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South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
Is It True?
()
Date: August 21, 2011 02:50AM
Just the other day when I was commuting, I saw a bumper sticker that said:
South Riding = CULT
Is it true?
South Riding = CULT
Is it true?
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
Stingray
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Date: August 22, 2011 05:07PM
South Riding is full of Milf's that breed like Mormons.
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
So true!
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Date: September 08, 2011 10:32AM
Stingray Wrote:
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> South Riding is full of Milf's that breed like
> Mormons.
Tru dat!
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> South Riding is full of Milf's that breed like
> Mormons.
Tru dat!
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
Iraq Vet
()
Date: September 29, 2011 01:15PM
I saw the same bumper sticker yesterday on a gold Camry. I live in S.R. and should have asked the driver what she meant by it. My wife and I do see a great deal of pregos walking around.
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
South Riding Cult
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Date: September 30, 2011 07:09AM
It's a MILF rich environment
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
CULT
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Date: September 30, 2011 01:34PM
How to approach them? where do they hang out
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
South Riding Resident
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Date: September 30, 2011 05:03PM
CULT Wrote:
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> How to approach them? where do they hang out
Farmers market in South Riding every Saturday.
Concerts by Town Center in the summer every Friday
Cox Farms during the week
Divorced moms hang at the South Riding Inn Fridays and Saturdays between 9-11 PM.
Also, keep in mind, in South Riding you have a lot of Indian people that walk around with grandparents.
The South Riding way. Build an elementary school within walking distance for 900 students, so you need no busses. Even though every house around it has at least three bedrooms, and most have four or more bedrooms, build it on the conservative side of population estimates. Then, Redistrict it, so kids who can see the elementary school from their side yards are bussed to another school. Hundreds of kids who live a mile away from the school, or are too fat to walk every day, are now being chauffeured to school by moms in SUVs. This system causes gridlock at the school and the surrounding streets. See, we are environmental.
Ever been on the Parkway, Tall Cedars, or Edgewater Street at 7:30 AM and tried to get out of South Ridding? Its all backed up, because Fairfax, as a cruel joke, put lots of unnecessary stoplights on Route 50 to mess up people from South Riding getting to or from 66.
The current slogan is "South Riding, your new hometown." I submitted for the next slogan "South Riding, at least we're not Brambleton, Gainesville or Centerville." I think I have a shot at winning.
And don’t get me started with those pinheads who four and five years ago bought million dollar houses in the Toney neighborhoods of The Ridings at Blue Springs, The Retreat, or South Village. Those Pinheads have now all kissed over $300,000 goodbye.
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> How to approach them? where do they hang out
Farmers market in South Riding every Saturday.
Concerts by Town Center in the summer every Friday
Cox Farms during the week
Divorced moms hang at the South Riding Inn Fridays and Saturdays between 9-11 PM.
Also, keep in mind, in South Riding you have a lot of Indian people that walk around with grandparents.
The South Riding way. Build an elementary school within walking distance for 900 students, so you need no busses. Even though every house around it has at least three bedrooms, and most have four or more bedrooms, build it on the conservative side of population estimates. Then, Redistrict it, so kids who can see the elementary school from their side yards are bussed to another school. Hundreds of kids who live a mile away from the school, or are too fat to walk every day, are now being chauffeured to school by moms in SUVs. This system causes gridlock at the school and the surrounding streets. See, we are environmental.
Ever been on the Parkway, Tall Cedars, or Edgewater Street at 7:30 AM and tried to get out of South Ridding? Its all backed up, because Fairfax, as a cruel joke, put lots of unnecessary stoplights on Route 50 to mess up people from South Riding getting to or from 66.
The current slogan is "South Riding, your new hometown." I submitted for the next slogan "South Riding, at least we're not Brambleton, Gainesville or Centerville." I think I have a shot at winning.
And don’t get me started with those pinheads who four and five years ago bought million dollar houses in the Toney neighborhoods of The Ridings at Blue Springs, The Retreat, or South Village. Those Pinheads have now all kissed over $300,000 goodbye.
