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Don't move here if...
Posted by: Dontmovehereif ()
Date: January 09, 2015 08:11AM

Don't move to Arlington if you drive an SUV. In particular don't move to Crystal or Pentagon City. People will be really mean to you about it here.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: murka ()
Date: February 08, 2015 12:02AM

False. People aren't mean enough to SUV drivers. They need to accept that they've hit middle age and should begin the progression from minivan to gigantic cadillac boat to adult diapers before they embarass themselves further.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: agree, not mean enough ()
Date: March 01, 2015 09:45AM

murka Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> False. People aren't mean enough to SUV drivers.
> They need to accept that they've hit middle age
> and should begin the progression from minivan to
> gigantic cadillac boat to adult diapers before
> they embarass themselves further.


I agree. People aren't mean enough to SUV drivers. I say if you see them doing anything illegal-from texting, to not stopping for pedestrians, etc report them on zapatag, license plate reports etc. Anyone else have any legal ideas of how we can be more mean to SUV drivers?

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: LOLLOLLOL ()
Date: August 03, 2015 03:43PM

LOL

murka Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> False. People aren't mean enough to SUV drivers.
> They need to accept that they've hit middle age
> and should begin the progression from minivan to
> gigantic cadillac boat to adult diapers before
> they embarass themselves further.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: Concerned SUV driver ()
Date: August 23, 2015 08:12AM

You all are messed up. Stop trying to be bullies and get a life. People that drive SUVs have numerous reasons for the purchase ie are in real estate/construction/have multiple children or just like the way they drive. I personally have an SUV, Pickup truck, Convertible and a sedan. I use my trucks for work, family road trips and the other two are leisure. Bullying people because of their lifestyle choices is just not the right way to go about handle issues you may have.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: ColPikeCommando ()
Date: September 04, 2015 03:28PM

I'm essential staff at work. That means you come to work when the rest of the Federal government is closed due to bad weather or whatever. 4 wheel drive
has saved my ass quite a few times and if anybody doesn't like my Jeep
they can kiss my ass. I also need to tow a boat during the summers on
weekends on vacations and a Honda Civic can't do the job.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: overcompensator ()
Date: September 16, 2015 05:19PM

Overcompensate much loser. Ha ha you work for the government and have a jeep and a boat. You must be in debt up to your eyeballs. No wonder you have to live in loserville (aka) Columbia Pike. Oh and don't be surprised when you mysteriously get reported to the county for every minor violation you ever commit. Some of us will even pretend to be friendly to SUV drivers, but really we are just looking for info so we can get you in trouble. Please take your small dick and move to PG county with the rest of the trash.

ColPikeCommando Wrote:
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> I'm essential staff at work. That means you come
> to work when the rest of the Federal government is
> closed due to bad weather or whatever. 4 wheel
> drive
> has saved my ass quite a few times and if anybody
> doesn't like my Jeep
> they can kiss my ass. I also need to tow a boat
> during the summers on
> weekends on vacations and a Honda Civic can't do
> the job.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: ColPikeCommando ()
Date: October 29, 2015 05:16PM

overcompensator Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Overcompensate much loser. Ha ha you work for the
> government and have a jeep and a boat. You must
> be in debt up to your eyeballs. No wonder you
> have to live in loserville (aka) Columbia Pike.
> Oh and don't be surprised when you mysteriously
> get reported to the county for every minor
> violation you ever commit. Some of us will even
> pretend to be friendly to SUV drivers, but really
> we are just looking for info so we can get you in
> trouble. Please take your small dick and move to
> PG county with the rest of the trash.
>
> ColPikeCommando Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm essential staff at work. That means you
> come
> > to work when the rest of the Federal government
> is
> > closed due to bad weather or whatever. 4 wheel
> > drive
> > has saved my ass quite a few times and if
> anybody
> > doesn't like my Jeep
> > they can kiss my ass. I also need to tow a boat
> > during the summers on
> > weekends on vacations and a Honda Civic can't
> do
> > the job.

I don't live on Col. Pike but near it. I have a driveway for the boat
and the Jeep. All are paid for thank you and I've never had a problem
with tickets or violations. You must live in Barcroft and
are just jealous because you can't get a government job with your criminal
record. Why are you concerned with my dick? Only my wife gets to see it
so forget it.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: LOLwhatanovercompensator ()
Date: November 24, 2015 10:45AM

HLOL You are such an overcompensator. No one in the rich areas has a boat. Having a boat is like pretending you aren't poor. Why don't you just move out to the outersuburbs instead of live in the col pike ghetto land?

