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Why should I need anything “new”? The facts speak for themselves. He said that my mother CALLED him on the phone. That’s perjury. The diocese needs to rectify this situation by putting at least half of his salary into a set-aside fund for me. I have some home remodeling tasks I want to accomplish and my Audi needs new rear brake pads. How can I fund any of these projects until Perjuring Priest Bob Malm is held accountable for thinking that my mother called him on the telephone. Also, I would like Grace Episcopal Church to be renamed as “Eric Bonetti Church”.
Bonetti, for a statement to be perjury it has to be material. Whether Bob Malm knew your mother's name or not at some point in time, or whether he talked to her or not, is not material. And you're an idiot if you think it is. And it truly is insane for you to think that the diocese is going to put his salary into a "set-aside" fund for you. You must be broke if you're coming up with that one.
There really is something wrong with you. Schizophrenia?
Bonetti, you really are a moron Wrote:
> Bonetti, for a statement to be perjury it has to
> be material. Whether Bob Malm knew your mother's
> name or not at some point in time, or whether he
> talked to her or not, is not material. And you're
> an idiot if you think it is. And it truly is
> insane for you to think that the diocese is going
> to put his salary into a "set-aside" fund for you.
> You must be broke if you're coming up with that
> There really is something wrong with you.
Obviously you don’t understand the situation or any of its myriad nuances. It's a very complicated legal situation. Let me break it down for you like this......... Bob Malm said that my mother called him on the phone. What part of that do you not comprehend? Imagine if someone told you that your mother had called them on the phone? Do you understand now? Now can you comprehend the mental anguish I’ve suffered? It's a little different when the shoe is on the other foot, isn't it? Bob Malm saying that my mother called him on the phone is WORSE than calling someone the “N Word”! It’s worse than HIV and it’s worse than the current state of homelessness in America today. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that Bob Malm saying that my mother, (or someone purporting to be her) called him on the phone is the single worst crisis facing modern society today. SOMEONE owes me some serious cabbage for that! There are several Nagel prints that I want to buy in order to decorate my boudoir PLUS my bowflex machine needs new resistance bands.
Also, have I yet mentioned that I was a Junior Warden? I helped to collect several different sizes of empty coffee cans which we used in the main kitchen to collect twist ties, bottle caps, and other ephemera.
Inquiring minds want to know Wrote:
> Is this really Eric Bonetti who has been posting
> lately? Something seems "off" about these recent
> posts by Eric. Confirmation needed, please.
Well, I can tell you that I was a Junior Warden. I once managed to source several rubber washers that were instrumental in stopping a pernicious drip coming from the sink in the ladies washroom. Does that answer your curiosity?