News “Flash”: Sugarland Priest Bob Malm Struck by Lightening

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News “Flash”: Sugarland Priest Bob Malm Struck by Lightening

Posted by: WFXU Reporter ()

Date: February 19, 2019 11:58AM

Sugarland TX — Bystanders report that, just minutes ago, Episcopal priest Bob Malm waas struck by lightning while proclaiming, “Jesus is truth.”

While some eyewitnesses report that Malm was on the Sugarland Grand National Golf Course at the time of the incident, WFXU has been unable to substantiate this information.

Was it it a terrorist act? Was it the Killer B’s, a group of domestic terrorists with cells in Northern VA and western PA? Or was it divine retribution for Malm’s courtroom “misstatements?” Or perhaps a karmic payback for Sugarland Chiow’s efforts to drag a dying woman into court?

Stay tuned to WFXU as we bring you details on this breaking news story.
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