ColPikeCommando Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> overcompensator Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Overcompensate much loser. Ha ha you work for
> the
> > government and have a jeep and a boat. You
> must
> > be in debt up to your eyeballs. No wonder you
> > have to live in loserville (aka) Columbia Pike.
>
> > Oh and don't be surprised when you mysteriously
> > get reported to the county for every minor
> > violation you ever commit. Some of us will
> even
> > pretend to be friendly to SUV drivers, but
> really
> > we are just looking for info so we can get you
> in
> > trouble. Please take your small dick and move
> to
> > PG county with the rest of the trash.
> >
> > ColPikeCommando Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'm essential staff at work. That means you
> > come
> > > to work when the rest of the Federal
> government
> > is
> > > closed due to bad weather or whatever. 4
> wheel
> > > drive
> > > has saved my ass quite a few times and if
> > anybody
> > > doesn't like my Jeep
> > > they can kiss my ass. I also need to tow a
> boat
> > > during the summers on
> > > weekends on vacations and a Honda Civic can't
> > do
> > > the job.
>
> I don't live on Col. Pike but near it. I have a
> driveway for the boat
> and the Jeep. All are paid for thank you and I've
> never had a problem
> with tickets or violations. You must live in
> Barcroft and
> are just jealous because you can't get a
> government job with your criminal
> record. Why are you concerned with my dick? Only
> my wife gets to see it
> so forget it.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: SUVdriversgoliveintheoutersuburb ()
Date: November 24, 2015 11:01AM

PS. Average income in Arlington is way over 100,000. So if you have a gov job you are middle class at most by Arlington standards; depending on your level you might even be considered lower middle class or poor. Sorry you couldn't make it in the private sector and have to live near Col Pike. Oh and congrats on your mediocrity.

PSS Maybe the reason you have to buy stupid material crap is to convince yourself that you aren't just an average Joe or less.


ColPikeCommando Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> overcompensator Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Overcompensate much loser. Ha ha you work for
> the
> > government and have a jeep and a boat. You
> must
> > be in debt up to your eyeballs. No wonder you
> > have to live in loserville (aka) Columbia Pike.
>
> > Oh and don't be surprised when you mysteriously
> > get reported to the county for every minor
> > violation you ever commit. Some of us will
> even
> > pretend to be friendly to SUV drivers, but
> really
> > we are just looking for info so we can get you
> in
> > trouble. Please take your small dick and move
> to
> > PG county with the rest of the trash.
> >
> > ColPikeCommando Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'm essential staff at work. That means you
> > come
> > > to work when the rest of the Federal
> government
> > is
> > > closed due to bad weather or whatever. 4
> wheel
> > > drive
> > > has saved my ass quite a few times and if
> > anybody
> > > doesn't like my Jeep
> > > they can kiss my ass. I also need to tow a
> boat
> > > during the summers on
> > > weekends on vacations and a Honda Civic can't
> > do
> > > the job.
>
> I don't live on Col. Pike but near it. I have a
> driveway for the boat
> and the Jeep. All are paid for thank you and I've
> never had a problem
> with tickets or violations. You must live in
> Barcroft and
> are just jealous because you can't get a
> government job with your criminal
> record. Why are you concerned with my dick? Only
> my wife gets to see it
> so forget it.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: ColPikeCommando ()
Date: November 24, 2015 07:34PM

SUVdriversgoliveintheoutersuburb Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> PS. Average income in Arlington is way over
> 100,000. So if you have a gov job you are middle
> class at most by Arlington standards; depending on
> your level you might even be considered lower
> middle class or poor. Sorry you couldn't make it
> in the private sector and have to live near Col
> Pike. Oh and congrats on your mediocrity.
>
> PSS Maybe the reason you have to buy stupid
> material crap is to convince yourself that you
> aren't just an average Joe or less.
>
>
> ColPikeCommando Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > overcompensator Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Overcompensate much loser. Ha ha you work
> for
> > the
> > > government and have a jeep and a boat. You
> > must
> > > be in debt up to your eyeballs. No wonder
> you
> > > have to live in loserville (aka) Columbia
> Pike.
> >
> > > Oh and don't be surprised when you
> mysteriously
> > > get reported to the county for every minor
> > > violation you ever commit. Some of us will
> > even
> > > pretend to be friendly to SUV drivers, but
> > really
> > > we are just looking for info so we can get
> you
> > in
> > > trouble. Please take your small dick and
> move
> > to
> > > PG county with the rest of the trash.
> > >
> > > ColPikeCommando Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I'm essential staff at work. That means you
> > > come
> > > > to work when the rest of the Federal
> > government
> > > is
> > > > closed due to bad weather or whatever. 4
> > wheel
> > > > drive
> > > > has saved my ass quite a few times and if
> > > anybody
> > > > doesn't like my Jeep
> > > > they can kiss my ass. I also need to tow a
> > boat
> > > > during the summers on
> > > > weekends on vacations and a Honda Civic
> can't
> > > do
> > > > the job.
> >
> > I don't live on Col. Pike but near it. I have a
> > driveway for the boat
> > and the Jeep. All are paid for thank you and
> I've
> > never had a problem
> > with tickets or violations. You must live in
> > Barcroft and
> > are just jealous because you can't get a
> > government job with your criminal
> > record. Why are you concerned with my dick?
> Only
> > my wife gets to see it
> > so forget it.

