:18PM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Ren ()
Date: January 28, 2013 11:17PM

Good Jesus fuck, there will always be jokes made about tragedy by someone somewhere.It's not like you can stop them. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED, LEAVE. It's not your problem. Nobody is going to stop on account of you. So either stay and enjoy jokes or GTFO. "HURR DURR I'M SO MAD WITH THIS THREAD! I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO LEAVE SO I WON'T BE OFFENDED". Close the tab, and go home. Also, karma is something stupid people believe in because they like to live the illusion that "the good guy wins and the bad guy gets what he deserves". This is real life, where life isn't fair and sometimes bad people get away with it. "HUUR WHAT IF YOU HAD A KID DAT DYEEED". That isn't going to change the minds of the jokers because, that is a hypothetical situation. I have never seen such stupid people in my life. That's like bitching about how bad tasting a certain food is while continuing to eat it. You have the option to leave. I came for jokes but all I get is a bunch of white-knights bitching. Nobody is forcing you to stay and nobody cares what imaginary consequences you muster up as threats ( u r goin 2 hell, karma is gonna get you). You can't stop the jokes so what are you trying to achieve other than wasting your own time? To the jokers: Ignore the white-knights and post jokes as if they weren't there. All they are going to do is bitch so it's pointless and it is killing the original topic. That's what we're here for, the jokes.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Sandra Bullock ()
Date: January 30, 2013 09:15AM

Q. What's more painful than a rusty nail?





A. A Sandy Hook.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Techer's Pet ()
Date: February 01, 2013 06:26PM

Too bad those kids didn't know how to read or write. Adam Lanza filled them so full of lead that their classmates could have used them as pencils.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Glenn Hendrix ()
Date: February 03, 2013 07:45PM

NOW THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS !

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Shannon Williams ()
Date: February 03, 2013 11:28PM

You people are mentally ill. What kind of sick in the head, psychopaths make fun of a bunch of children being murdered!!? You fucking sickos are going to burn in hell for all eternity for the things you've written here. The worst part is you know it, and are too proud to accept god as your savior. Instead your hearts are blackened and evil, which is probably better then having a 9 year old heart with a pistol bullet in it :D

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: crymeariver ()
Date: February 07, 2013 12:06PM

They wanted books, all they got were magazines

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: good one ()
Date: February 08, 2013 04:55PM

prince georges county court ---------------------------------------------
> What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A
> sandy hook survivor


LOL

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 08, 2013 05:15PM

Shannon Williams Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You people are mentally ill. What kind of sick in
> the head, psychopaths make fun of a bunch of
> children being murdered!!? You fucking sickos are
> going to burn in hell for all eternity for the
> things you've written here. The worst part is you
> know it, and are too proud to accept god as your
> savior. Instead your hearts are blackened and
> evil, which is probably better then having a 9
> year old heart with a pistol bullet in it :D
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: timmm ()
Date: February 21, 2013 12:08AM

fuck's a sandy hook?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: ekimmike ()
Date: March 13, 2013 01:26PM

not taken down lol

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: At least ()
Date: March 17, 2013 02:25PM

Santa got a break

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: March 17, 2013 02:34PM

aww, I forgot about this thread. poor kids.

 

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: March 18, 2013 07:38PM

He kept his paper digits in a chunk
Once joined a rap click - midgets into crunk
He did a solo on the oboe
Coulda sold a million then the Villain went for dolo
... and cited creative differences
Basically they hated, he left no jaded witnesses

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: /b/ ()
Date: March 20, 2013 12:38PM

HAHA to who ever made this page you get the butt hurt of the year award haha dam u pissed some people off but what do you call a 6 year old with no friend's... sandy hook survivor haha trololololo stay mad people and the butt hurt will only continue i haven't seen clip's like tho's since columbine haha great work and to the people bitching sit the fuck down you cross us on the street everyday without knowing it people like us are not psychos we just are able to joke about REALLY fucked up shit it's called dark humor get used to it u mad bro hahaha

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Sandy Hook Fan ()
Date: March 28, 2013 11:37PM

"The entire country was shocked," Obama said. "Shame on us if we've forgotten. I haven't forgotten those kids. Shame on us if we've forgotten."

I have not forgotten. I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN! In fact, I just came up with a new joke!

