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Bristow
Posted by: Better than you ()
Date: January 28, 2013 12:45PM

Is there any way we can seperate Bristow/Gainesville into different section than Manassas/dale city or woodbridge ?We are so much better that those low life fanta drinking idiots

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: January 28, 2013 01:15PM

start posting some worthwhile shit like where to find milfs or something outside of virginia oaks and then we can talk about seperations

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: ANDYFORD ()
Date: January 28, 2013 02:12PM

What is Fanta ?

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Emma C ()
Date: January 28, 2013 02:16PM

Those places are full of yuppy ass yougurt shops and 7-11s who the fuck cares about you.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: January 28, 2013 04:54PM

maybe he's referring to the high number of resident jiggalos in dumfries

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Rocky ()
Date: February 05, 2013 03:38PM

I saw the hottest woman running along sudley Manor in front of victory lakes. Braless and major camel-toe.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: VL Runner ()
Date: February 05, 2013 08:54PM

Rocky,
When did you seethat hot runner? It may have been me!

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Rocky ()
Date: February 06, 2013 09:31AM

Yesterday around 11:00.

Your bod is rockin.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Pisstow ()
Date: February 07, 2013 09:42AM

Bristow and Gainesville are both full of low class losers from Manassas, Warrenton and Dale City. Fairfax is full of low cladd losers from everywhere else in the world. I'll take the local trash over the wordly garbage the rest of Nova is filled with.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: 0tter ()
Date: February 18, 2013 01:38AM

Seriously. Who cares about Bristow? It's just a part of Manassas that didn't want to be called Manassas.

I'd rather live in Manassas. More to do and some parts close to downtown are pretty nice.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: February 18, 2013 01:05PM

i've always thought bristow was more gainesville. tons of big shitty houses all two feet from each other. manassas is more bike-friendly.

but seriously, if there was a bristow page, it would just be the original poster posting about how there should be a page just for his (or her) housing development.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Bristow Man ()
Date: February 19, 2013 01:54PM

WHat pickle chugger worries about what area is bike friendly. If that is your criteria for what city or area is better then you have to be a turd burgler

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: February 20, 2013 04:08PM

all this talk of pickles and turd burgers is making me hungry.

i don't have a clue why i would say anything about bike friendliness.

i didn't say it made one place better, just that it was a difference..

that doesn't change the fact that there's no reason to start a bristow section.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Emma C ()
Date: February 26, 2013 02:01PM

Well for one, Bristow has a far better class of people then Manassas. The people from Bristow are also far more intelligent than the folk from gainesville.

I back the OP Bristow needs and deserves its own section.

After that is complete I will then Lobby for Victory Lakes also to have its own section.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: February 27, 2013 02:21PM

i'd laugh if i wasn't so worried you are serious.


SHOW OF HANDS - HOW MANY OF US GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BRISTOW?

your vote only counts if you actually sign up/sign in.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/27/2013 02:21PM by localboob.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Emma C ()
Date: February 28, 2013 10:09AM

Bristow is clearly the Great Falls of Prince William County

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Lake Manassas ()
Date: March 01, 2013 12:16PM

Emma C Wrote:
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> Bristow is clearly the Great Falls of Prince
> William County


No. Lake Manassas is the GF of PWC.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Emma C ()
Date: March 01, 2013 02:22PM

No. Lake Manassas is the GF of PWC.

Ok you are right.

Bristow is the Mclean of PWC

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Dipshit ()
Date: March 07, 2013 07:45AM

I heard them say Prince William is out of school today. Did anybody hear if Bristow is out also ?

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: fauquier gentleman ()
Date: March 10, 2013 08:41PM

All of us in Fauquier county look down on you.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: March 11, 2013 02:27PM

wooo fauq.u represent

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: March 12, 2013 05:27PM

Fauquier is bourgeois.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: OCMED ()
Date: March 12, 2013 08:59PM

BEH YOU FUCKING NIGGER!! FUCK YOU

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Better than you ()
Date: March 14, 2013 09:26AM

People who jobs dont live in Fauquier

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Apple Computer ()
Date: March 14, 2013 08:07PM

Better than you Wrote:
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> People who jobs dont live in Fauquier


Who jobs? Steve Jobs.

