An increase of retards?

Strange occurrences:

1. One night a few months ago, there was a car in a shallow drainage ditch (3 ft) on Stringfellow Rd. It was either at Melville or at Point Pleasant, right at the traffic light. The thing was nose first in the ditch and the back wheels were a foot off the ground at the edge of the roadway. I slowed to see if someone needed help, but it was like someone left it there... WTF. Does anyone know about this?

2. Front page of this past week's Centreview: A car crashed into a house on or near Melville, then drove away leaving tire tracks and dragging bushes with it. This is quite funny, actually. Greenbriar can't come up with any "normal" accidents.

PS: if you are the driver in the second story, I'd LOVE to meet you. Then, I'll turn you into the police.

you kill me pyramids. good stories, i've got one to go with it.

i was driving the other day on stringfellow and a teenager on his bike (maybe early 20's) literally just cut across the road almost getting knocked by the cars. after a bunch of honks from the cars in the area, he didn't even look or gaze at one of us, but kept riding. no earphones either.

Walking my greyhound down Stringfellow the other day, with the usual traffic slowed on the side heading towards 29, some assholes in a car felt the need to shout at me more than once that I had an ugly dog.

Other than yelling back that they were some fuckin' ugly humans I couldn't do much. Maybe throwing rocks at them would have been more gratifying.

That has absolutely nothing to do with my original post, but you should have released your dog at full speed towards them just to see the look on their face.

I was driving down Cedar Lane, and a car was sticking out of a ditch with it's nose planted in it. This is right at the bus stop in front of the elementary school, and it's almost too bizarre to explain. it was completely perpendicular to the road, so there's no way it just ran off the road. It would take careful and slow maneuvering to position the car that way, since there's no room on the other side of the road. It takes a special kind of stupid to pull that off.

Yeah that's exactly what I saw in Greenbriar; it was ridiculous...but where the hell is Cedar Ln? There's one in Vienna...what elementary school is on a Cedar Ln in Chantilly?

I was talking about Vienna. I know that's not Chantilly, but the subject was stupid crashes.