Every person that has ever been killed was once a little kid. They use to run and play and laugh. They use to be young and have the innocence of youth........unless they went to Sandy Hook.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: saphire ()
Date: March 29, 2013 12:55AM

You are being stupid so stop this was a real thing not a joking matter so shut the fuck up

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Sandy Hook Fan ()
Date: April 01, 2013 08:04PM

Oh, I am sorry. You convinced me with your rock solid argument. Please forgive me.








APRIL FOOLS!

Jokes on you. Again. Just like it was on December 14th.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Sandy's Hook ()
Date: April 01, 2013 08:05PM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: another dead kid ()
Date: April 02, 2013 06:05PM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Train ()
Date: April 06, 2013 01:32AM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Do The Lanza ()
Date: April 06, 2013 01:34AM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Clips ()
Date: April 06, 2013 01:36AM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: OnlyGodKnows ()
Date: April 06, 2013 01:37AM

Why are you guys making jokes about the tragedy at Sandy Hook?



It is already funny as is.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Jobo ()
Date: April 06, 2013 01:39AM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: john badman ()
Date: April 06, 2013 01:40AM

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqDYFVBC7wmMmGKcPQaRQ

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: RiP ()
Date: April 06, 2013 01:44AM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: that last image ()
Date: April 06, 2013 04:53PM

sure is funny

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: FFU Poster ()
Date: April 06, 2013 04:57PM

you are all liberals

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Will ()
Date: April 17, 2013 06:16AM

9/11 jokes?? Plane ridiculous in my opinion.< See that? That is a 9/11 joke. I will make jokes about terrible things in history. Why? Because instead of having a stick up my ass i loosen up. Notice how everyone who is calling us sick is coming to a JOKE THREAD. That's like an animal rights activist going to a Mcdonalds website and expecting to not see a hamburger. You do what you want to do and we will do what we want. Case closed.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: NoName ()
Date: April 28, 2013 06:27PM

This is horrible. 20 kids... 20... How can you laugh people?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Mart ()
Date: April 28, 2013 07:17PM

There is a curious irony that this thread speaks to. The fact that a sick, twisted, filthy, dark-hearted individual like Adam Lanza actually exists is hard for decent people to accept. The irony is that Lanza does exist, and that he is not alone is demonstrated by all the sick, twisted filthy dark-hearted scum on this board who find that tragedy amusing.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: janet ()
Date: May 03, 2013 11:13PM

ya baby girl u tell him o ya sexy

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: JoeS ()
Date: May 13, 2013 09:37PM

These jokes are about as old as the Sandy Hook kids wish they could be.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: May 13, 2013 09:44PM

Mart Wrote:
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> There is a curious irony that this thread speaks
> to. The fact that a sick, twisted, filthy,
> dark-hearted individual like Adam Lanza actually
> exists is hard for decent people to accept. The
> irony is that Lanza does exist, and that he is not
> alone is demonstrated by all the sick, twisted
> filthy dark-hearted scum on this board who find
> that tragedy amusing.


Thank you,Marty

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Drago Museveni ()
Date: May 19, 2013 06:17PM

I guess the mothers forgot to pack the kids juggernaut packages before they went to oschool....oh well..at least if they had their last stand perks they could have thrown chalks like sticks of dynamite.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: jack mehoff ()
Date: May 23, 2013 11:26PM

sandy hook kids wanted new books but all they got was magazines

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Loving this ()
Date: May 24, 2013 12:43AM

This is so ridiculously awesome. The jokes are funny and the angry "go to hell" people are funnier. This was a good find.
Also to those "go to hell" people, death is a prevalent thing. We aren't bringing them back with the jokes and you aren't going to sway the government to kill us or god to send us to hell. That's not how it works. If you want to make better arguments I'd also cut down on the ad homonims.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Newbold ()
Date: May 30, 2013 04:16PM

I have two good ones

1) what do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
..............sandy hook survivor

2) why did the 6 year old drop his books?
..............assault rifle rounds do tend to make you drop things

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Not fucking stupid ()
Date: June 01, 2013 10:18AM

actually 20 kids were killed 6 adults "fuckhead"

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Not fucking stupid ()
Date: June 01, 2013 10:21AM

actually he doesnt exist anymore he shot himself do any of you dumbfucks watch the news

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: i am teh punk ()
Date: June 01, 2013 09:08PM


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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: c dub ()
Date: July 07, 2013 06:10PM

What do you call a6 year old with no friends?
Sandy hook survivor

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: AlexM ()
Date: July 22, 2013 12:18AM

To all the assholes who are pissed about the jokes on here - FUCK OFF - It is a joke page, I had to google it to get here, you did not find this page by accident so get back on your high horse STFU and ride the fuck away.

