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Naked man?
Posted by: Burkegal ()
Date: July 19, 2011 01:41PM

So was I the only person who noticed a completely naked man crossing Burke Centre Parkway at about 7 this morning? Very strange!

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Re: Naked man?
Posted by: Burke Chicky ()
Date: July 19, 2011 04:19PM

What did he look like? Was he young with reddish short hair? On his head im talking about. A walker last summer by the trails behind the VRE little league field stumbled upon a naked guy whacking it. She ran up to the houses and some guy saw the whacker and chased him through the woods but the cops did not do anything because she wouldn't press charges. I have seen him walking around when clothed. Young guy can't be more the 25. Shaved head regrowing in with red hair. Was this him?

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Re: Naked man?
Posted by: burkegal ()
Date: July 19, 2011 06:14PM

No, he wasn't a redhead- dark haired everywhere! Just standing casually at the corner of BCP and Oak Leather waiting to cross the street. No shoes either!

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Re: Naked man?
Posted by: Burke Chicky ()
Date: July 19, 2011 06:50PM

Great! Burke is turning into a nudist colony.

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Re: Naked man?
Posted by: Local Yokel ()
Date: July 22, 2011 05:37PM

Burkegal Wrote:
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> So was I the only person who noticed a completely
> naked man crossing Burke Centre Parkway at about 7
> this morning? Very strange!


Are you fucking with us? Why didn't you call the cops? 6 or 7 years ago I saw a naked guy in my neighborhood and I called. Honestly, it did no good. He blamed his mentally challenged brother who sort of looked like him, and he got away with it.

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Re: Naked man?
Posted by: dd ()
Date: July 22, 2011 06:16PM

Hey Local guy. It's called mental illness. Not to be confused with some dude who decided to walk out the door naked. You see, local person, mental illness is real. To simplify it for you, if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck.....you got it.....it's a duck.
Kind of like you. If you walk like an ignorant person and talk like an ignorant person...you're an ignorant person.

Hope the naked dude got help.

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Re: Naked man?
Posted by: jd ()
Date: July 22, 2011 08:19PM

Obviously if it didn't do you any help, Local Yokel, then you've proved calling the cops is unnecessary. Good job.

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Re: Naked man?
Posted by: Local Yokel ()
Date: July 22, 2011 08:30PM

dd Wrote:
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> Hey Local guy. It's called mental illness. Not
> to be confused with some dude who decided to walk
> out the door naked. You see, local person, mental
> illness is real. To simplify it for you, if it
> walks like a duck and talks like a duck.....you
> got it.....it's a duck.
> Kind of like you. If you walk like an ignorant
> person and talk like an ignorant person...you're
> an ignorant person.
>
> Hope the naked dude got help.

You don't get it-- the naked guy blamed his mentally challenged brother. That poor kid didn't really do it. You're so sensitive about mental illness. Are you a sufferer as well?

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Re: Naked man?
Posted by: dd ()
Date: July 23, 2011 06:00AM

So you're assuming naked guy was not mentally challenged? And you know that, how? Because his brother is more obviously challenged, that potentially makes his brother (who shares the same DNA) totally normal The action and family history are more supportive of the mentally challenged assumption for naked guy.

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Re: Naked man?
Posted by: Bull T00t ()
Date: July 23, 2011 12:48PM

Attention All:

There was no naked man walking around Burke yesterday morning. The end.

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Re: Naked man?
Posted by: delldelldell ()
Date: August 03, 2011 09:54PM

the man is probably poor. next time you see him give him some money so he can go buy some clothes. you need to have more compassion to those who are less fortunate than you.

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Re: Naked man?
Posted by: Assds ()
Date: November 21, 2025 05:41PM

Chop is Willy off

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