You really need to get professional help for your feelings of inadequacy.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: youreallyneedto ()
Date: November 29, 2015 06:20PM

You really need to google the definition of psychological projection.

Seriously why the obsession with trying to hide your mediocre job and income from others? And do you really think others are fooled?

ColPikeCommando Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> SUVdriversgoliveintheoutersuburb Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > PS. Average income in Arlington is way over
> > 100,000. So if you have a gov job you are
> middle
> > class at most by Arlington standards; depending
> on
> > your level you might even be considered lower
> > middle class or poor. Sorry you couldn't make
> it
> > in the private sector and have to live near Col
> > Pike. Oh and congrats on your mediocrity.
> >
> > PSS Maybe the reason you have to buy stupid
> > material crap is to convince yourself that you
> > aren't just an average Joe or less.
> >
> >
> > ColPikeCommando Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > overcompensator Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Overcompensate much loser. Ha ha you work
> > for
> > > the
> > > > government and have a jeep and a boat. You
> > > must
> > > > be in debt up to your eyeballs. No wonder
> > you
> > > > have to live in loserville (aka) Columbia
> > Pike.
> > >
> > > > Oh and don't be surprised when you
> > mysteriously
> > > > get reported to the county for every minor
> > > > violation you ever commit. Some of us will
> > > even
> > > > pretend to be friendly to SUV drivers, but
> > > really
> > > > we are just looking for info so we can get
> > you
> > > in
> > > > trouble. Please take your small dick and
> > move
> > > to
> > > > PG county with the rest of the trash.
> > > >
> > > > ColPikeCommando Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I'm essential staff at work. That means
> you
> > > > come
> > > > > to work when the rest of the Federal
> > > government
> > > > is
> > > > > closed due to bad weather or whatever. 4
> > > wheel
> > > > > drive
> > > > > has saved my ass quite a few times and if
> > > > anybody
> > > > > doesn't like my Jeep
> > > > > they can kiss my ass. I also need to tow
> a
> > > boat
> > > > > during the summers on
> > > > > weekends on vacations and a Honda Civic
> > can't
> > > > do
> > > > > the job.
> > >
> > > I don't live on Col. Pike but near it. I have
> a
> > > driveway for the boat
> > > and the Jeep. All are paid for thank you and
> > I've
> > > never had a problem
> > > with tickets or violations. You must live in
> > > Barcroft and
> > > are just jealous because you can't get a
> > > government job with your criminal
> > > record. Why are you concerned with my dick?
> > Only
> > > my wife gets to see it
> > > so forget it.
>
> You really need to get professional help for your
> feelings of inadequacy.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: ColPikeCommando ()
Date: December 01, 2015 09:01AM

Nobody gives a shit if you like SUV's or not.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: sane ()
Date: January 07, 2016 04:39PM

murka Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> False. People aren't mean enough to SUV drivers.
> They need to accept that they've hit middle age
> and should begin the progression from minivan to
> gigantic cadillac boat to adult diapers before
> they embarass themselves further.

Who the **** are you to tell people that they can't drive SUV's? If people want to go in snow, have a roomy cargo area for carrying things, and can afford what they drive, then that's their business, not yours.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: sane ()
Date: January 07, 2016 04:40PM

Concerned SUV driver Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You all are messed up. Stop trying to be bullies
> and get a life. People that drive SUVs have
> numerous reasons for the purchase ie are in real
> estate/construction/have multiple children or just
> like the way they drive. I personally have an
> SUV, Pickup truck, Convertible and a sedan. I use
> my trucks for work, family road trips and the
> other two are leisure. Bullying people because of
> their lifestyle choices is just not the right way
> to go about handle issues you may have.

Good post. I totally agree.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: selfishsuvdriversgetreported ()
Date: February 01, 2016 05:40PM

Given SUVs kill people especially pedestrians I have every right to fight having them in Arlington as do others. I report SUV drivers for everything I can from CPS violations, to yard violations to out of state plates until they learn they aren't wanted here.

sane Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> murka Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > False. People aren't mean enough to SUV
> drivers.
> > They need to accept that they've hit middle age
> > and should begin the progression from minivan
> to
> > gigantic cadillac boat to adult diapers before
> > they embarass themselves further.
>
> Who the **** are you to tell people that they
> can't drive SUV's? If people want to go in snow,
> have a roomy cargo area for carrying things, and
> can afford what they drive, then that's their
> business, not yours.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: Don't forget ()
Date: March 10, 2016 01:21PM