Oh...

How did the PTA meeting start after the massacre?

One Score of Children and Six Adults ago...

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: anonny ()
Date: July 22, 2013 01:33AM

Drago Museveni Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I guess the mothers forgot to pack the kids
> juggernaut packages before they went to
> oschool....oh well..at least if they had their
> last stand perks they could have thrown chalks
> like sticks of dynamite.

LoL, no quick revive either. Now u got me doing it.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: super ()
Date: August 05, 2013 10:18AM

I'm guessing the movie Battle Royale is true!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Charlie Manson ()
Date: August 05, 2013 03:42PM

Brilliant. Hey, Sandy Hook Elementary may not have had the most books in their library, but they had plenty of magazines...

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Charlie Manson ()
Date: August 05, 2013 03:45PM

Think I'll go to happy hour tonight. I'll have more shots in me than a Sandy Hook Elementary student.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Charlie Manson ()
Date: August 05, 2013 03:55PM

Fuck all you jerkoffs who cry crocodile tears for the Sandy Hook incident. The only reason it made such an overwhelming impression was demographics. Cute, rich, white trust-fund kids with hyphenated last names and parents with lots of professional connections are more of a loss than poor or off-color ones, that's for certain. Had this happened in Waterbury or Bridgeport it would have been forgotten in a month. Personally I'm looking forward to the one-year anniversary. Hopefully there will be a burst of new, hilarious jokes floating around the Net.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Demanding Demander ()
Date: August 05, 2013 04:55PM

Charlie Manson Wrote:
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> Personally I'm looking forward to the one-year
> anniversary. Hopefully there will be a burst of
> new, hilarious jokes floating around the Net.

Seems like the jokes have run a bit dry. I've seen the "six year old with no friends" one like four times on this same page. I want new Sandy Hook jokes, now!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Beyond Your Read ()
Date: August 05, 2013 07:03PM

You don't need to sharpen your pencil at sandy hook. Why? The bullets going into your body will give you more than enough lead!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Charlie Manson ()
Date: August 07, 2013 04:47PM

Hey,Demanding; I've got an original for ya. Q: Why did the Connecticut unemployment rate spike in December of 2012? A: 20 Sandy Hook nannies lost their jobs!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Charlie Manson ()
Date: August 19, 2013 01:51PM

Of course, seven teaching positions opened up, so I guess things balanced out somewhat...

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Reality is a bitch ()
Date: August 28, 2013 04:54AM

The people making the jokes on the shooting are probably the same types of friendless virgin loser that Lanza/Holmes/Cho were...

Most annoymous internet trolls are 40 year old virgins who like Holmes/Lanza dream of lashing out at others who are actullay enjoying their lives+hanging with friends+having sex with hot chicks etc etc...Though unlike Holmes/Lanza they don't actullay have the balls to do it so they just relish in it annoymously online when some other virgin loser does it.

Enjoy being a virgin at age 65 all you interwebz annoymous trolls.

All these "rebels" against society or ohhh look at my edgy humor...it so edgy and anti society der de der" all are sitting home alone beating off to porn.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: GOING to hell ()
Date: August 28, 2013 05:08AM

Charlie Manson Wrote:
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> Brilliant. Hey, Sandy Hook Elementary may not
> have had the most books in their library, but they
> had plenty of magazines...


I laughed.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: GOING TO HELL ()
Date: August 28, 2013 05:09AM

Charlie Manson Wrote:
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> Think I'll go to happy hour tonight. I'll have
> more shots in me than a Sandy Hook Elementary
> student.

Laughed again lol

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Charlie Manson ()
Date: August 29, 2013 12:55PM

Re: Reality is a bitch- I'm delighted you took the time to attack me, and other posters with wonderfully twisted senses of humor. We live for that sort of thing, you know. We also enjoy correcting retarded spelling errors by sputtering christfags. By the way, I'm sure your little sister would prefer this be kept "annoymously" but I "actullay" had a great time with her last night. Please ask her to keep her ankles wrapped a little more tightly around the back of my neck next time, would'ja?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: August 29, 2013 01:00PM

Obviously, Reality is a Bitch, really IS a bitch, and a humorless one at that.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Despair Event Horizon ()
Date: August 30, 2013 10:52PM

