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Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: iffyboy ()
Date: December 05, 2012 11:00AM

I mean if they could or not whats the point?

Having ghost babies?

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Re: Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: got a drag ()
Date: December 05, 2012 11:05AM

Watch the movie Ghost.

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Re: Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 05, 2012 11:46AM

Sure, but they ejaculate fairy dust.

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Re: Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 05, 2012 11:50AM

Remember that erotic ghost scene out of Ghostbusters when they were all sleeping in the firehouse bay? I didn't understand it when I was little.

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Re: Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: Lester ()
Date: December 05, 2012 12:21PM

I went to one of those psychic seminars years ago. The topic was the spirit world, but the speaker delved mostly on how they interact in the physical world with us (which makes me think they don't know anything about the next plane of existence if there is any). The speaker said that when you smoke a cigarette, have a drink, or have sex, dead spirits jump in your body to experience the sensations they had when they were alive, especially if they were addicted to that behavior.

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Re: Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: Lester ()
Date: December 05, 2012 12:23PM

The implication is that they are probably waiting around to jump in whenever you feel the urge to spank your johnson.

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Re: Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: BestOever ()
Date: December 05, 2012 01:37PM

I think I had sex with a ghost once. We were visiting Gettysburg a few years ago and stayed at a 150 year old Bed & Breakfast. Woke up to feeling of being entered down there. Thought my boyfriend had initiated sex and went along with it. Had the best most intense orgasm ever! As I screamed in ectasy my boyfriend shot up startled and asked me what was wrong. As the waves of my orgasm subsided, I sat up in the bed, looked at him and asked, "if you weren't f'king my brains out a few seconds ago, who was?" Out of the corner of my eye I saw an apparition of a man disappear through the door.

Later the morning at breakfast, I asked the caretaker of the B&B if any guests had ever reported seeing ghosts. She laughed and said, "Did you get a visit from our favorite Union Soldier last night?" When I told her I thought so, she just smiled, patted my shoulder and said, "its surprising how many women insist upon your room on return visits!"

Just thinking about it, makes me want to schedule a return visit to Gettysburg this Spring!

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Re: Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: Peter Venkmen ()
Date: December 09, 2012 11:38AM

Who was hotter? You or the ghost? LOL

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Re: Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: chrystal ()
Date: July 20, 2014 10:14PM

What the B&B and what room # lol really

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Re: Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: Norpheus ()
Date: July 20, 2014 10:33PM

The question is do they masturbate to the same residual self image.

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Re: Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 20, 2014 10:50PM

chrystal Wrote:
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> What the B&B and what room # lol really


wut

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Re: Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 20, 2014 11:18PM

In the movies, ghosts are always raping women, so they must get horny.
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Re: Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: Slimer ()
Date: July 20, 2014 11:30PM

He's called "Slimer" for a reason. What did you think ectoplasm was?

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Re: Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: Ms Ghost HunterM6 ()
Date: July 21, 2014 12:22AM

This makes me wanna find a ghost with a big thingy.

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Re: Can ghosts jerk off?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 21, 2014 08:33AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> In the movies, ghosts are always raping women, so
> they must get horny.





That was a good movie, too bad it's obscure.

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