If you're going to claim that you are better than someone else, make sure you make sense.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: cold pecker ()
Date: March 28, 2013 05:04AM

BEH Wrote:
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> Fauquier is bourgeois.


Yes it is. How has Fauquier county managed to stay so lilly white and beaner free? I was at a couple of wineries in fauquier that still have uncle tom black folks. Fauquier has trash counties all around it but its like a white haven.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: March 28, 2013 08:00AM

OCMED Wrote:
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> BEH YOU FUCKING NIGGER!! FUCK YOU

Hi Mom!

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: John Mayer ()
Date: April 03, 2013 09:57AM

OP,

What makes you think Bristow is so great ?
All i see when i drive through Bristow is 7-11s every 10 feet .

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Better that you ()
Date: April 10, 2013 01:33PM

The houses and neighborhoods are much nicer than Hoodbridge,Manassas,gainesville and dumbfries. Thats why Bristow should be its own County !

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: April 11, 2013 02:31AM

ok, but unless there are a lot of people from bristow posting here about stuff that only applies to bristow, why would anyone expect a separate area for bristowers?

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: waldenthreenet ()
Date: April 12, 2013 06:52AM

April 12, 2013

Topic: Battle of Bristoe Station (October 14, 1863)

Conversation: Does anyone know where this Battle field at Bristoe is located ? Is there a park here now ?

It seems what is now known as "Village of Bristoe" was once part of a family plantation in the pre-civil war era. Wikipedia lists about 15,000 people live now at Bristoe.

Any thoughts on Bristoe Historical Heritage ?

I have been following the Mosby's Raids stuff near where I live in Fairfax.
So the word "Station" seems to indicate some sort of rail station at Bristoe ?

Here is a photo on John Mosby, The Grey Ghost

Conversation Fairfax
community to Community
Cafe Twin
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Re: Bristow
Posted by: And Your Point?? ()
Date: April 13, 2013 12:11AM

Fauquier county??? Who cares about Fauquier County, Other than the out-dated rednecks that live there.. A night on the town to these people is driving into Manassas and going.......well.......somewhere............. Maybe sitting in a 7-11 parking lot for awhile, or maybe driving up and down Mathis Avenue for a few hours.... Later, ending up at a McDonalds or Sheetz and ordering from your late night redneck dinner menu.. by the way Bristow is just newer strip malls and houses.. Thats it. Safeway's, Shoppers and Arby's doesnt make it Greatfalls..

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Manassas sucks But... ()
Date: April 13, 2013 12:39AM

Gainsville, Bristow really, why say anything at all.... Gainsville is just a giant intersection.. A few eyecare offices, 7-11's, Old Navy's and Glorydays doesnt make it "Great" anything.. Why does anyone use GreatFalls as a bench mark anyway to describe an areas status?? GreatFalls isnt filled with chain restaurants and 7-11's.. Bristow is a Shitload of new houses with a specific mailing address.....That's it....... Stop it already...

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: you funny ()
Date: April 13, 2013 12:28PM

And Your Point?? Wrote:
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> Fauquier county??? Who cares about Fauquier
> County, Other than the out-dated rednecks that
> live there.. A night on the town to these people
> is driving into Manassas and
> going.......well.......somewhere.............
> Maybe sitting in a 7-11 parking lot for awhile, or
> maybe driving up and down Mathis Avenue for a few
> hours.... Later, ending up at a McDonalds or
> Sheetz and ordering from your late night redneck
> dinner menu.. by the way Bristow is just newer
> strip malls and houses.. Thats it. Safeway's,
> Shoppers and Arby's doesnt make it Greatfalls..


Fauquier has some of the worlds wealthiest people living in it. Fairfax county is low rent compared to Fauquier.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Manassas sucks but... ()
Date: April 14, 2013 12:41AM

True however you need to brush up your knowledge of FFX County. Wealthy is one thing however relevance is another.. A few plantations in the country verses Clifton, Great falls, Northern Vienna, Oakton, HAlf of Arlington the list keeps going..... Please do yourself a favor......... Know your shit you worthless redneck...