Which has more holes in it? Swiss cheese or the body of a sandy hook student?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Kellye ()
Date: September 06, 2013 12:13AM

Wow, look at all you low-life, pathetic losers making fun of a tragedy. Hey,
You're probably the same idiots who find humor in things such as the hooocaust, the columbine shootings, you know what, you're probably those ass holes that LAUGH IN THE FACE OF TRAGEDY! I mean, why wouldn't you? Your life is shitty so it makes you so incredibly happy to see others suffer as well. I get it, you know, the "ironic" edge you think you have. You know, you think in the midst of the tears and the prayers you're gonna be the ass hole to laugh at the situation. Well, good for you. The most you have accomplished in your sad pathetic life is post a joke in a forum. You should be so fucking proud, you pieces of scum. Get a life and stop making jokes about things that are TRAGIC. Why don't you go fucking jump of a cliff if you're life sucks so bad instead of making jokes about those who had no option in the fate of their lives. Fuck you and I hope you all rot in hell, even though you were probably going there anyways. In fact, it's probably where you WANT to be. So as I said before, enjoy rotting in hell. Xo

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: svennestle ()
Date: September 06, 2013 12:23AM

"Why are suburban kids with rich parents who live in gigantic houses so damn angry?"

stupid. kids in poor hoods steal cars and shoot people. how many rich kids do ? stupid

what amazes me is how adults from the "me generation" keep treating people and kids like shit while they buy mc mansions and then in public when interviewed about the RESULTS of such evils say ...

"we can't imagine why people flip out. there's something evil about people who flip out"

meanwhile. some of them are actaully employed by gov and are total wise asses who make kids flip out by harassing them, even set up the situations, and threatening them legally about anything possible. meanwhile. they treat kids like crap.

fact is you treat people like shit some will flip out. they do know it. they do know they contributed.

most likely to cause mass carnage: illegal evictions. evictions done to grab land that are illegal. esp. if the purp is on anti-psychotics.

and those are on the rise lately. and there will be more bad results. we see them frequently now adays

no. the mass town carnage we see is all new. ie: never happend in old england. this is a phenomenon completely that began in the age of anti-depressants and fueled by cruel treatment of others

blame the poor. blame the victim. blah blah.

blame the "me generation" how about?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: svennestle ()
Date: September 06, 2013 12:27AM

yea deal with the mentally ill

how do you deal with crap gov and crap psychologists

who cause mentally ill people to want to take up arms against the town ?

because they didn't used to you dumbasses



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/06/2013 12:28AM by svennestle.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Charlie Manson ()
Date: September 09, 2013 12:19PM

You know, the intensity of the anger displayed by some of the posters on this thread is truly disturbing. Lighten up a little, for cryin'out loud. Hey, an elementary school catches a few slugs and some people make a huge deal about it...

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: SHES supporter ()
Date: September 16, 2013 08:13PM

This thread is sick.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: September 16, 2013 08:42PM

Time for a new poor-taste mass-shooting joke thread...

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: svennestle ()
Date: September 16, 2013 11:54PM

***********************************
no your missing something important

it isn't old school. it began happening with "psycho meds for normal kids" drug pushers, huge increases in school / gov spending, and tv and video games saying bye bye to any sense of morality

stop saying "old school"

never damn happened until recently. go check the history books.

line and verse

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: svennestle ()
Date: September 16, 2013 11:59PM

"old school" from the 2000s? when areas of china with corruption and poverty started seen young males do suicide rampages in chinese elementary schools ? remember those ?

again. that's still only recent in their history too.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Psy Op ()
Date: September 24, 2013 10:07AM

The Sandy Hook "event" was an "Influence Operation" aimed at lawmakers as an attempt to convince them to pass Gun Confiscation Legislation.

The Sandy Hook "event" was a "movie" presented to you as a real event by news organizations working in concert with certain factions within the government.

This was a PSYOP.

As you should know, the US Army engages in PSYOP every single day in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places for the express purpose of "Influencing" the population.

This is quite definitely happening here. Today. To you.

You can detect this kind of bullshit by employing the same kinds of analysis techniques that the CIA uses to analyze intelligence. Those techniques are called "structured methods" and do not rely on intuitive analysis.

Go to CIA.gov and read about how they separate fact from fiction.

This event was fiction. It was a "drill" presented to you as a real event.

