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Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: GQ Man ()
Date: October 27, 2012 12:35AM

He dresses like an 84 year old alzheimer resident in a nursing home.
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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: Sack of shit ()
Date: October 27, 2012 12:40AM

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: getwitit ()
Date: October 27, 2012 12:42AM

old is the new black.

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: Trayvon Travolta ()
Date: October 27, 2012 12:57AM

The Goodwill in the ghetto.

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 27, 2012 04:29PM

Apparently , the dumpster at the nursing home.

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: lady ()
Date: October 27, 2012 04:45PM

LMAO he is wearing a womans cardigan. lmao. Cross dressing queer!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 27, 2012 04:46PM

He seems to lack testosterone.

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 27, 2012 10:29PM

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: biscuit Ned ()
Date: October 27, 2012 10:39PM

I really believ he has some sort of reduced mental capacity. Poor guy.

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: oink ()
Date: January 08, 2013 08:34PM

Hes got a womans body and a pigs face.

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: Henrico Man ()
Date: January 08, 2013 09:00PM

Meade is on the cutting edge of fashion. The striped shirt/solid sweater look is gonna be a thing. And Meade has already sported it.

The Colonel Sanders suit is a paean to the Old South. Meade has a soft spot for the old ways: magnolia trees, sweet tea, debutante balls, and gentlemen. While unrelatable to the Yankees of occupied Northern Virginia, this the core of who Meade is.

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: meade h skelton ()
Date: January 08, 2013 10:01PM

I shop at Unique thrift store, my only complaint is there are too many uppity hispanics ruining my shopping experience.

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: Felix C ()
Date: January 08, 2013 10:11PM

That red sweater is burning my retinas
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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: Billy Joel ()
Date: May 06, 2015 08:20PM

"Don't you know about the new fashion honey?
All you need are looks and a whole lotta money."
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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: Real Deal ()
Date: May 06, 2015 08:24PM

Trayvon Travolta Wrote:
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> The Goodwill in the ghetto.

+1 I'm betting Meade who has no job or money gets his clothing off the Goodwill or church charity racks.

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: zoo tramp marie ()
Date: May 07, 2015 07:25AM

Real Deal Wrote:
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> Trayvon Travolta Wrote:
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> > The Goodwill in the ghetto.
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> +1 I'm betting Meade who has no job or money gets
> his clothing off the Goodwill or church charity
> racks.
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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: goodwill ()
Date: May 07, 2015 01:59PM

Hipster spoil it because they are usually first in line at Goodwill and Salvation Army stores, leaving others the seconds. Meade hate dat there Hipster folks!

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: Second foots ()
Date: May 07, 2015 02:01PM

goodwill Wrote:
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> Hipster spoil it because they are usually first in
> line at Goodwill and Salvation Army stores,
> leaving others the seconds. Meade hate dat there
> Hipster folks!


Isn't it all seconds?

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: not to hipsters ()
Date: May 07, 2015 03:34PM

Second foots Wrote:
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> goodwill Wrote:
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> > Hipster spoil it because they are usually first
> in
> > line at Goodwill and Salvation Army stores,
> > leaving others the seconds. Meade hate dat
> there
> > Hipster folks!
>
>
> Isn't it all seconds?

Certain cloths in line with that whole hipster philosophy are considered 1st, don't matter the condition. There are cloths (originally K-mart stuff) and then there are cloths (formally Saks fifth Ave, Nautica, or North Face stuff). Meade goes for the classy stuff.

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: meade is smart ()
Date: May 07, 2015 03:45PM

He deducts about 10 pounds for cloths when he weighs himself, and an additional 5 for shoes. he feels a little better when he does it that way.

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: mwEMt ()
Date: May 07, 2015 03:47PM

Unique or another thrift store, if he is smart.

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: The more you know ()
Date: May 07, 2015 03:52PM

Henrico Man Wrote:
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> Meade is on the cutting edge of fashion. The
> striped shirt/solid sweater look is gonna be a
> thing. And Meade has already sported it.
>
> The Colonel Sanders suit is a paean to the Old
> South. Meade has a soft spot for the old ways:
> magnolia trees, sweet tea, debutante balls, and
> gentlemen. While unrelatable to the Yankees of
> occupied Northern Virginia, this the core of who
> Meade is.


Meade has a soft spot for "gentlemen?
You make it sound so dirty.

Fat, Sweaty Southerner in a White Suit

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FatSweatySouthernerInAWhiteSuit

Like Dastardly Whiplash, this is an oddly specific character. Often a villain, or at the very least extremely shady, the Fat, Sweaty Southerner in a White Suit is where the Corrupt Hick intersects with the Villainous Glutton. They are always obese. They always speak with a strong Southern accent, normally an upper class drawl. They are almost always dressed in a white suit, cane optional. If it's not truly white, it'll be pale enough to have the same effect. If it's someplace in the Deep South, like Mississippi or Louisiana, they will be extremely sweaty and constantly dabbing themselves with a handkerchief when not lazily fanning themselves. This is optional in places like Kentucky, but they will occasionally manage to be sweaty even in an Appalachian winter.

