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Sugarland Internal Security Forces Report Terrorist Attack on Wartburg Watch Publisher Dee Parsons
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Killer B’s
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Date: October 09, 2018 11:01PM
Sugarland Texas internal security forces today reported that church terrorists brutally attacked Wartburg Watch publisher Dee Parsons.
The terrorist, an elderly lady, drove an electric grocery cart full speed into Parsons, who was shopping at an area grocery store, en route to a certain church in Alexandria VA.
“This old lady shares some remarkable characteristics with a certain domestic terrorist living in western PA,” said one well-placed official. “As a result, we have alerted churches throughout Sugarland, as well as Alexandria Virginia, to be on alert for possible terrorist activity.”
Said another official, “It’s entirely possible that that old lady was engaging in low-grade evil and publishing, well, a blog. I hate to put it in such harsh terms, but she could even have been publishing terrorizing and harassing content on her blog.”
Fairfax Underground reporters are standing by to bring you developments as this latest wave of terror causes pandemonium and civil unrest throughout Sugarland.