This is not a "Conspiracy Theory". Historically, the term “Conspiracy Theory” was put into wide circulation by the CIA as a smear and to defame anyone questioning the JFK assassination. CIA Document 1035-960 entitled “Countering Criticism of the Warren Report” was issued with the intent to make anyone who questioned the “Official Narrative” the target of ridicule and hostility.

Official Story Sycophants basically fall into two categories: One is comprised of knowing operatives actively supporting official lies. The other is comprised of individuals with a crippled epistemology rendering them incapable of rationally weighing evidence that conflicts with their fairy-tale world view.

Many experts share the opinion that members of the second group actually suffer from a form of mental illness. Official Story Sycophants exhibit strong “confirmation bias” - that is, they seek out information that confirms their pre-existing beliefs, while using irrational mechanisms (such as the “conspiracy theory” label) to avoid conflicting information. Communications professors Ginna Husting and Martin Orr of Boise State University cover much of this in a 2007 peer-reviewed article entitled“Dangerous Machinery: ‘Conspiracy Theorist’ as a Transpersonal Strategy of Exclusion”.

Sandy Hook, and other recent "tragedies" are part of an Influence Campaign.

By now, you should begin to pull your head out of your ass and stop watching the "news". The "news" is not "journalism". It has been co-opted as tool for controlling certain Target Audiences.

The bottom line here is this: Hypothetically, what sort of "tragedy" presented to you in the media would convince you to relinquish for right to self-defense? How about your right to freedom of speech?

Well, the technology exists to present literally "any" event...as real - in the "news" media.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: anonymousone ()
Date: September 27, 2013 03:49AM

I know this post may be old, but it is truly sick that you people think something like this (or any other ignorant S.O.B person shooting others incident) is hilarious. If you want an honest opinion guns don't kill people STUPID people like you do. And I am sure that if someone didn't want to waste their life in prison over some piece of shit person like you, I'm sure they would LOVE to take you out (not necessarily by gun either, there are many more ways that other criminals have came up with that could hurt/kill you). People like you are the ones that make others say "Damn, what is this sick ass world coming to?" and you are the answer, some low down, uneducated, and plain sorry ass people who couldn't care about anything else in your life except making negative comments over other incident that you read about online or heard on the radio. I truly hope that one day you get what your "Karma" brings you, you truly deserve it. I also think the same thing about those dumbass people who carried signs around saying "God wanted this to happen" and "Pray for dead soldiers" well guess what we are all going to hell because those people are the largest hypocrites out there, and guess what I'm sure we all may be going to hell, because there are VERY FEW, if not ANY who are completely and utterly biblical in any sense. And forgiveness helps ONLY if you truly UNDERSTAND that what you have done is/was wrong and CHANGE your behavior. Forgiveness DOES NOT work only when it SUITS you. SO please grow a pair and grow up, and if not, well good luck and I seriously hope you get your ass kicked.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Charlie Manson ()
Date: September 30, 2013 12:17PM

Ok, karma's going to get all the BAD people who post humorous material about the widdle kiddies in S.H...And we're all going to hell, to boot. Yawn. Come on all you hell-bound creative people, we need new jokes here. This thread is going as stale as the cookies in the Sandy Hook Elementary cafeteria...

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: nigger mcnigger ()
Date: October 04, 2013 05:41PM

lel
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: I <3 Sandy Hook ()
Date: November 05, 2013 12:45PM

What do you call a six year old with no friends?


A sandy hook survivor.


Remember kids, the key to success is:

bring a gun to school
bring a gun to school
bring a gun to school

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: charlie manson ()
Date: December 04, 2013 12:10PM

Well, the Sandy Hook shooting has made me a believer in global warming. When I was in grade school there's no way I could have caught that many slugs in the middle of December!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 04, 2013 06:53PM