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Man with the Plan ()
Date: April 14, 2013 12:43AM

Faquier is an excellent haven for those whom, like myself, have had their wives of at least 6 years leave them for a black man. Seriously, my entire cul de sac is inhabited by white men in their mid-40's who get their kids dropped off to them every 3rd weekend by a Training Day extra in a Denali.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: And Your Point ()
Date: April 14, 2013 12:49AM

Maybe its the crazy traffic situations that rednecks cant handle... If it isnt a long country road they dont seem to be able to handle the crazy B.S. You know who you are, everybody's a dipshit except for you, nobody knows how to drive except for you, it can be confusing to people from fauquier County because there are more than 6 stop lights in the whole county....

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Man with the Plan ()
Date: April 14, 2013 12:50AM

And before we jump in with either the race card or the common "little dick not getting it done" nonsense I will have you know that I am hung like a condominium's garbage chute and have masturbated to interracial porn (albeit by accident) on several occasions. And it's not that weird Russian "Slave Porn" that those poverty-stricken monsters enjoy so much.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Man with the Plan ()
Date: April 14, 2013 12:55AM

So now that we've cleared the air and we all trust each other on here, I feel like its safe to ask anyone else if they have ever been sitting on the couch at home alone on a spring afternoon with a fleshlight and flipping through the channels. You oil up this sad device and begin jerking/pumping away....when out of nowhere a "That's So Raven" re-run comes on and you find yourself feverishly pumping away faster than before and even cheering yourself on.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Unreal ()
Date: April 14, 2013 01:09AM

these Great Falls references have to be coming from some dork who was at a residential job in Great Falls.. You know a landscaper or a guy that built someones deck or patio... And YES "WOW" you built something, good for you..

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: 703 Pablo's Fan ()
Date: April 14, 2013 01:09AM

I had Don Pablo's for lunch yesterday.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Pablo ()
Date: April 18, 2013 01:37PM

How milfs are all over Bristow...true dat

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: April 18, 2013 06:00PM

if we can start a good thread of pictures/profiles of bristow milfs, i'd go to that section of fxu

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: 0tter ()
Date: April 27, 2013 11:34PM

I'm glad this Bristow thread has been turned into porn chat. Good riddance, Bristow. Keep your fake curvy suburban roads. Important people drive quickly on straight roads.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: April 28, 2013 04:08PM

*important people ride in helicopters

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Bristow Beat ()
Date: May 02, 2013 01:00PM

I drove thru victory lakes today and saw some hot milfs. Bristow does have the hottest women.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Gardener ()
Date: May 09, 2013 08:40PM

John Mayer Wrote:
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> OP,
>
> What makes you think Bristow is so great ?
> All i see when i drive through Bristow is 7-11s
> every 10 feet .

The only 7-11 that might be considered Bristow is near the Merrifield Garden Center. More likely a Manassas or Gainesville address tho'.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: May 10, 2013 06:00PM

yeah, bristow's more like a thousand ugly houses ten feet from each other

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: localbigboob ()
Date: May 13, 2013 12:21PM

the one by jiffy lube live has to have a bristow addy.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Bristow rules ()
Date: June 19, 2013 09:12AM

Victory Lakes should have its own zip code. That place is nice and the woemn are hott.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Gerry C ()
Date: September 06, 2013 03:33PM

Gerry is about to announce that Bristow will leaving Prince william county and now become its own county !!

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: cliftonite ()
Date: September 06, 2013 10:05PM

clifton is better than all the shitholes mentioned here. You peasants. soon we are going to build a gate so you can no longer cut through our beautiful area. I'll be glad to not have to see any minorities or poor white trash government workers. Have fun sitting on 66 you losers!

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: eli dickhead of braemar ()
Date: October 03, 2013 10:28PM

These are the kind of faggots and cunts that live in braemar
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Re: Bristow
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 04, 2013 08:23AM

Nothing is funnier than white people dancing.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/04/2013 08:23AM by BEH.

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Re: Bristow
Posted by: Cleo Shahateet ()
Date: February 05, 2014 02:55PM

I am a real estate agent with Weichert and I specialize in the Bristow area. I found this Bristow thread and could not pass up on posting here and asking everyone to visit my website if you are looking to buy or sell real estate in NOVA.

Here is a page with all the listings in Bristow, since this is a Bristow topic http://www.cleosells.com/bristow-real-estate.php

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