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To the guy who thought low water flush toilets were a good idea
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Damn I hate it
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Date: October 21, 2012 01:10PM
This is for you. I am a man and take man sized shits. I dont get alot of joy out of flushing the toilet four times and then having to take a plunger to it. If I had Aids and shit diarrhea all day it would not be a big deal but I dont.
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Re: To the guy who thought low water flush toilets were a good idea
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More Complete
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Date: October 21, 2012 01:12PM
The government knows what's best for you.
Re: To the guy who thought low water flush toilets were a good idea
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: October 21, 2012 01:16PM
The average toilet has a 3" opening and when they lowered the water levels, it really fucked up toiletry. However, I was able to find one with a 4" opening (which is the size of the pipe in the floor) and it solved all the problems.
Re: To the guy who thought low water flush toilets were a good idea
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OneFlushForMe
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Date: October 21, 2012 01:25PM
All the toilets in my house are the old design. Lucky me. I can send
my shit down the pipe in style. Fuck the environmentalists.
my shit down the pipe in style. Fuck the environmentalists.
Re: To the guy who thought low water flush toilets were a good idea
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power flusher
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Date: October 21, 2012 01:28PM
Take a road trip up to Canada, load truck with real toilets. Bring back to USA. Profit.
I used to love 20 miles from the border. Just about everybody I knew had real (Canadian) toilets in installed in their homes.
I used to love 20 miles from the border. Just about everybody I knew had real (Canadian) toilets in installed in their homes.
Re: To the guy who thought low water flush toilets were a good idea
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TOTO isn't just a band.
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Date: October 21, 2012 01:31PM
Damn I hate it Wrote:
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> This is for you. I am a man and take man sized
> shits. I dont get alot of joy out of flushing the
> toilet four times and then having to take a
> plunger to it. If I had Aids and shit diarrhea all
> day it would not be a big deal but I dont.
From everything I've read online, the TOTO Drake toilet is the shit, so to speak. It's got a solid waste capacity of 900 grams (2 pounds), which is a ginormous fucking load of shit. The toilet itself can be had for just over $200 on Amazon, but their special soft-closing seat will add another $50 to the price.
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> This is for you. I am a man and take man sized
> shits. I dont get alot of joy out of flushing the
> toilet four times and then having to take a
> plunger to it. If I had Aids and shit diarrhea all
> day it would not be a big deal but I dont.
From everything I've read online, the TOTO Drake toilet is the shit, so to speak. It's got a solid waste capacity of 900 grams (2 pounds), which is a ginormous fucking load of shit. The toilet itself can be had for just over $200 on Amazon, but their special soft-closing seat will add another $50 to the price.
Re: To the guy who thought low water flush toilets were a good idea
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Yucky24.
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Date: October 21, 2012 01:32PM
Green Vibrance keeps my poop soft and smooth and easily flushable (tastes like Burke Lake water full of goose poop, though).
http://www.vibranthealth.us/green-vibrance/product-pages/green-vibrance
Thanks Green Vibrance!
http://www.vibranthealth.us/green-vibrance/product-pages/green-vibrance
Thanks Green Vibrance!
Re: To the guy who thought low water flush toilets were a good idea
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Teh King
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Date: October 21, 2012 01:42PM
I have yet to log jam my Toto toilets.
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"The three enemies of the people are hegemony, monogamy, and monotony."-Terence McKenna
Re: To the guy who thought low water flush toilets were a good idea
Posted by:
wnrsm
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Date: October 21, 2012 08:32PM
Break it up with a toilet brush before you flush, or heel it through the shower drain.
Re: To the guy who thought low water flush toilets were a good idea
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down the shitter
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Date: October 21, 2012 08:34PM
What the fuck are you people eating that is causing you to have shit logs the size of a Smart car? Jesus fucking Christ, eat some bran flakes and fresh vegetables once in a while!
Re: To the guy who thought low water flush toilets were a good idea
Posted by:
3rd Pedal
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Date: October 21, 2012 11:49PM
power flusher Wrote:
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> Take a road trip up to Canada, load truck with
> real toilets. Bring back to USA. Profit.
>
> I used to love 20 miles from the border. Just
> about everybody I knew had real (Canadian) toilets
> in installed in their homes.
+1, p-flush! The #1 bit of contraband from Canada to the US at least via the Detroit-Windsor tunnel is the Canadian high-voume flush toilet. As I understand it, new ones cannot be made or brought into the country however EXISTING high-volume toilets can be repurposed at will. If you own one and the porcelain is intact, it has value. If you must remodel your shitter, don't even think about letting the contractor "take" away the old toilet for free! You should be compensated for it because he's going to replace the guts and re-install it elsewhere for 4 times what he paid you for it.
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> Take a road trip up to Canada, load truck with
> real toilets. Bring back to USA. Profit.
>
> I used to love 20 miles from the border. Just
> about everybody I knew had real (Canadian) toilets
> in installed in their homes.
+1, p-flush! The #1 bit of contraband from Canada to the US at least via the Detroit-Windsor tunnel is the Canadian high-voume flush toilet. As I understand it, new ones cannot be made or brought into the country however EXISTING high-volume toilets can be repurposed at will. If you own one and the porcelain is intact, it has value. If you must remodel your shitter, don't even think about letting the contractor "take" away the old toilet for free! You should be compensated for it because he's going to replace the guts and re-install it elsewhere for 4 times what he paid you for it.
Re: To the guy who thought low water flush toilets were a good idea
Posted by:
SoylentGreen
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Date: October 22, 2012 04:51AM
Damn I hate it Wrote:
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> This is for you. I am a man and take man sized
> shits. I dont get alot of joy out of flushing the
> toilet four times and then having to take a
> plunger to it. If I had Aids and shit diarrhea all
> day it would not be a big deal but I dont.
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> This is for you. I am a man and take man sized
> shits. I dont get alot of joy out of flushing the
> toilet four times and then having to take a
> plunger to it. If I had Aids and shit diarrhea all
> day it would not be a big deal but I dont.
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Re: To the guy who thought low water flush toilets were a good idea
Posted by:
kevster
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Date: October 22, 2012 10:01AM
This is complete BS. Unless your buying a really cheapie toilet (<$130) then low flush toilets actually work better than then old toilets. Since they use less water, their designed to flush faster, with more pressure, and clean the bowl better. Stick with a big brand like Kohler/Delta/American Standard and you can't go wrong.