Psy Op Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The Sandy Hook "event" was an "Influence
> Operation" aimed at lawmakers as an attempt to
> convince them to pass Gun Confiscation
> Legislation.
>
> The Sandy Hook "event" was a "movie" presented to
> you as a real event by news organizations working
> in concert with certain factions within the
> government.
>
> This was a PSYOP.
>
> As you should know, the US Army engages in PSYOP
> every single day in Iraq, Afghanistan and other
> places for the express purpose of "Influencing"
> the population.
>
> This is quite definitely happening here. Today.
> To you.
>
> You can detect this kind of bullshit by employing
> the same kinds of analysis techniques that the CIA
> uses to analyze intelligence. Those techniques
> are called "structured methods" and do not rely on
> intuitive analysis.
>
> Go to CIA.gov and read about how they separate
> fact from fiction.
>
> This event was fiction. It was a "drill"
> presented to you as a real event.
>
> This is not a "Conspiracy Theory". Historically,
> the term “Conspiracy Theory” was put into wide
> circulation by the CIA as a smear and to defame
> anyone questioning the JFK assassination. CIA
> Document 1035-960 entitled “Countering Criticism
> of the Warren Report” was issued with the intent
> to make anyone who questioned the “Official
> Narrative” the target of ridicule and
> hostility.
>
> Official Story Sycophants basically fall into two
> categories: One is comprised of knowing operatives
> actively supporting official lies. The other is
> comprised of individuals with a crippled
> epistemology rendering them incapable of
> rationally weighing evidence that conflicts with
> their fairy-tale world view.
>
> Many experts share the opinion that members of the
> second group actually suffer from a form of mental
> illness. Official Story Sycophants exhibit strong
> “confirmation bias” - that is, they seek out
> information that confirms their pre-existing
> beliefs, while using irrational mechanisms (such
> as the “conspiracy theory” label) to avoid
> conflicting information. Communications professors
> Ginna Husting and Martin Orr of Boise State
> University cover much of this in a 2007
> peer-reviewed article entitled“Dangerous
> Machinery: ‘Conspiracy Theorist’ as a
> Transpersonal Strategy of Exclusion”.
>
> Sandy Hook, and other recent "tragedies" are part
> of an Influence Campaign.
>
> By now, you should begin to pull your head out of
> your ass and stop watching the "news". The "news"
> is not "journalism". It has been co-opted as tool
> for controlling certain Target Audiences.
>
> The bottom line here is this: Hypothetically,
> what sort of "tragedy" presented to you in the
> media would convince you to relinquish for right
> to self-defense? How about your right to freedom
> of speech?
>
> Well, the technology exists to present literally
> "any" event...as real - in the "news" media.



Wise words here.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Charlie Manson ()
Date: December 05, 2013 12:39PM

Hey all you twisted psychopaths out there, I've got a great idea for a new dance number..."The Lanza" Take the music from the 70's hit "The Hustle" change the lyrics to "Do The Lanza" and superimpose gunshot sound effects over the track. You know,

"DO THE LANZA!" BANG BANG BANG BA-BANG BA-BANG BANG BANG

BANG BANG BANG BA-BANG BA-BANG BANG BANG...

I'll bet it'll be a monster at the dance clubs in the Newtown area. Whaddaya think?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Charlie Manson ()
Date: December 10, 2013 12:48PM

Wow. The one year anniversary is coming up fast. Time really flies. Maybe not as fast as a bullet, but still...

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: the jokeman2 ()
Date: December 10, 2013 02:31PM

Guys, these Sandy Hook jokes are getting old... not like those children

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Charlie Manson ()
Date: December 16, 2013 12:41PM

Well, the one-year anniversary has come and gone, and no action on this thread...Time to retire, I guess. R.I.P. and thanks to Adam Lanza for all the laughs. Thanks to every beautiful human being who posted jokes or images-Choo Choo! All aboard the all your friends are dead train!-to brighten our days with the gift of humor. You're all very cool people; alright, maybe not as cool as the core body temps. of the Sandy Hook kids last year, but very cool nonetheless.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Cindy ()
Date: December 19, 2013 12:23PM

I am all for jokes but if it is an actual photo or something that really happened to someone I really do not understand how any one could find humor in it especially these innocent children.Try to think about it being someone you care about with an open mind and you will most certainly see what I am talking about.But,God bless and HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: sandy hooker ()
Date: January 03, 2014 06:21AM

i say i say i say iv'e just bought 5000 bushmaster shares
and did you make a profit old chap?
yes i made a killing!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: sandra hooker ()
Date: January 03, 2014 03:46PM

sorry that joke was wrong wrong wrong...



it should have been


i say i say i say iv'e just SOLD all my bushmaster shares
and did you make a profit old chap?
yes i made a killing!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: sandy hooker ()
Date: January 04, 2014 07:08AM

that was better, i'll take another shot at it -


i say i say i say iv'e just sold all my bushmaster shares
and did you make a big fat profit ?
i'll say i did - i made a killing!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: googlerfag ()
Date: January 15, 2014 09:59PM

FFXUG strikes again! The number one hit for "sandy hook jokes" is this page!
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: zammy ()
Date: February 19, 2014 02:08PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> Classic Chris Rock Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Classic Chris Rock that Still works...
> >
> > http://youtu.be/bQilqOveh2s
> >
> >
> > http://youtu.be/aAoMNEQo4sQ
>
>
>
> Lolololol.....these never get old!