The root of the stereotype is in actual Southern fashions, combined with negative stereotypes of plantation owners. The white suit was an enduring Southern fashion down to the '70s, and can still be seen to this day, because the South is hot, not to mention humid. The best such suits were made of linen, which is naturally moisture-wicking and highly thermally conductive; the next-best quality was seersucker, a cotton weave in which most of the cloth stays away from the skin. (Seersucker suits are fashionable to this day in Washington, DC, which is very much a part of the South's subtropical climate zone.) Being white meant that the suit reflected light, and so didn't get hot as fast as other fabrics; it also allowed its wearer to show off that he didn't have to do anything that would get his clothing dirty.

Historical figures who sported the Southern white suit included Mark Twain and Colonel Sanders; but neither of them was particularly fat or particularly villainous. Mark Twain's satires of Southern aristocracy might have been the Trope Codifier here; Colonel Grangerford, from Huckleberry Finn, might be an example.

The villainous Fat, Sweaty Southerner in a White Suit is a shameless glutton; the usual objects of his gluttony are mainstream Southern foods (sweet, fatty dishes which originated in the wet, cold, rainy Scottish Lowlands, and were definitely not adapted to suit the wet, hot, rainy Southern ones), but he's often found in association with gumbo, suggesting that he may have Cajun origins.

He occasionally has Jabba Table Manners, and often has a careless, laid-back manner. He's probably Nouveau Riche and quite possibly a Corrupt Hick; he's almost certainly not an aristocratic, genteel, warlike Southern Gentleman.

He might be rich by anyone's standards; or he might just be better-off than the rural poverty that surrounds him. One way or the other, he can afford very large quantities of very good food, and it's not at all unlikely that he gets the money from being part of, or the leader of, a corrupt local government.

One occasionally sees an uncorrupt, or out-and-out heroic, character of this sort. They sometimes sell food; at other times, they, like the Southern Gentleman, are lawyers.

For non-fat, non-sweaty, non-Southerners, who are unlikely to be corrupt but who may have a different set of villainous characteristics, see Man in White. For Southerners too blue-blooded to sweat, see Southern Gentleman. For characters who are more powerful and even less genteel, see Corrupt Hick (remembering that there's a lot of overlap). For villains who eat a great deal, Southern or not, see Villainous Glutton. And for other stereotypes of the obese, compare and contrast Fat Bastard, Fat Idiot, and Fat Slob.
Since this is (more or less) a Villain Trope, No Real Life Examples, Please! (More or less.)

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: people ()
Date: May 07, 2015 04:01PM

The Satanic priest in the movie "Angel Heart" and the shady character portrayed by Rip Torn in the Cincinnati Kid as well as many Sydney Greenstreet characters wore them. Also Burl Ives in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof"

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: Filthiest man alive ()
Date: May 07, 2015 04:04PM

>
> Meade has a soft spot for "gentlemen?
> You make it sound so dirty.

Ain't it great
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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: Always drinks ()
Date: May 07, 2015 04:08PM

people Wrote:
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> The Satanic priest in the movie "Angel Heart" and
> the shady character portrayed by Rip Torn in the
> Cincinnati Kid as well as many Sydney Greenstreet
> characters wore them. Also Burl Ives in "Cat on a
> Hot Tin Roof"


Southern Comfort or those drinks, Mint Julep

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 07, 2015 05:47PM

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: hnV6C ()
Date: May 07, 2015 05:59PM

I personally find Meade’s sense of fashion to be impeccable; Haute Couture indeed.

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: accurate ()
Date: May 07, 2015 08:03PM

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Woe, Meade reached the big 4-0

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: falseweb ()
Date: May 07, 2015 08:05PM

My teenaged daughter used the site and it said she was 37.

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: Don't forget your mittens ()
Date: May 07, 2015 08:07PM

The more you know Wrote:

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> Historical figures who sported the Southern white
> suit included Mark Twain and Colonel Sanders; but
> neither of them was particularly fat or
> particularly villainous. Mark Twain's satires of
> Southern aristocracy might have been the Trope
> Codifier here; Colonel Grangerford, from
> Huckleberry Finn, might be an example.
>
You forgot Meade Skelton's favorite superhero and role model.
The man from Glad
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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: i love ()
Date: May 07, 2015 11:18PM

that he doesn't care what anyone else thinks!

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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: Man from Glad ()
Date: May 08, 2015 01:35AM

i love Wrote:
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> that he doesn't care what anyone else thinks!

I care
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Re: Where the fuck does Meade find these shitty clothes?
Posted by: I'm a fucktard amd proud of it ()
Date: May 08, 2015 08:07AM

Man from Glad Wrote:
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> > that he doesn't care what anyone else thinks!
>
> I care


Meade Skelton is one of US
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