Suggestion for Amazon HQ2
Date: April 03, 2019 01:52PM
So, Amazon is leasing and buying up commercial real estate in Crystal City and Pentagon City, but to tell you the truth, they should consider an option which would improve the quality of life for all in the 22202 zip code. Guess where the highest crime per capita is in Arlington? Would it be Aurora Heights? Right you are Kenny. And just for shits and grins guess where the second highest per capita crime is in Arlington. That would be Rosslyn, cupcake. Hmmm, what do these areas have in common? Well, they both have the second and first stops in the Commonwealth of Virginia (From Washington DC).
So now to my stupendous idea. Simon should sell the Pentago City Mall to Amazon, lock, stock and barrel. That's right convert it from a dying piece of crap mall to thousands of square feet of office space for Amazon2. I guarantee you, within weeks of the conversion, the crime in Aurora Heights would plummet.