Just like the kids at Sandy Hook!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: BuMPITY ()
Date: February 25, 2014 01:56AM

This needs to be revived.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: zammy ()
Date: March 09, 2014 11:35PM

I agree.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: dumbass ()
Date: March 14, 2014 07:46PM

Do you realize how many kids die a day from this starved, homeless, or Cause of gang violence? Just because how they were.killed doesn't mean anything

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: charlie manson ()
Date: May 13, 2014 01:00PM

True. But Sandy Hook was funnier.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: zm ()
Date: May 27, 2014 05:41PM

What is the difference between sandy hook and call of duty? The kids stop screaming after you shoot

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Gy4XN ()
Date: May 27, 2014 06:10PM

this is worse than christmas lights in july

put it away already

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: charlie manson ()
Date: May 30, 2014 04:23PM

Okay, but only if we can put them up again after Thanksgiving!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Assault Weapons Rule ()
Date: August 19, 2014 12:53AM

Don't you dare call me a dirty liberal. I'm more concerned about gun rights after events like this. Theres no point an weeping over the dead, so why not make fun of them.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Scatmandu ()
Date: August 29, 2014 01:36PM

Wut
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: charlie manson ()
Date: September 02, 2014 02:56PM

2 funny!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Diamond.D ()
Date: October 19, 2014 12:34AM

Dat Evelution thing is racist also i hate gays,lesbians,and bi people dat second pic is really messt up have some respect and dat 3rd pic is just awful and disusting

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: yo\\ ()
Date: October 19, 2014 12:44AM

OMG, this is such a funny thread. text me

and like me on my Facebook

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: drew ()
Date: December 16, 2014 11:36AM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Shannon Williams Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You people are mentally ill. What kind of sick
> in
> > the head, psychopaths make fun of a bunch of
> > children being murdered!!? You fucking sickos
> are
> > going to burn in hell for all eternity for the
> > things you've written here. The worst part is
> you
> > know it, and are too proud to accept god as
> your
> > savior. Instead your hearts are blackened and
> > evil, which is probably better then having a 9
> > year old heart with a pistol bullet in it :D

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: svndeadlysins86 ()
Date: December 19, 2014 12:43AM

sure it is it all was a hoax!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: whit eboy ()
Date: December 20, 2014 02:48PM

white boy shooting

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: you guys are sick. ()
Date: December 22, 2014 01:34PM

This is not funny at all.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Fuckface Mcgee ()
Date: January 06, 2015 02:29PM

Yes it is.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY ()
Date: January 09, 2015 02:32PM

What do you call a five year old with no friends?




A Sandy Hook survivor


l0l

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: ydGXL ()
Date: January 09, 2015 05:28PM

as in so many situations. all blame is put on the perp. the town never admits to inciting anger, dealing in inequities, or anything

as usual, though (? i think?) lanza is in prison we never heard his side of the story

never heard if his mother or who poisoned him or if he'd been overprescribed meds by some foreign fucking doctor (it says right on the box it causes suicide, what it doesn't say is it also causes psychopath and obsession which can cause suicide to turn to mass murder. please put that on the box? i knew you'd say no fuck you too.)

some of them are crazy. other's are being evicted and beleive they are defending (or maybe infact need to), and who knows how many are drugged or poisoned by people they trusted

fact is: its not happening because people turn suddently mass murderers "and would be cured if given medication"

that's complete bullshit i challenge anyone who takes that stance in phrase and to wheights, measures, and sciences.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: exD6t ()
Date: January 09, 2015 05:29PM

fact is the origional waco clock tower killer (there have been many now)

was on anti-pshy drugs

note the labels say: warning, this may cause psychosis and organ failure

all those meds do. it's like playing russian roulette with a french firearm (he he he).