You can also report SUV drivers for illegal parking, by calling the non emergency police number. They will come back to a nice big parking ticket. LOL

selfishsuvdriversgetreported Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Given SUVs kill people especially pedestrians I
> have every right to fight having them in Arlington
> as do others. I report SUV drivers for everything
> I can from CPS violations, to yard violations to
> out of state plates until they learn they aren't
> wanted here.
>
> sane Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > murka Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > False. People aren't mean enough to SUV
> > drivers.
> > > They need to accept that they've hit middle
> age
> > > and should begin the progression from minivan
> > to
> > > gigantic cadillac boat to adult diapers
> before
> > > they embarass themselves further.
> >
> > Who the **** are you to tell people that they
> > can't drive SUV's? If people want to go in
> snow,
> > have a roomy cargo area for carrying things,
> and
> > can afford what they drive, then that's their
> > business, not yours.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: FBWB ()
Date: April 30, 2016 10:15AM

Concerned SUV driver Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You all are messed up. Stop trying to be bullies
> and get a life. People that drive SUVs have
> numerous reasons for the purchase ie are in real
> estate/construction/have multiple children or just
> like the way they drive. I personally have an
> SUV, Pickup truck, Convertible and a sedan. I use
> my trucks for work, family road trips and the
> other two are leisure. Bullying people because of
> their lifestyle choices is just not the right way
> to go about handle issues you may have.



I love my F-150 and drive it everywhere.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: JBWB ()
Date: April 30, 2016 10:25AM

Dontmovehereif Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Don't move to Arlington if you drive an SUV. In
> particular don't move to Crystal or Pentagon City.
> People will be really mean to you about it here.

I am going to drive me F-150 around just to piss you off.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: overcompensator alert ()
Date: June 08, 2016 10:08AM

overcompensator alert


JBWB Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dontmovehereif Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't move to Arlington if you drive an SUV. In
> > particular don't move to Crystal or Pentagon
> City.
> > People will be really mean to you about it
> here.
>
> I am going to drive me F-150 around just to piss
> you off.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: yesLOL ()
Date: July 10, 2016 02:02AM

LOL

Don't forget Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You can also report SUV drivers for illegal
> parking, by calling the non emergency police
> number. They will come back to a nice big parking
> ticket. LOL
>
> selfishsuvdriversgetreported Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Given SUVs kill people especially pedestrians I
> > have every right to fight having them in
> Arlington
> > as do others. I report SUV drivers for
> everything
> > I can from CPS violations, to yard violations
> to
> > out of state plates until they learn they
> aren't
> > wanted here.
> >
> > sane Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > murka Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > False. People aren't mean enough to SUV
> > > drivers.
> > > > They need to accept that they've hit middle
> > age
> > > > and should begin the progression from
> minivan
> > > to
> > > > gigantic cadillac boat to adult diapers
> > before
> > > > they embarass themselves further.
> > >
> > > Who the **** are you to tell people that they
> > > can't drive SUV's? If people want to go in
> > snow,
> > > have a roomy cargo area for carrying things,
> > and
> > > can afford what they drive, then that's their
> > > business, not yours.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: KM ()
Date: July 12, 2016 06:38PM

Don't move her if you're poor/ middle class. Arlington is fucking expensive fam.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: Sotrue ()
Date: July 14, 2016 03:30PM

Very true, although true of safe parts of the DC area in general. I'm always shocked when douche bags get upset about affordable housing for people who make a middle class income (granted they need to limit the amount of parking that comes with this housing or just not build any to control the amount of vehicle traffic).

KM Wrote:
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> Don't move her if you're poor/ middle class.
> Arlington is fucking expensive fam.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: daocvmne ()
Date: March 14, 2017 08:18PM

Go ideas on how to be meaner?

murka Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> False. People aren't mean enough to SUV drivers.
> They need to accept that they've hit middle age
> and should begin the progression from minivan to
> gigantic cadillac boat to adult diapers before
> they embarass themselves further.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: Ballstons worse ()
Date: July 12, 2018 08:27PM

Ballston's worse.


Dontmovehereif Wrote:
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> Don't move to Arlington if you drive an SUV. In
> particular don't move to Crystal or Pentagon City.
> People will be really mean to you about it here.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: STEVVMAC ()
Date: July 19, 2018 05:18PM

This is why people say they think you might be gay.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: STEVVMACcomesoutofthecloset ()
Date: November 07, 2018 07:16PM

There's nothing wrong with being gay. But they do say if you have an obsession with calling others gay your probably less than 10 years away from coming out of the closet yourself.

STEVVMAC Wrote:
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> This is why people say they think you might be
> gay.

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Re: Don't move here if...
Posted by: Arlington resident ()
Date: November 14, 2018 12:48AM

We welcome you to Arlington
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