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This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: October 05, 2012 12:27PM

Come one come all....crowd around as I release my flatulence and cure all of your fears. Yes, for $5 a wop, you can smell my farts and cure your phobias!!!

I am the Great, Pootdini!!





(If homeboy can get paid staring at people, then I can get paid farting on people).

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: Racist_nigger ()
Date: October 05, 2012 12:31PM

what time?

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: October 05, 2012 12:42PM

7:farty five....I mean 7:45pm



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/05/2012 12:43PM by Ahmayzin.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: October 05, 2012 12:44PM

Racist_Nigger....make sure you wear your white sheet and cone hat. My ethnic friends would love to see you in it. Also, bring some fresh chitlins so we can feed them to your mama. lol.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: just awful music ()
Date: October 05, 2012 01:11PM

let me know where in the town center you will be spitting your shit, so I know what bar to avoid.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 05, 2012 01:13PM

Are you the the opening act for Meade?

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: crap music ()
Date: October 05, 2012 03:31PM

He is the opening act for the rim jobs.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: Where's Mr. R? ()
Date: October 05, 2012 06:49PM

Speaking of rim jobs, what ever happened to Rusty? Has everybody forgotten about him?

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: chappelle ()
Date: October 05, 2012 07:06PM

I don't know about rusty, but this niggs at the town center sux.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: Where's Mr. R? ()
Date: October 05, 2012 07:12PM

Well, Rusty sucks too, but not like the coons at RTC. His is more of a direct-suck approach for willing partners. Though he do like some jungle lovin' when he can get it.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 05, 2012 07:20PM

Why do we care? Ahmayzin is such an attention whore.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: sal ()
Date: October 05, 2012 07:31PM

The spooks at the reston town center ruin it for everyone. nobody goes to that place to hear that moon cricket music.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 05, 2012 07:33PM

Wait...is Ahmayzin going to give a live performance of some ethnic music?


I want to hear some Afro-Caribbean drums.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: the blues brother ()
Date: October 05, 2012 09:25PM

crap music Wrote:
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> He is the opening act for the rim jobs.


"The Rim Jobs?"


Is that Meade and MrMephisto's new band?

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: bigfoot ()
Date: October 05, 2012 09:59PM

the blues brother Wrote:
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> crap music Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He is the opening act for the rim jobs.
>
>
> "The Rim Jobs?"
>
>
> Is that Meade and MrMephisto's new band?


from what i understand, their new band is call "the suckers of cock."

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: snakeinthegrass ()
Date: October 06, 2012 01:07AM

While we're on the subject, I will be at the Chantilly Wal-Mart tomorrow.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: Overnight Shifter ()
Date: October 06, 2012 03:03AM

I will be at the Burke Wal-Mart tomorrow afternoon.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 06, 2012 07:58PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Wait...is Ahmayzin going to give a live
> performance of some ethnic music?
>
>
> I want to hear some Afro-Caribbean drums.

Sorry to disappoint, but Andy Williams was more afro caribbean than Ahmayzin.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 06, 2012 11:40PM

that's a pretty good oktoberfest they have going in RTC.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: October 08, 2012 02:06PM

just awful music Wrote:
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> let me know where in the town center you will be
> spitting your shit, so I know what bar to avoid.


I mean....if I could rap out of my ass...THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. Nope....Just farting. No rapping.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: October 08, 2012 02:10PM

Large Marge says: "Y'all got to be the dumbest batch of crackers I ever saw..."


How did this go from me farting for money to my music sucking. I hate you all with your corn liquor and your satan nipples. As for you Eeesh.....thats why your moms twat smells like goat knuckles ya nasty faggot. lol.

THE END



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/08/2012 02:11PM by Ahmayzin.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 08, 2012 04:41PM

So....was it a success?

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: October 09, 2012 09:41AM

No....I couldnt fart.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: October 09, 2012 10:12AM

Ahmayzin Wrote:
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> No....I couldnt fart.


Will you be singing kareoke radiohead songs? I want to hear your version of Karma Police.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: October 09, 2012 10:25AM

lol. Not in this lifetime buddy. lol.

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Re: This Saturday, I will be at Reston Town Center....
Posted by: N6uvt ()
Date: April 04, 2013 11:49PM

Ahmayzin Wrote:
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> Come one come all....crowd around as I release my
> flatulence and cure all of your fears. Yes, for
> $5 a wop, you can smell my farts and cure your
> phobias!!!
>
> I am the Great, Pootdini!!
>
>
>
>
>
> (If homeboy can get paid staring at people, then I
> can get paid farting on people).

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