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: XxDX6 ()
Date: January 09, 2015 05:36PM

they said he played violent games on Xbox. some programmers warned about addictive games and violent games - and that doom was the limit of how real it should get. the sleeze balls won as usual ! :)

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: UDXj4 ()
Date: January 09, 2015 05:37PM

i wonder if he wore gloves cleaning those many guns he loved.

that and model glue will kill you in no time, if your not careful

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Bushmaster CEO ()
Date: January 26, 2015 07:05PM

Awesome thread

jokes 10/10

White knights 1.5/10 (for the effort)

And to think all of the families tried to sue MY company! That's like trying to sue Chevy because some fuckwit got drunk and killed your daughter in a head on collision!

Besides, the only gun by my company was found in the trunk of lanza's car...

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Adam Lanza's Mom ()
Date: February 24, 2015 02:32AM

Why did all the kids at Sandy Hook fail all of their classes?

Even the walls had more brains than them





also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z8oWkGqw1Q

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: loldontgiveafuck ()
Date: March 20, 2015 11:44PM

The kids wanted a book but they got 5 magazines.
what do you call a 7 year old with no friends. A sandy hook survivor
if these jokes piss you off don't come on this page.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Anonym ()
Date: May 04, 2015 03:58PM

Why did Laza shoot up those kids at Sandy Hook? Because they fucking DESERVED it!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Say My Name ()
Date: May 04, 2015 04:02PM

What did one of the grieving Sandy Hook moms get for christmas? Breast Cancer!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: sick2 ()
Date: February 21, 2016 03:08PM

This thread is sick!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Dirty troll ()
Date: March 23, 2016 11:17AM

Ok, guys, It's been 4 years. It's funny now.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Ava ()
Date: November 20, 2016 02:12PM

I'm so sorry to hear that
How are you doing now

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: wowowow ()
Date: November 20, 2016 10:49PM

wow 4 years later lol

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Morono Post ()
Date: November 21, 2016 02:27AM

OP is Moreno just expressing his dark sense of humor again.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: MarkPauley ()
Date: November 29, 2016 01:48AM

4 years later...still funny. Not just 1 person. West Virginia in the house. Favorite song...I'll Be Dead For X-mas

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Habeeb ()
Date: January 12, 2017 01:22PM

what has more brains than a sandy hook student?



the wall behind them.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Janice ()
Date: January 12, 2017 01:25PM

Whats the difference between jesus christ and a painting of him?



It only takes one nail to hang the painting.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Vokrla ()
Date: April 10, 2017 06:45PM

Gtfo soft skin sumbitch lol fucking kys

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Date: April 10, 2017 10:09PM

Joker Wrote:
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> This might be inappropriate but...
>
> "JOKE THREAD!"


I remember seeing that meme on 4chan /b/ back in the day

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: The Wanderer ()
Date: April 27, 2017 12:34AM

With all due respect, if you don't like dead jokes, then don't come to this side of the internet. Some people have a sick sense of humor and others deal with tragedies with jokes. It's hard to judge someone you don't know.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: not sick humor-DARK humor ()
Date: April 27, 2017 12:39AM

FFU has lots of dark humor.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: dieeee ()
Date: July 13, 2017 07:47PM

DIE

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eeye00 ()
Date: December 10, 2017 07:12PM

ANOTHER YEAR LOL

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: charlie manson ()
Date: December 12, 2017 11:38AM

Ha ha!!! The jokes are still funny five years later, the sob sisters are still pathetic, and the kids are still dead!! Thanks again, Adam Lanza, for the epic coolness.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Not funny.. ()
Date: November 13, 2019 02:39AM

Sob sisters?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Shake Spear ()
Date: January 01, 2020 01:57PM

Love is not time's fool.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: dead kids dead cats ()
Date: May 15, 2020 07:24PM

not sick humor-DARK humor Wrote:
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> FFU has lots of dark humor.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: bumptard ()
Date: April 05, 2022 03:47PM

bump

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: This thread sucks ()
Date: May 29, 2022 02:14PM

This thread should be deleted.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: free speech ()
Date: May 30, 2022 06:29AM

free speech

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: 3 nails ()
Date: June 11, 2022 06:20AM

Janice Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Whats the difference between jesus christ and a
> painting of him?
>
>
>
> It only takes one nail to hang the painting.


That is a good one.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: aids burgular ()
Date: July 21, 2022 06:30PM

the letter p, completely random i swear.......

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: He Who Laughs First……. ()
Date: August 06, 2022 09:49AM

Does Alex Jones know any good jokes?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: # true ()
Date: March 27, 2023 03:13PM

you guys are sick. Wrote:
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> This is not funny at all.

True.

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