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Shoplifting class
Posted by: Hugeconvict ()
Date: September 10, 2016 11:39PM

So I got caught and convicted of shoplifting. Atupid, I know. I have to take some group or class or something? Anybody know what I'm talking about? What should I expect?

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Re: Shoplifting class
Posted by: yellowpup ()
Date: September 13, 2016 10:01PM

They will teach you how to keister a salami from the grocery store, how to pick pockets and snatch purses. Class costs about 2k.

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Re: Shoplifting class
Posted by: -93485 ()
Date: December 21, 2016 11:29PM

You will be sentenced to 5 years of a job cleaning the unisex restrooms in Target.
If you are caught shoplifting there you will be subjected to what they call "the walk of shame."

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Re: Shoplifting class
Posted by: Restonite ()
Date: December 24, 2016 03:10PM

You are Atupid... to get convicted and not know your consequences.

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Re: Shoplifting class
Posted by: Well Shit ()
Date: December 26, 2016 03:46PM

The best thing about shoplifting class is you get to meet other douchebag losers like yourself.

Then you guys can hook up later, get some smack and OD in a shitty hotel somewhere.

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