South Riding Motto competition, vote for the one you like the best

South Riding; At least we're not Centreville.

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South Riding; At least we're not Gainesville.

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South Riding; At least were not Aldie.

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South Riding; At least we're not Woodbridge or Lorton.

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South Riding; At least were not in Prince William County.

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South Riding; We only have one high school, and it is not named "Westfield."

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In South Riding, a garage is not a privilege, it's a right.

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South Riding; where you wife is a milf, and you need an extra bedroom or two.

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South Riding; Four pools and counting!

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South Riding; Have minivan will move.

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South Riding; more trampolines per square mile than any other area in the country.


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South Riding; where Europe and the subcontinent of Asia come to live in harmony.

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South Riding; add an extra 15 minutes to where ever you need to go.

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South Riding; the other part of Chantilly is jealous, they just don't want to admit it.

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South Riding; We've got a pier, do you?

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South Riding; 76 bucks a month goes a long way!

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South Riding; Grass cut weekly, by law.

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South Riding; adding 10,000 cars onto route 50 daily.

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South Riding; Just like Mayberry, we still have a sheriff's office, and just like Mayberry, it's closed on Sundays.

If you're not overextended and upside down on your mortgage...you're not living in South Riding.

South Riding...Come bang our bored housewives!

South Riding - Come live with a bunch of pretentious assholes.

Or more appropriately for your post being in Fairfax County General:

South Riding - We're not in Fairfax County.


EDIT: spelling. Fuck. This. Phone.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/13/2012 02:46PM by Warhawk.

HOME of the MILF's

I can see South Riding from my Window!
Fairfax resident

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South Riding; Prince William County's cut through!

Warhawk Wrote:
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> South Riding - Come live with a bunch of prentious
> assholes.
>
> Or more appropriately for your post being in
> Fairfax County General:
>
> South Riding - We're not in Fairfax County.


what does "prentious" mean?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/13/2012 02:12PM by FUNdamental.

has anyone else run into the kid, id say about 25 or so, that often frequents the inn always blasting death metal music in his little green car?

last week he walked into the bathroom while i was taking a piss and randomly, but politely, asked me if i was able to pay for his bar tab, he insisted he wouldnt mind blowing me in the bathroom or going out back behind the dumpster. I assumed the young man was drunk.... until he came up to me on several occasions throughout the night insisting the same thing.

I did end up getting his number, and im thinking of calling him while my wife is out of town to service me. Does anyone else have any experience with this guy? is he any good ? should i tip him?

From her Facebook page... This is Lindsay Hoffman.... She's a junior at Freedom High School. She attends the dance studio in SR and afterwards, hangs out with her friends in front of the Food Lion and in the Starbucks.
Attachments:

I guess, for now, you can access FFU from LCPS computers.

Is FFU still blocked from FCPS computers?

Warhawk Wrote:
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> South Riding - Come live with a bunch of
> pretentious assholes.
>
> Or more appropriately for your post being in
> Fairfax County General:
>
> South Riding - We're not in Fairfax County.
>
>
> EDIT: spelling. Fuck. This. Phone.


Don't blame your stupidity on your phone, Warhawk.

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > South Riding - Come live with a bunch of
> prentious
> > assholes.
> >
> > Or more appropriately for your post being in
> > Fairfax County General:
> >
> > South Riding - We're not in Fairfax County.
>
>
> what does "prentious" mean?

Prentious means I'm slobbering all over my own penis so much trying to be the funniest user on the Interwebz making a joke before anyone else can that I shit the bed spelling.

Freedom HS Rules! Wrote:
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> From her Facebook page... This is Lindsay
> Hoffman.... She's a junior at Freedom High
> School. She attends the dance studio in SR and
> afterwards, hangs out with her friends in front of
> the Food Lion and in the Starbucks.


Is that Chuck Hoffman's daughter? How does that happen when your dad looks like a retarded troll?

South Riding - We dont have a Lamb Center yet but give us time

South Riding: our football coach is an inbred

"We may be pretentious and posh, but at least we haven't been over-run by Muslims....yet."

South Riding - yet, another suburban shithole in the middle of nowhere...where the wives are bored to distraction and routinely question the direction that they chose in life as they eye the UPS man for some brief relief from their bleak existence...and where everyone has to drive the same direction every morning and evening...as well as every time that they want to go somewhere...because we are not somewhere...and all "somewheres" are east of us. Oh yeah, we have a Food Lion. WE HAVE CULTURE!!!



