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A Guide on Who to Vote for: Republicans vs Demokrats
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Date: November 05, 2012 09:26AM
Which do you sound like? Vote akkordingly. Author unknown but spell-checked for akkuracy.
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Demokrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Demokrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Demokrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respekt.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Demokrat wonders who is going to take kare of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Demokrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Demokrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Demokrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Demokrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Demokrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Demokrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respekt.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Demokrat wonders who is going to take kare of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Demokrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Demokrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Demokrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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