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Beware of Scientologists
Posted by: thetan ()
Date: November 06, 2013 06:31PM

Scientologists are roaming around the Burke area, leaving literature in people's doors. I heard someone creeping around my door around 5 PM yesterday. It's a small pamphlet for a free personality test at their center in D.C. The thought of some brainwashed cultist roaming around my neighborhood gives me the chills. They have been known to hold people against their will in underground compounds in Wyoming, and some people have been held prisoner on their ship for years.

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Re: Beware of Scientologists
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: November 06, 2013 06:45PM

Post pictures of the literature please.

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Re: Beware of Scientologists
Posted by: Great Personality ()
Date: November 07, 2013 02:38AM

Now it all makes sense. I was told I had a great personality, and now I'm locked away in the hold with duct tape over my mouth and one bar left on my cell phone. I'm thinking Arby's.

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Re: Beware of Scientologists
Posted by: bzz! bzz! ()
Date: November 07, 2013 02:42AM

How did the Sea Org leaders not wrench your cell phone out of your hands first thing? You must have smuggled it on board up your asshole! Smart. What does that feel like when it's on vibrate?

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Re: Beware of Scientologists
Posted by: Great Personality ()
Date: November 07, 2013 02:51AM

bzz! bzz! Wrote:
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> How did the Sea Org leaders not wrench your cell
> phone out of your hands first thing? You must have
> smuggled it on board up your asshole! Smart. What
> does that feel like when it's on vibrate?


Felt like I put my thetan in a blender. That must be how Tom Cruise feels whenever John Travolta and the ghost of Sonny Bono stop by for an ARC triangle.

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Re: Beware of Scientologists
Posted by: Star lord ()
Date: November 21, 2025 04:58PM

From the stars

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