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
True
()
Date: October 02, 2011 01:09PM
This is true.
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
JFKp9
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Date: October 04, 2011 04:08PM
go to South Riding INN for SR MILFS
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
Voice of Reason
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Date: October 05, 2011 12:45PM
South Riding Resident Wrote:
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> The current slogan is "South Riding, your new
> hometown." I submitted for the next slogan "South
> Riding, at least we're not Brambleton, Gainesville
> or Centerville." I think I have a shot at
> winning.
>
Wait, isn't South Riding a notch or twenty below Brambleton? The rest I'll give you.
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> The current slogan is "South Riding, your new
> hometown." I submitted for the next slogan "South
> Riding, at least we're not Brambleton, Gainesville
> or Centerville." I think I have a shot at
> winning.
>
Wait, isn't South Riding a notch or twenty below Brambleton? The rest I'll give you.
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
South Riding Resident
()
Date: October 05, 2011 02:18PM
Voice of Reason Wrote:
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> South Riding Resident Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The current slogan is "South Riding, your new
> > hometown." I submitted for the next slogan
> "South
> > Riding, at least we're not Brambleton,
> Gainesville
> > or Centerville." I think I have a shot at
> > winning.
> >
>
> Wait, isn't South Riding a notch or twenty below
> Brambleton? The rest I'll give you.
Brambleton is great if you like additional stoplights.
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> South Riding Resident Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The current slogan is "South Riding, your new
> > hometown." I submitted for the next slogan
> "South
> > Riding, at least we're not Brambleton,
> Gainesville
> > or Centerville." I think I have a shot at
> > winning.
> >
>
> Wait, isn't South Riding a notch or twenty below
> Brambleton? The rest I'll give you.
Brambleton is great if you like additional stoplights.
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
KoKo the Monkey
()
Date: November 20, 2011 10:53AM
There's 1 stop light in Brambleton at Ryan Rd and Bellmont Ridge - get your facts straight on what Brambleton is.
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
universus
()
Date: November 22, 2011 12:12PM
There is no difference between SR and Brambleton except Brambleton is a suburb of Ashburn Farm and Broadlands...so Brambleton gets 10 times the amount of transients and less than 1/2 the total amount of MILFs. Which is fine because all the extra time NOT talking to MILFs can be spent at Caribou coffee or the movie theater.
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
Bob in Southeast Loudoun
()
Date: November 22, 2011 01:39PM
KoKo the Monkey Wrote:
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> There's 1 stop light in Brambleton at Ryan Rd and
> Bellmont Ridge - get your facts straight on what
> Brambleton is.
Not so fast, my simian friend. There is now a light at Belmont Ridge and Evergreen Mills, which eventually will be the southern boundary of Brambleton. There are now massive backups at that light, and will just get worse until those roads are widened.
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> There's 1 stop light in Brambleton at Ryan Rd and
> Bellmont Ridge - get your facts straight on what
> Brambleton is.
Not so fast, my simian friend. There is now a light at Belmont Ridge and Evergreen Mills, which eventually will be the southern boundary of Brambleton. There are now massive backups at that light, and will just get worse until those roads are widened.
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
newgatedenizen
()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:20PM
South Riding Resident Wrote:
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> CULT Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How to approach them? where do they hang out
>
>
>
> Farmers market in South Riding every Saturday.
> Concerts by Town Center in the summer every
> Friday
> Cox Farms during the week
> Divorced moms hang at the South Riding Inn Fridays
> and Saturdays between 9-11 PM.
>
> Also, keep in mind, in South Riding you have a lot
> of Indian people that walk around with
> grandparents.
>
> The South Riding way. Build an elementary school
> within walking distance for 900 students, so you
> need no busses. Even though every house around it
> has at least three bedrooms, and most have four or
> more bedrooms, build it on the conservative side
> of population estimates. Then, Redistrict it, so
> kids who can see the elementary school from their
> side yards are bussed to another school. Hundreds
> of kids who live a mile away from the school, or
> are too fat to walk every day, are now being
> chauffeured to school by moms in SUVs. This
> system causes gridlock at the school and the
> surrounding streets. See, we are environmental.
