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Kickboxing - Don't you get it!??
Posted by: Crazys All Around ()
Date: May 07, 2011 12:22AM

A few weeks ago I was at the Wegmans in Ashburn, a store I don't normally go to. I was standing in the aisle looking at some stuff and some woman, mid to late 30's possibly Hispanic/Filipino comes up and stands between me and the stuff I was looking at. She had her arm outstretched like she was holding an imaginary microphone up to my mouth and at the same time she appeared to be moving her mouth like she was singing to the background music. But after about 2 seconds, I realized her mouth movement wasn't going along with the song that was plaing. Then after about 5 seconds of this she blurts out "Kickboxing! Don't you get it!?!" Then walks off.

At first I thought she had mistaken me for someone else then after realizing her mistake quickly walked off. But as I was checking out, I heard one of the cashiers talking about how this woman did this to several people in the store.

Anyone else have a run in with this nut? Sounds like she was making the rounds and I can't believe she's not out doing this often when she's not on her meds.

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Re: Kickboxing - Don't you get it!??
Posted by: White People Don't Get It ()
Date: May 07, 2011 01:39PM

I think I've discovered the problem...You're just plain gay. Its sounds like this chick was just trying to be fun and YOU just had to ruin it. Nice going waste of space.
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Re: Kickboxing - Don't you get it!??
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: May 10, 2011 12:10PM

That was Lola, and she's beautiful.

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Re: Kickboxing - Don't you get it!??
Posted by: SiriusB ()
Date: September 03, 2011 11:20PM

Have you seen that commercial where the guy in a trench coat in Grand Central Station runs out and does a ridiculous "flash dance" when he missed the time set up by a flash mob? Perhaps this chick has caught the flash mob virus also!

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Re: Kickboxing - Don't you get it!??
Posted by: Don't you get it ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:47AM

Welcome to loserville, population = 1

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