I am having the bumper stickers printed now. $1.00 each or 3 for $2.00. Get one for the minivan, SUV, and the UPS guy's truck!

Freedom HS Rules! Wrote:
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> From her Facebook page... This is Lindsay
> Hoffman.... She's a junior at Freedom High
> School. She attends the dance studio in SR and
> afterwards, hangs out with her friends in front of
> the Food Lion and in the Starbucks.



Wow...someone is on an express train to a career in porn and doesn't even realize that she already bought the ticket.

Way to sell it like a 25 year-old sweetie. Dad must be so proud.

Too many fucking smelly dumbass indians. Get the fuck out. Too many yuppies. Everyone drives a fucking high end car. Daddy if i had nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts?

learn the difference between ; and :

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Isn't South Riding infamous for having bizzarre deaths every year or so? Gas explosions, family murder-suicides, romeo and juliet type suicide pacts, etc.

Maybe you could work that angle...

The bizarre death (lady in suitcases) was from Ashburn. Her husband just used the dumpster in the apartment section in South Riding off of Elk Lick.

Also it's where Bully's kill themselves because the fancy Prep school kicks them out.

South Riding has the Bassist for (somewhat) one hit wonder "Kix"!


When Mark Schenker isn't rocking out onstage with his bandmates in Kix, he's rocking out with a bunch of kids aspiring to become musicians.

Schenker, Kix's bassist, is an instructor at Bach to Rock, a music school that has a branch in South Riding, Va., where he lives.

He teaches bass, guitar and recording arts to students who range in age from 10 to 17. He also coaches bands at the school.

"I have some really, really talented kids who are jaw-droppingly good," Schenker says during a telephone interview. "Sometimes I'm like, 'God, I wish I was that talented when I was that age; I wouldn't have to work so hard to be halfway good.'"
Kix, a hard-rock band that reached its commercial peak in the late 1980s and early 1990s with songs like "Don't Close Your Eyes," "Blow My Fuse," "Cold Blood" and "Girl Money," will perform Friday at the Chameleon Club in downtown Lancaster.
Schenker is the newest member of Kix -- which includes singer Steve Whiteman, guitarist Ronnie Younkins, guitarist Brian Forsythe and drummer Jimmy Chalfant -- as he joined the band in 2003 when it reunited after calling it quits in 1995. He replaced Donnie Purnell.

Schenker, an Army brat who was born in Texas but hopscotched around the country, including a stay in Erie, has been playing in rock bands since he was in high school. He played in a promising group called Centerfold that played nonstop for about four years, but it never got signed by a record label and disbanded.
During that time, however, the band had opened for Kix and he became friends with the band members.

When Kix decided to hang it up, singer Whiteman formed a band called Funny Money and asked Schenker to join.

About 40 percent of Funny Money's repertoire consists of Kix songs, so Schenker got to know the material well. It only seemed natural that Schenker would get the job when Kix reformed without Purnell.

"The best thing about being in Kix," Schenker says, "is those guys are so good. It's funny how you don't realize how good somebody is until you play with them a lot. I knew those guys were great because I was a Kix fan from back in the day.
But I remember the first time I stepped onstage with all those guys and it was like, 'Holy crap, these guys are monsters.' "

Schenker, a songwriter, says Kix is getting ready to record a new studio album, which would be its first since 1995's "$how Bu$ine$$." The band this year did release "Live in Baltimore," a CD/DVD that Schenker produced and mixed.
"We feel pretty confident about putting out material that will stand up to the old Kix stuff," he says. "Otherwise, there's no way we would do it."

Schenker, a huge Rush fan who has seen the Canadian band 45 times, says Kix is plenty busy, especially during festival season in the summer. When Kix isn't playing, Funny Money, which has become a side project, is.

And he finds time to devote three days a week to the kids at Bach to Rock.
"It's very rewarding helping kids play music," he says. "It's really fantastic. I wasn't sure if I'd enjoy it, but it's really worked out. It's one of the best things I've done in my life."


Read more: http://lancasteronline.com/article/local/795183_Kix-bassist-keeps-the-rock-rolling.html#ixzz2Trr6DOFP

South Riding - Only Three Hours from Washington by Rt50.