>
> Ever been on the Parkway, Tall Cedars, or
> Edgewater Street at 7:30 AM and tried to get out
> of South Ridding? Its all backed up, because
> Fairfax, as a cruel joke, put lots of unnecessary
> stoplights on Route 50 to mess up people from
> South Riding getting to or from 66.
>
> The current slogan is "South Riding, your new
> hometown." I submitted for the next slogan "South
> Riding, at least we're not Brambleton, Gainesville
> or Centerville." I think I have a shot at
> winning.
>
>
> And don’t get me started with those pinheads who
> four and five years ago bought million dollar
> houses in the Toney neighborhoods of The Ridings
> at Blue Springs, The Retreat, or South Village.
> Those Pinheads have now all kissed over $300,000
> goodbye.
Brambleton, Gainesville, South Riding are basically Centreville 20 years ago.
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> CULT Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How to approach them? where do they hang out
>
>
>
> Farmers market in South Riding every Saturday.
> Concerts by Town Center in the summer every
> Friday
> Cox Farms during the week
> Divorced moms hang at the South Riding Inn Fridays
> and Saturdays between 9-11 PM.
>
> Also, keep in mind, in South Riding you have a lot
> of Indian people that walk around with
> grandparents.
>
> The South Riding way. Build an elementary school
> within walking distance for 900 students, so you
> need no busses. Even though every house around it
> has at least three bedrooms, and most have four or
> more bedrooms, build it on the conservative side
> of population estimates. Then, Redistrict it, so
> kids who can see the elementary school from their
> side yards are bussed to another school. Hundreds
> of kids who live a mile away from the school, or
> are too fat to walk every day, are now being
> chauffeured to school by moms in SUVs. This
> system causes gridlock at the school and the
> surrounding streets. See, we are environmental.
>
> Ever been on the Parkway, Tall Cedars, or
> Edgewater Street at 7:30 AM and tried to get out
> of South Ridding? Its all backed up, because
> Fairfax, as a cruel joke, put lots of unnecessary
> stoplights on Route 50 to mess up people from
> South Riding getting to or from 66.
>
> The current slogan is "South Riding, your new
> hometown." I submitted for the next slogan "South
> Riding, at least we're not Brambleton, Gainesville
> or Centerville." I think I have a shot at
> winning.
>
>
> And don’t get me started with those pinheads who
> four and five years ago bought million dollar
> houses in the Toney neighborhoods of The Ridings
> at Blue Springs, The Retreat, or South Village.
> Those Pinheads have now all kissed over $300,000
> goodbye.
Brambleton, Gainesville, South Riding are basically Centreville 20 years ago.
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
Pew Pew Pew
()
Date: November 25, 2011 05:57PM
A cult full of Uggs-wearing, smack talking, and sissy boys and girls, with their crazy soccer moms and multiple neuroses.
Re: South Riding = CULT?
Posted by:
FUNdamental
()
Date: January 03, 2012 11:13AM
Bob in Southeast Loudoun Wrote:
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> KoKo the Monkey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There's 1 stop light in Brambleton at Ryan Rd
> and
> > Bellmont Ridge - get your facts straight on
> what
> > Brambleton is.
>
> Not so fast, my simian friend. There is now a
> light at Belmont Ridge and Evergreen Mills, which
> eventually will be the southern boundary of
> Brambleton. There are now massive backups at that
> light, and will just get worse until those roads
> are widened.
Yes and add three more traffic lights on rt 50 once you get to Pleasant Valley Road going toward Brambleton.
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> KoKo the Monkey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There's 1 stop light in Brambleton at Ryan Rd
> and
> > Bellmont Ridge - get your facts straight on
> what
> > Brambleton is.
>
> Not so fast, my simian friend. There is now a
> light at Belmont Ridge and Evergreen Mills, which
> eventually will be the southern boundary of
> Brambleton. There are now massive backups at that
> light, and will just get worse until those roads
> are widened.
Yes and add three more traffic lights on rt 50 once you get to Pleasant Valley Road going toward Brambleton.